Episode 33: They Call Me Mr. Back, Pt. 1

Good Job Adventures

Has this ever happened to you? You're going about your day, exploring the depths of a sinister volcanic lair, when the wooden bridge you are crossing collapses, casting you down into a dark ravine and an even darker future of constant back pain. If so, you may be entitled to damages. Reach out now to Aul Speaks For You, the premiere lawful evil lawfirm for bridge related incidents. And if you are stabbed by an assassin then flung into automata combat while serving the defendant, Aul will help you with that too. Because at this firm, we have your back. As we say always say, wrongful injury is not water under the bridge. The only thing under the bridge is you (and your future settlement!). Call now please!!