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Bachademia

• Welcome to this week’s episode of Bachademia! We have a very special guest, Nicole Dick...Danielle’s sister! Nicole what should we know about you??
• If you had to spend one year on a deserted island with a contest from this season of BiP who would it be and why? Show your work.
• The angry Mob continues to rage on the beach. Everyone is talking about how Brendan did Natasha. The group then gets Big Brother Joe to talk to Brendan.
• The tribunal sits down with Brendan and Pieper and begins the accusing. Brendan tries to start off with a really chill affable vibe, he makes excuses then he gets defense and accuses them of creating the rule book. He calls the women disgruntled females….
  • First - who is in-charge of the by-laws committed on the island
  • Second - thoughts on Brendan’s train of behavior? Does referring to women as “females” make ya’ll cringe as much as it makes me cringe?
  • Pieper then tells everyone she was totally there to meet Brendan. I appreciate her honesty
• After the dust up, Pieper basically says she was totally there to get more followers, but she could have done it on her own. Bold statement
• Joe informs the Inquisition that the most they can do is tell them to leave and make them feel unwanted, basically what we all did to kids at our junior high school lunch table.
• Brendan and Pieper leave...
  • Brendan’s parting words...I didn’t want to mislead anyone, I just intentionally withheld information...chef kiss.
• Riley and Maurissa eat whip cream off each other’s bodyparts. Twitter and Co-Host Kim lose their mind with the level of disgusting.
  • Wells proclaims if you can eat whip cream off your partner’s toes, you can get married, I can find now research to confirm this.
• It strikes midnight and Tammy has a birthday. And much like Cinderella, at midnight Tammy’s magical night ends. Tammy tells she likes him, he says he has other interests. Tammy confess her love to him even calling him her best friend, Thomas goes emotional robot & just kind of is like...this sucks for you, Imma go kiss Becca.
  • “I have horrible birthdays, last year I got COVID on my birthday and this is 10x worse..” Tammy
• Rose ceremony. Wells gives Nathasha (she gained 350K followers over the course of this debacle) a rose because she got screwed. Not Jessenia though???
  • Riley & Maurissa, Serena & JOe, Ivan & Kendall, Noah & Abigail, Kenny & Mari, James & TIa, Thomas & Becca, & Aaron & Chelsea all couple up.
  • Demi, Jessenia, Tammy and Deandra go home. Tammy eats a giant cupcake, Demi is confused why people don’t want her (Joe has an insightful comment about Demi)… Words for the departed?
• Blake enters the room. No one knows what season he was on...frankly I don’t think he was and the producers are Gaslighting us…
  • One I love Tia pairing of correct anatomical words with quirky descriptors of what they are doing, 2- Thoughts on this pairing?
• Dr Joe enters the chat. He is as charming and quirky as we thought. Him and Natasha hit it off...but there is a catch. Brendan and Joe are in a platonic bromance.
  • This date was going awesome, until Brendan came up (insert record screech)
  • Joe kind of mumbles his way through the impact on th

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