Open Fart Surgery | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast Ep. 145
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Fred makes a triumphant return from "open fart surgery," and the gang wastes no time diving into the chaos. From discussing Pride Month and Juneteenth to debating Abraham Lincoln's favorite dish.
In sports news, the crew delves into the controversy surrounding Caitlin Clark in the WNBA and Pat McAfee's colorful commentary. They also discuss the much-anticipated fight between Mike Tyson and Jake Paul, only to discover that Roy Jones Jr. might be stepping in. The discussion takes a humorous turn as they imagine an over-50 boxing league and the potential for VR boxing matches.
Tech Shits makes a return with some bizarre stories, including Ikea hiring workers for their virtual Roblox store and Elon Musk's Starlink bringing the internet to an Amazonian tribe, only to wreak havoc on their traditional way of life. The gang also shares a local story about a Girl Scout leader accused of stealing thousands of dollars from her troop, proving once again that truth is stranger than fiction.
Parker invents a new food, a dish that's as spicy as it is bland. The conversation veers into the realm of food disasters, with Parker's kids' hilarious reaction to cottage cheese.
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00:00 - Welcome to Black Lincoln Collective podcast. Featuring the sultry, um, sounds of Fred
00:57 - Welcome to the 145th edition of the Black Lincoln Collected podcast
01:26 - Fred Allen returns from open fart surgery; happy pride month
04:06 - We're one and a half seconds into the show, and it's already off rails
05:20 - One YouTube user said he only listened to the show for five seconds
06:24 - You said sports. I edited to make it sound like I got it right
07:10 - Fred: Caitlin Clark getting beat up in WNBA games
11:28 - NBA star calls WNBA star a white bitch on his show
15:02 - ESPN's pat McAfee called out Kayla Kennedy for flagrant foul
18:03 - Mike Tyson had to withdraw from fight against Logan Paul due to health concerns
22:21 - Roy Jones Jr. is scheduled to fight Paul Johnson on Saturday night
26:27 - Iraqi's gonna win, I think. I doubt it. There's a hundred thousand people in there
27:10 - Roy Jones Junior is allegedly in, but they haven't confirmed anything yet
28:39 - The NBA Finals just started when this is released
31:46 - Thanks to the magical googling of Allan and the USA crime website
32:29 - Allan only does sound effects and stuff when it's related to him
33:51 - Ikea is hiring workers to run its virtual Roblox store
37:33 - Apple began selling real world items in their Roblox online store
41:11 - Elon Musk helped bring high speed Internet to isolated Amazonian tribe
45:41 - The problem that Americans have is we want to share everything we have
48:08 - Vermont State University honors cat named Max ahead of graduation this weekend
50:21 - Our last tech chip for tonight is not tech related
50:55 - Girl scout leader accused of stealing thousands of dollars from her troop
53:02 - I invented a brand new food
56:19 - I did buy cottage cheese, but I haven't eaten it yet
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