S3E7 - Grapes, Salt, and Hot Mullets

Stupid Fat Hobbits

Guest episode featuring the esteemed Betsy "Barthelona." The show begins with verbal assaults directed toward Pat. Very original. Johnny sits like a toddler. Chris is weak. Betsy brings forth a challenge of the, uhh, challenging variety. Everyone learns science. His Lordship JP Royals mobilized the voters for his Pop Take, "Pizza from New York is shit," and 51% of you agreed. Despite some voting discrepancies, this is the first official one to pop. Chris is now 4/4 on LOTR Impersonation calls. The lads review a marvelous listener review. Breaking News From Florida covers a fascinating voluntary drug test. Betsy loves mullets. This podcast is sponsored by Bar OF Soap. Johnny steps into his corner to enlighten Chris about raisins. The tale of Johnny and Major Funkdu continues with In the Trenches With Tolkien. Betsy gives her deep analysis of the line, "man-flesh," after much repetition. Chris & Pat don't follow and question whether Tolkien had cannibalistic tendencies instead. Johnny doesn't follow and brings up male strippers. Betsy is sorrowful about her age and closes out the show with peasant discussion.
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