最高の Equestria ポッドキャスト (2024)

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A Cure For Small Business Owner 2:42:54

3d ago2:42:54

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans do the Mij face at the camera as we discuss the second half of the first Equestria Girls movie! We get flashbanged by penis, have our nipples surgically replaced with the patreon logo, enjoy trying to have sex with a horse, engage with a perfect 50/50 cringe/bop ratio, enjoy some dick lickable cloptent, and don't ta…

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161 Aberration in the Heartland of Equestria 1:18:24

13d ago1:18:24

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yeah no my godbrother told me that if you pick kirby and set the cpu to ice climbers and select hyrule castle and leave the game on for 2 months you will unlock oppenheimer. yeah its true, and he is so powerful. you do not want to make him mad. if you pick him the master hand wont even fight you, he just runs away. what is he btw? some guy playing …

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162 Dr Mario 1:22:03

6d ago1:22:03

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yo whats up playboy? friday? hell yeah. the weekend. time to relax. hey why dont you do something crazy? how bout you pick up your phone and call your like 3rd or 4th favorite friend? just call him out of the blue and talk. just TALK. you never know with these kinds of things. on this episode we dive into the wonderful world of PLOUFF BOOKS. PLOUFF…

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She Dial Up My Telepussy Til I Ring 2:17:19

17d ago2:17:19

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans admire the most important hat in all of Equestria as we discuss the first half of the first Equestria Girls movie! We go wives akimbo, have the cutie mandate of heaven, shake our heads at this mareless wretch, and, of course, you'll never fit in if you can't tuck. Check out The Last Days of Friendship Valley on Stea…

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160 Stir Me Up 1:21:31

20d ago1:21:31

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big shoutout to chinese dr yakub from the western promises discord for providing the bulk of the content for this weeks episode. listen, these guys stick needles into the meat of their testicles and stir up they balls. pulverizing the fruit of their loins to shrink them. this is real folks. MGSV is an incredible game. hey kid, want access to the be…

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159 The Playstation 2 Network Adapter 1:26:34

27d ago1:26:34

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hey wanna play some socom later? i heard it is just like being in the army. my brother left me his network adapter after going to jail earlier. with the network adapter i can connect my playstation 2 console to the internet and play a variety of supported games with people all over the world. i love my playstation 2 network adapter. for christmas i…

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158 Fistula 1:35:37

1M ago1:35:37

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okay now im serious, subscribe to our patreon: patreon.com/westernpromises.com oh boy we are so back. teratomas, fistulas, kris angel uterus freak, current events, ahmeds big day, Mohamed's Theorem, metal gear solid V, standing on business. this week all three boys are in it to win it and we can see that checkered flag. kept ya waiting huh? also i …

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A Crumb of Profussy 2:41:33

1M ago2:41:33

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans asked for NO pickles in season 3 episode 13, Magical Mystery Cure! We only respect good dragon in this house, fuck you if you weren't born, thank Miss America, remember that Rainbow Dash loved being in that jar, and acknowledge my faithful student, Timbits Skunkle. Thanks, Miss America! Spark's story is, as always, …

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157 W-2nnitus 1:15:12

1M ago1:15:12

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sorry i cant hear you over $65,000 plus $25 company store credit and gym membership discounts. broke boys dont know. hey kid, ever wanted to know the history of BLACKED? Kept ya waiting, huh? Oh some pagers exploded

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156 Flowers for Schneiderhan 59:29

2M ago59:29

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its up to everyone now. we have to find Paris. we have spared no expense, we have the top guys on the case and i have no doubt they will crack it. we believe he has absconded with the chaos emeralds and 6 dragon balls. we have no idea what he is going to do but it cant be good. also we would happily spread russian propaganda for a lil piece of that…

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155 Monster Rancher 1:05:41

2M ago1:05:41

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do not tap the glass, dont touch the poo, look dont touch. everything i just said? NEWSFLASH: its been said before. But do you really understand? Either way listen up, tune in, sit down, and do the work. you ever heard of tool assisted speedrunning? you know Frodo Baggins? you think you know Greg? oh and im sure famous B too? w/e, get real.…

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154 Big Beautiful Children 1:30:14

2M ago1:30:14

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look, I know the podcast has been bad, okay? Paris is MIA, my mic broke, and Kevin is chinese. But we are fixing it. We are fixing everything. Paris's disney cruise is on its way back, i got a new mic and we are replacing Kevin with an indigenous queer AFAB Dominican undertale speedrunner. its looking up. its all going up. lets get it. lets get all…

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Wife Emulation Mode 2:34:52

2M ago2:34:52

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans violate the copyright in season 3 episode 12, Games Ponies Play! We consider Better Chrysalis Theory, gak on my gyro bowl til I stabilize, become narutypical and the next hokage (horse hokage), and enjoy Chekov's Bun while we're welcomed to the wiki. Check out our socials for Everfree Northwest 2024 stuff! Like on C…

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153 Who "Watches" the "Watchmen" 1:44:49

3M ago1:44:49

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look, we missed a week. i could give you excuses, i could tell you everything that is in my heart, i could spill the beans but It just happened. it happens. jewishcostalelite joins me this week to talk about watches.

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Loading Screen Tip: Here's Applejack's Penis 2:10:45

3M ago2:10:45

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans don't sell baskets of eggs covered in cloth in season 3 episode 11, Just For Sidekicks! They crucify our boy, we do that thing to Horse Shinzo Abe, and eventually build up an immunity to fall damage while Sparky need drinky. Check out our socials for Everfree Northwest 2024 stuff! Like on Cohost! And the event sched…

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152 aberration in the communal shower of the real 1:18:38

3M ago1:18:38

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patreon.com/westernpromises we are joined by mensallectuals to discuss communal showers, paw paw's ding dong, and joining mensa

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Riddle Me This, Heteros 1:48:20

3M ago1:48:20

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans consider an interesting argument. Unfortunately, we've already drawn you as the blown-out Rarity in season 3 episode 10, Keep Calm and Flutter On. We appreciate Spoonity, become Ourbiquitous, comrade, and, of course, splat booda bing, you're done, you two-faced gravy misunderstander. Check out our socials for Everfr…

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151 Neptune's Fix 1:14:51

3M ago1:14:51

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look, i know its late, what do you want from me. i was helping a grieving mother with a photoshop request

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150 The Tight Hour 1:07:44

3M ago1:07:44

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subscribe to our patreon to support rights patreon.com/westernpromises Ness hitting kirby with a baseball bat the sound of teeth scraping against a cheap fork manipulate all about KINK. KINK what would you do if your strongest desire was to remove your manhood? make an appointment? listen to this. its time.…

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Western Promises Trailer? 5:53

4M ago5:53

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Two Men, Two Thumbs 1:59:30

4M ago1:59:30

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans check out some foss pornography in season 3 episode 9, Spike At Your Service. We list 12 buckets to knock over before you die, shoot a man named dick pope, acknowledge the neighstalgia critic, get into our shipping gayzebo, and, of course, go count grass. If you want to develop an opinion on the LLVM mascot, check o…

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149 Going Wildthornberrys 1:16:42

4M ago1:16:42

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omg we would love for u to sub to our patreon. patreon.com/westernpromises we are back and done with all public and personal crises. its all smooth sailing from this point forward. we are going to churning it out like you have never seen before this week was all about correct tv placement, OCD, HOECD, BlowCD, Earthbound, being a japanese teenager l…

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1-800-PROMISES #1: fun in the solar powered sun 12:29

4M ago12:29

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wow! an amazing job opportunity just lined up for one of the boys with some schizophrenic lunatic in florida running a scam solar business. will kevin pass the phone interview? will his r*tarded nephew make a mess during the orientation? does this guy have the capability of actually understanding what another human says? only one way to find out...…

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148 To Me, U R A Queen 58:14

4M ago58:14

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patreon.com/westernpromises for bonus episodes. ur not gonna wanna miss it. the bonus episode we did was really bad last time i uploaded an episode I told myself that this time I would actually write a description of what we discuss but man i really really really dont want to do that. it seems like so much work. but imma be 100 with you, we talk mi…

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Princess Celestia Made Money Off The Iraq War 2:00:37

4M ago2:00:37

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans have the high ground in season 3 episode 8, Apple Family Reunion. We have surprising apple opinions, refuse to get red delicious pilled, fuhgeddaboutit, consider the Super Ontmario Sisters, and, of course. Gay bats. Happy pride! Check out The Last Days of Friendship Valley on Steam! Our website is at isekai.horse! O…

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147 The Famous Western Promises Show 1:07:55

4M ago1:07:55

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thanks for tuning into my show everyone. wow! we have such a good show for you guys. are you pumped up about wrestling?! are you fired up? this is the wrestling show for everyone. get fired up guys, wrestlemania is going on all year until the emperor sheds off his final skin. its gonna be a great year. i do this all for my family…

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146 The Man With the Flesh of an Archangel 1:09:05

5M ago1:09:05

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bonus episodes and support the show and supportin this whole burger in my mouth: patreon.com/westernpromises oh, and you will get access to the Pisscord :-) wait, ur telling me this episode has lengthy jehovah's witness stories? um okay, next ur gonna say that there is also Greg discussions!? AS IF. next you are going to say some dumb shit like we …

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Solve Our Bottom Hat Riddle 2:24:35

5M ago2:24:35

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans wish the mail pony would just cum already in season 3 episode 7, Wonderbolts Academy. After all, in Canterlot, you can be cum. We watch someone get assigned bottom at academy, consider the Interneightional Horse Chess Federation, meet Copr, Maldr, and Seethr, agree we have trans hooves, have a crumb of loaf, and mak…

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145 Fighting Men in Water 01 1:17:00

5M ago1:17:00

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patreon.com/westernpromises okay, its incel time. okay now its royalty free sound effect time okay now its balldo time okay now its late episode time

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144 56k Libation 1:01:53

5M ago1:01:53

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3+bonus episodes a month if you dare: patreon.com/westernpromises oh, and access to the Pisscord AI will replace alcohol in 10 years. soon we wont need to drink 12 beers before approaching the 4 sitting alone at fudruckers. we will just pop in an AI earbud and let the ghost in the machine guide us to hyperborea. dont believe me? really? you dont th…

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The Maretochondria is the Powerhorse of the She'll 2:26:13

5M ago2:26:13

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans marvel at the rare and powerful scroaf in season 3 episode 6, Sleepless in Ponyville. We say hi to Scrunchaloaf, join the Sisterhood of the Traveling Couch, meet Sleep Deprivedaloo and Sweaty Belle, and, of course, mare door hook hoof car horse. DapperLilArts's Shrek fic is on her FimFiction! Check out The Last Days…

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143 Tantric Gooning 1:14:23

5M ago1:14:23

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Support the show. kick up. be an earner. i dont want to hear about the economy. patreon.com/westernpromises what if i told you there was a place you could go, right now, today, right where you are sitting, where nothing hurt anymore? no-one laughed at you anymore? people looked up to you, respected you, wanted to be in your presence. no, im not tal…

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142 es squinche de monchuli (forgrazi monte riponista) 1:06:31

6M ago1:06:31

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слушай, я не в этом эпизоде. Я не знаю, что тебе сказать. Я не слушал это, но уверен, что это хорошо. Если вам понравилось, подписывайтесь на наш патреон. Если вам это нравится, тогда обратите пристальное внимание на следующий эпизод. ты узнаешь это, когда услышишь.

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Fluttergirl Bath Water 2:38:33

6M ago2:38:33

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans do a little toe trolling in season 3 episode 5, Magic Duel. We experience the reverse Samus twist, fail the boychdel test, listen to mare chemarechal romarence, and appreciate a neurotypical short king and ethical mare balls while we watch the Great and Powerful Trixie make this estrogen disappear. Our website is at…

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141 NO EDITING/PURE/WHOLE 1:11:03

6M ago1:11:03

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no time, cant edit

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140 Ashkenazim in Paris 1:13:04

6M ago1:13:04

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for 3+ bonus episodes, discord access, and to pay for this one really big door dash order i made recently, subscribe to our patreon: patreon.com/westernpromises woah, college is getting wild now. a bunch of tents and trash and disorder everywhere, what is this, los angeles? just playin. i hope everyone is safe and has a chance to stand up for what …

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139 Watchtower 1:13:15

6M ago1:13:15

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patreon.com/westernpromises Tardigrades (/ˈtɑːrdɪɡreɪdz/),[1] known colloquially as water bears or moss piglets,[2][3][4][5] are a phylum of eight-legged segmented micro-animals.[2][6] They were first described by the German zoologist Johann August Ephraim Goeze in 1773, who called them Kleiner Wasserbär ('little water bear').[7] In 1777, the Itali…

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You'll Never Defeat My Mons Pubis 2:31:17

6M ago2:31:17

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans meet Cutie Markiplier in season 3 episode 4, One Bad Apple. We say hey to Sweetie Yug, learn the Interneightional Ponetic Alphabet, kin a pump and get to pumpin' here, concur that boys are allowed to smell things, appreciate da big apple, and agree that splat booda bing, you saved me! Spark's story about naming ever…

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138 Chirpin on tha Beltway 1:11:45

6M ago1:11:45

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up to 3 bonus episodes a month!?!?! subscribe to our patreon: patreon.com/westernpromises computer, open lotus notes. computer, start new note. new line. dear computer, this week on my radio we talk about dropping it into third gear going 60 on the beltway and chirping the dang tires. end note. computer, open secret diary file. new entry. dear comp…

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137 Darth Paul 1:18:42

7M ago1:18:42

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it gets better near the end of the episode i think

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Spell That Just Fucking Kills You 2:43:21

7M ago2:43:21

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans gotta gotta get down because we marelinol in season 3 episode 3, Too Many Pinkie Pies. We notice that all a unicorn's outfits are horny, agree that you should save a car by riding a horseboy, and enjoy the nature's candy that is barn raisins. Don't forget to email us cover art character reference material at [whatev…

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136 Getting Head to the second power 1:28:31

7M ago1:28:31

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better late than clever patreon.com/westernpromises look here is the episode. no intro, joined by LITR. we talk two headed girl marriage, india pakistan relations, spermworld, israel palestine, red dead redemption 2 listen to lifting in the ruins:https://open.spotify.com/show/3ffjUb7V8IJROheAj3HFtH?si=f32ee117d9d54eff…

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unlocked wpp031 Edward Gay Thumbs 1:11:34

7M ago1:11:34

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the impending eclipse fucked us up. got us all turned up and mixed around and goofed unlocking a bonus episode this week from our patreon at patreon.com/westernpromises

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135 The Lightskin Carnival 1:11:29

7M ago1:11:29

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3 bonus episodes every 15 seconds? patreon.com/westernpromises we discuss the neurodivergent clown posse, kingcobrajfs and his GF, new inventions, subway performances, personal attacks, soup temperatures, straight culture, gay culture, clown culture, and what we can learn, regardless of what side of the aisle youre on, from the epic tale of Moses's…

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Spike's Sweaty Claws 2:30:30

7M ago2:30:30

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans look at a basket in season 3 episode 2, the second part of The Crystal Empire. Join us as Twilight calls the teacher "mom", admit to a love wins long con, sigh and acknowledge that SOMBRA-19 is still happening, and teach Beans about pomf. Check out Spark's new story on her writing site! Our website is at isekai.hors…

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134 New Ideas 1:24:30

7M ago1:24:30

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patreon.com/westernpromises podcas late cuz my uh, my freaking family like got hit with like a rocket? yeah they got hit with a rocket and i was so sad about that happening to me that it gave me a uh, a fever so lemme get one of them extensions on the assignment my counselor told me that you have to give me extra time on podcasts so you can count i…

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133 DaBaby-gate 1:28:19

8M ago1:28:19

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support the show for 3,000 bonus episodes each day patreon.com/westernpromises listen to lifting in the ruins: https://open.spotify.com/show/3ffjUb7V8IJROheAj3HFtH?si=3415c6f7ae9c41c1 we are joined by LITR to discuss gamergate 2.0, something important and worth it, trust me. we also play balatro, hold hands, and remember say his name aaron bushnell…

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Hagpilled and Crone Mode 1:55:56

8M ago1:55:56

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans go wherever they sent Neighponeon in season 3 episode 1, the first part of The Crystal Empire. Join us as we meet a dark empath, note that Twilight keeps running at the pool, agree that Shining Armor's balls never dropped (but WERE demolished by a changeling army), enjoy a crystal cheesewich, and consider becoming d…

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132 The Da Vinci Chode 1:15:42

8M ago1:15:42

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support the show for 3+ bonus episodes every single day(month) !!! patreon.com/westernpromises IN THIS EPISODE WE TALK ABOUT: Aella's birthday g@ngB@ng with an exclusive interview with the virgin that attended Chris Brown's penish Dune i think? our fans *hands making heart emoji* our enemies *lil purple devil guy emoji* halo 2 and da masta chief an…

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131 this is for you, melinda 1:12:55

8M ago1:12:55

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this week? oh youre talking about this week? well this week we kick it ooooold schooool style. just beaumont, just paris, just big big laughs. hell divers 2, balatro, transracialism, autism, botulism, populism? support the show for discord access and 3 to four bonus episodes a week. Youre gonna like the way you give us $5 a month, i guarantee it. p…

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