Welcome to St. Valentino's House of Worship and Noodles!
We are here to help you untangle the knotty noodles of life. Your devoted and ordained host, Leo Linguini, is here to guide your journey with a generous helping of introspection and encouragement as we explore the quirky world of Pastafarianism.
Leo (he/him/his) is a devout follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), drawing inspiration from the saucy deity. In these times of cosmic complexity and mundane monotony, seekers often find themselves entangled in the noodles of life's mysteries. But fear not, for Skylar (they/them/theirs), the regional cosmic eccentric, has also ventured forth from their introverted lair to share their insights with all those willing to listen.
Join the Community of Pescatarian Pastafarians
As we gather in the cozy confines of St. Valentino's, we invite you to be part of our community of pescatarian Pastafarians. Together, we'll twirl through life's saucy twists and turns with the divine touch of the Noodly Appendage. R'amen!
We welcome you to twirl your way over to the pescatarian paradise that is our online spiritual home:
http://noodlyenlightenment.org/
We are forever indebted to the original Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) – the first pasta-based religion to inspire countless colander-wearing faithful: https://www.spaghettimonster.org/