最高の Hot Guys Talk Soccer ポッドキャスト (2024)

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Episode 26: S10E26: Isn’t It 5-1derful 1:12:46

3d ago1:12:46

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Sunnier skies for us, Blue Ballers! An explosive 5-1 victory against New Jersey’s not-quite-finest has Jake and Trey feeling cautiously optimistic about the end of NYCFC’s season. But have Cushing’s children found their form? Or did the adrenaline of a Hudson River sweep give us a power boost we’ll be paying for heading into the end of the 2024 sea…

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Episode 25: S10E25: 40k Fans, 1 James Sands 1:15:31

9d ago1:15:31

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Blue ballers! We’re coming off an EVENTFUL two matches and ready to piece it all apart. Your Boys in Blue were in the press box for both the historic inaugural 5-1 shellacking by Philadelphia AND the GOAT’s visit to Gotham and the single secured point of the week. Is a last minute equalizer from James Sands enough to buoy our spirits? Or is a conti…

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Episode 24: S10E24: Penalize? Penal-eyes! Penal Lies!!! 1:07:10

18d ago1:07:10

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Welp! It's another dropped-points-from-a-first-half-lead show! Hope you guys enjoy it! Jake & Trey talk disappointments in DC, then pivot to crest chat, club identity politics, stadium renderings, and of course the briefest of double precaps for two marquee matches at home. Call your girlfriend, it's time you had the talk: you've got Blue Balls!…

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Episode 23: S10E23: Unkel Kracked 'Er 1:07:12

30d ago1:07:12

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Blue Ballers, we're just as grouchy as you but the content mines need excavating and your Boys in Blue are here to break it all down for you. We talk: Fernandez getting fooled around with by an uncomfortably touchy Unkel, Barraza's big shoes to fill, overlaps, possession, and penetrating passes galore, and also all the bad stuff. Plus: a little ban…

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Episode 22: S10E22: AlonSo Hot Right Now 1:01:35

1M ago1:01:35

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Welcome back Blue Ballers, as we've missed you truly and dearly and need to catch up. Jake and Trey conquer a ticking computer battery time bomb to talk all things dog days of August. We first embark on the journey of this past weekend, gleaning the small, medium, and big picture takeaways from an epic Chicago collapse. Then, a Leagues Cup recap an…

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Episode 21: S10E21: Four-saken and Stained by Cin 1:16:39

2M ago1:16:39

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Listen to this one quick, ballers, because your boys in blue are here to recap NYCFC's stint in the two-leg Leagues Cup group stage! Do we talk extensively about the 0-0 draw and the hair-raising penalty shootout that put us in the knockout round? Not at all! Instead we talk about what we can and can't learn from the bizarre and at turns brilliant …

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Episode 20: S10E20: McFarlane: The (CFG) Family Guy 1:17:11

2M ago1:17:11

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Good tidings BBers. We're back in the saddle after a week off and how oh how are we gonna cover all these damn matches. Your boys in blue get into it on the Chicago, Atlanta, and Orlando draws, pulling noticeable performances out of each. We talk McFarlane's steady seventeen-year-old hand, the Santi-Maxi Paradoxi, and Talles Magno's sudden and oppo…

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Episode 19: S10E19: The Rain Delayin' Is Mainly In Austayn 1:12:39

3M ago1:12:39

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The dog days of summer are upon us, Blue Ballers, and this week in Austin we felt it! After an encouraging 2-0 victory over Montreal at home, your boys in blue were humbled by Austin FC and Gyasi Zardes. Jake and Trey break down all the eastern european reasons why that happened, plus the struggles we're enduring as our beat up boys nurse their wou…

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Episode 18: S10E18: Mal July-Bones 1:07:59

3M ago1:07:59

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Bonjour Blue Ballers, and welcome back to another (short) week of your silly boys making silly noise. Jake is sick and he's much better at writing these things than me, so we're Swede-ing this episode description. (Remember "Be Kind, Rewind"? A relic of another time to be sure). This week we talk New York City FC's thrilling, yet not always satiati…

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Episode 17: S10E17: Mag-No Future 1:08:32

3M ago1:08:32

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From third to sixth, from winning streak to losing streak, from hot to cold, NYCFC are back to their old tricks of dropping points to the low block and pinging balls anywhere except on-target. Jake and Trey break down two more losses to Nashville and the LA Galaxy this week, what they tell us about the team's strategic woes, and what bright spots m…

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Episode 16: S10E16: Fancy Nancy's 2-3 Kick In The Pantsy 1:12:07

4M ago1:12:07

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A frustrating match that began with a rain delay and ended with a 1-goal deficit, and that's the end of our winning streak! Your boys in blue are back to break down each play in this match — but because we do them all 48 times, the episode is 37 hours long. Have fun! We talk the early Mit-jection, goals not-quite-disallowed, continued Maxi-mum bril…

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Episode 15: S10E15: Five-One-osa: A Mad Maxi Saga 1:07:28

4M ago1:07:28

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Do we even need to introduce this week's pod? Jake & Trey bask in the glory of a five-one victory and the return of Maxi "Miles" Moralez, the spiderman himself, the min-maxed maestro, the five-foot nothing colossus. But outside of Maxi's 24 minutes of play, there's plenty else to break down and your boys cover a feckless first half of tactical adju…

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Episode 14: S10E14: Bird Brained 1:09:10

4M ago1:09:10

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Blue Ballers, it's been a hell of a May! Your Pigeons have been stacking up points and with three more in the pocket coming home from Massachusetts, there's a lot to celebrate and a lot to break down. Jake and Trey dig in to Big Bird's big score, NYCFC's rock solid centerbacks, Gray growth and gravitas, Gil-turns, and more. Then: casino drama at NY…

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Episode 13: S10E13: Hung-Three Like the Wolf (feat. John Baney) 1:11:48

5M ago1:11:48

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Buona Settimana blue ballers and what a settimana it has BEEN. Your boys in blue have come off a triumphant and historic 9 point week, finishing up with a win in the provincial first Hudson River Derby in Queens. We are ready to cover it all, and by "we" we mean half of us as Jake couldn't make it to this one. But FEAR NOT as we brought on noted tw…

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Episode 12: S10E12: One Punch, Man? 1:07:44

5M ago1:07:44

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Blue Ballers, we are feeling FRESH AND FROSTY after our first road win in — a year?? against a feisty Toronto FC with a lot to say. Jake and Trey waste no time in breaking down the Toronto Tunnel Tiff in as much grisly detail as we've got — which is to say, not much! Then, some actual soccer. A 3-2 victory away gives us much to celebrate and MUCH t…

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Episode 11: S10E11: Rapids Decline 1:06:43

5M ago1:06:43

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Folks, NYCFC crashed into a soggy wall out in Queens this weekend to fall to a hobbled Colorado 0-2. Jake and Trey don't want to be talking about it, but talk about it they do — complete with all the segments you've come to expect. Freese praise, Bakrar banter, a Santi survey, Jovanvestigations. Your boys in blue are playing the hits! PLUS: a Maxi-…

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Episode 10: S10E10: Copetti Unwelli at the Bronx Deli 1:26:55

5M ago1:26:55

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With three wins and five unbeaten, NYCFC just might be back folks — and your Boys in Blue are here to tell you how, why, and when it all happened. Jake and Trey break down a messy but massive 2-1 redemption win over Charlotte that saw goals from a gorgeous Big Bird header and wunderkind Alonso, plus our usual Freese flowers, nods to the wings, and …

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Episode 9: S10E9: DC Gets Benteke-n Down A Peg 1:10:30

5M ago1:10:30

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Wonder of wonders, is NYCFC good now? A 2-0 victory against DC United would seem to press the question as Nick Cushing extends his lossless streak and Santi Rodriguez and Julian Fernandez both expand their accounts. We talk both goals, of course, plus effective team play, a broken-hearted Bakrar, Martens mania and the defense that contained the unc…

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Episode 8: S10E8: The Goose Is Worth The Squeeze 1:09:27

6M ago1:09:27

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INCOMING! Something different on the pod this week? Jake & Trey wake up to find they have a WIN to celebrate and deconstruct, and some actual NYCFC momentum to analyze and ballyhoo. Your boys in blue talk Agustin Ojeda's nasty little account opener, a deepening defensive fight, Big Bird's bedrock balls, and much more. Plus: Open Cup prognostication…

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Episode 7: S10E7: Uno Point From Draw 2 1:03:56

6M ago1:03:56

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Draw 2, back in the habit, and Jake and Trey are here to make it sacreligious with a savvy and incisive recap of a 1-1 draw against a threatening Atlanta at home. We talk stretched midfields, Katy Perrys, whiffs of goals and wiffs at goals, and so much more. Plus: tales from the press box, mumbles around Mijatovic, and of course a prompt precap of …

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Episode 6: S10E6: Stone Island of Misfit Toys 1:11:36

6M ago1:11:36

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Blue Ballers, this one's for you. New York City FC returns this week having stolen a point from the big pink menace in Miami, featuring a first MLS goal and first MLS start for Alonso Martinez and some more-or-less remarkable performances elsewhere. Jake & Trey break down how the team stacks up against noted psychopath Luis Suarez and whether the m…

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Episode 5: S10E5: The Acosta' Living 1:11:36

6M ago1:11:36

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Blue ballers, we won't lie to you — there's no lipstick available for this pig! A mighty but ultimately outmatched effort from New York City FC left us with zero points away at a highly dominant Cincinnati. Jake and Trey break down the conflicted feelings following this match — was it good? was it shit? was it both? — and talk what we can learn abo…

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Episode 4: S10E4: A Toole-Won Victory 1:12:22

7M ago1:12:22

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After a gratifying 2-1 victory against visiting Toronto, your Blue Ballers are feeling Hot N' Ready to breakdown some good news, for once. Jake and Trey slice up the first victory of the season, including Santi's centrality, Bakrar's hunger and panic for goal, stud Keaton Parks' studs-up challenge, and more. Then: a check-in with Gotham FC as the N…

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Episode 3: S10E3: Home Woes Sapiens 1:02:42

7M ago1:02:42

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Back in the saddle and twice as pissed, your boys in blue are back to recap the degradation kink demo that was New York City FC’s first ever home opener loss to the very Portland Timbers. One goal from Santi Rodriguez was not enough for the boys to bask in, and scared coaching left us scratching our heads as the Timbers knocked two past our timbs t…

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Episode 2: S10E2: Da Rude Sands' Storm 1:02:12

7M ago1:02:12

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Welcome back Blue Ballers. You're not gonna like the way we looked — I guarantee it. Our second match of the season yielded no points and no goals, continuing an abysmal streak away and resetting a sense of dread that will surely remain until at least one ball finds the back of the net. Will that happen this week at home? Jake and Trey break down t…

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Episode 1: S10E1: As If We Never Said Goodbye (Derogatory) 1:01:27

7M ago1:01:27

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Welcome to the end of the blue decade, Blue Ballers, and the beginning of SEASON TEN of NYCFC madness, brought to you by your own Boys in Blue. A special salute to the ballers who've been with us since the Obama Era, through thick and thin, from Kreis to Cup -- this one's for you. But that's about as triumphant as we're getting this time around, be…

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Episode 23: S9.5E2: Coachello Shots 1:39:42

8M ago1:39:42

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Shake off those blue suede shoes and get ready for action -- because it's very nearly Season Ten and Blue Balls is BACK! Jake & Trey tie a bow onto a banner preseason featuring some of the most exciting new blues in YEARS. We chat J's three ways, with Jovan, Ojeda, and Jones all getting the Blue Balls treatment. And then: glory of glories, it's the…

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Episode 22: S9.5E1: Who-o-o are you? New Blues! New Blues! 1:15:14

9M ago1:15:14

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Just when you thought we were out, they pull us back in again! The season is hot incoming and at long last there's some NYCFC news to report on, piece apart, celebrate, and bitch about -- so you know your Boys in Blue are hunting down the scoops as transfer rumors become transfer realities. Jake and Trey break down one confirmed signing and two lik…

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Episode 21: S9E21: Over/Under-dome 1:45:03

11M ago1:45:03

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(alt. title: Madame B-Over-y & One H-Under-ed Years Of Solitude) We made it, folks. We staggered our way through this rocky season, careening from road loss to road loss, searching always for some sliver of hope. And in doing so, we saw a lot. Trades, sales, ups, downs, debuts and departures -- wretched record or not, this was an eventful ninth NYC…

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Episode 20: S9E20: Sports Talk Right Who? (With Max Reinhardsen) 59:12

12M ago59:12

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Blue Ballers, we've been in better moods. We're staring down the end of an ignominious season and wondering where it all went wrong. SO we called in the experts. The Sports Expert, in fact! Max Reinhardsen joins the podcast to unpack the season and give his wisdom and perspective on the state of MLS today. Then: we deep dive on Trey's profound mora…

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Episode 19: S9E19: Capitol Punishment 1:04:31

12M ago1:04:31

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A brutal return to unfortunate form has Jake and Trey in their cups unpacking what went wrong, what stayed right, and who’s to blame for a lackluster and largely toothless performance against a DC United that should have easily been untied. Plus, to get us out of the doldrums, some USMNT and NWSL chat. And finally, what we can do against Chicago to…

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Episode 18: S9E19: Mess'd Opportunities 1:00:06

1y ago1:00:06

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Your blue-balled fellas are back at it again, taking you down the green mile to playoff ignominy. Jake and Trey talk about a trying evening of soccer, from the wizardry of DP Santi Rodriguez to the unfinished business of Mounsef Bakrar, to the head-scratching header that cost NYCFC both the three points it looked on track to earn AND control of its…

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Episode 17: S9E17: (Above The) Line Through Your Teeth 1:09:30

1y ago1:09:30

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We're not foolin' around. After a brutal summer, NYCFC is officially above the playoff line and your Boys in Blue are here to break down exactly how it happened. Jake and Trey do another three-prong thriller covering an anodyne Hudson River derby, and two shock blitz wins totaling five nasty goals. We hit the new boys, the old boys, and all the blu…

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Episode 16: S9E16: Maxed Out On "Max"es Out 1:06:07

1y ago1:06:07

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(or: Wake me up, before Chanot Go) Blue Ballers, we know it can be painful to listen to this podcast when things are going so wrong, but your boys in blue pulled it together to sit down and recap the last three matches and all associated dramas, and so you can do your part and give us the play count. Jake and Trey run through themes and thoughts on…

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Episode 15: S9E15: The Epic of Still-Depresh 56:29

1y ago56:29

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This is a temporary episode blurb while jake writes the real one, farts farts farts and such and such but MINNESOTA, WWC, CINCY, MORE

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Episode 14: S9E14: Chronic Roster-Baiting 1:10:44

1y ago1:10:44

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The heat's broken, Blue Ballers, and so has the news: your FO has been busy after all and NYCFC is adding a slate of new talent. Will it be enough to rescue the 2023 season? Only time will tell -- but in the meantime, Jake and Trey break down the Leagues Cup play so far, including a 5-0 defeat of Toronto that made us cry "stop, stop, he's already d…

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Episode 6: S9E6: Five Butthole Stadium (feat. Dan Avidan!) 1:55:49

1+ y ago1:55:49

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Your boys in blue have a treat for you this week — Jake and Trey are joined by the illustrious DAN AVIDAN (Game Grumps, Ninja Sex Party) who flexes his bonafides as an OG fan of NYNJ soccer and a stalwart NYCFC supporter from season one. Your starstruck hosts cannot help but get into full-on interview mode with Dan, but worry not: the threesome als…

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Ins and Outs of 2023 + BIG ANNOUNCEMENT - Episode #46 1:28:53

1+ y ago1:28:53

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Fasten your seat belts cause this is one WILD episode! First off, we deeply apologize for the audio problems. After trying everything, in the end we weren't able to recover the original audio files. Although the audio isn't great, we promise you a super eventful episode. This is the boy's first catchup in 2023, so we first get to hear each other's …

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Noah and Markell Squash Their Beef - Episode #45 1:27:01

2y ago1:27:01

1:27:01

In the first episode of 2023, Noah and Larray are joined by the lovely Markell Washington and Sir Carter. Noah and Markell start the episode off by squashing their beef from 2022 and then the boys test to see who knows their best friend better. Of course it can’t be the first episode of the year without a recap of the biggest pop culture moments fr…

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Noah/Larray: Vanity Fair Time Capsule Interview: Year One - Episode #44 1:38:44

2y ago1:38:44

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For our second to last episode of the year, Noah and Larray are taking a page from Vanity Fair’s book and answering the yearly questions Billie Eilish is asked each year. The boys also talk about recent incidents with people stealing from them and maybe even a roast battle to end the episode! We had a lot of fun recording this episode, hope you guy…

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Holiday Hot Seat 1:29:50

2y ago1:29:50

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Christmas is coming up and Noah and Larray discuss their favorite Holiday traditions. Noah puts Larray in the Holiday hot-seat and we find out which Christmas figure Larray would hook up with. The guys attempt to freestyle rap, and Larray reminisces his days as a football player. Follow Noah: TikTok: @noahbeck Instagram: @noahbeck Twitter: @noahbec…

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Noah and Larray Talk Current Relationship Statuses 1:21:18

2y ago1:21:18

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Noah opens up about his break-up with Dixie D'Amelio. The guys decide what is overrated and underrated, and let us know how they really feel about country music. Start your credit journey with Chime. Sign up takes only two minutes and doesn’t affect your credit score. Get started at chime.com/sock Right now, go to BUYRAYCON.com/sock to get 15% off …

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This Or That?! 1:29:14

2y ago1:29:14

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It's game time! In this episode, we play This Or That, and wild game of Deal Or No Deal. Noah admits to chewing off his toenails, and we watch the some of most cringey Tik Tok's we can find. Right now, go to BUYRAYCON.com/sock to get 20% off SITEWIDE! Or save even bigger and get 30% off Raycon’s exclusive holiday bundles! Follow Noah: TikTok: @noah…

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Modeling For SKIMS, "Project X" Parties, and Love Languages 58:49

2y ago58:49

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Larray was hand-picked by Kim Kardashian to be a Skims model?! Noah reveals what he looks for in a relationship, and the results are in from Larray's hunt to find a boyfriend on YouTube. Follow Noah: TikTok: @noahbeck Instagram: @noahbeck Twitter: @noahbeck YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClPsjnF7D_Ar1ZSrEsnTxJA Follow Larray: TikTok: @la…

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A Conversation with Carter Gregory, A&R at Capitol Records 2:02:28

2y ago2:02:28

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Put on your glasses, sit up straight, and take notes, because VP of A&R of Capitol Records, Carter Gregory (aka The Carter B) is about to teach you a few things. Noah feels enlightened by this conversation, and you will too. We learn what Carter and Noah's deal breakers are in relationships. Can you guess which one of them would NOT be down to have…

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Death By Vending Machine 1:07:47

2y ago1:07:47

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Do you believe all the ants in the world weigh more than all the humans in the world? We dive in to some bizarre facts this week. Noah and Larray speculate how they would interact with their clones, and tell some stories about meeting their idols. Start your credit journey with Chime. Sign up takes only two minutes and doesn’t affect your credit sc…

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We Got Attacked By A Karen At Target 1:18:05

2y ago1:18:05

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No kink-shaming in this episode. Larray tells us about the time he got peed on and Sir and Larray play a wild round of "Smash Or Pass". Right now, go to BUYRAYCON.com/sock and use code EARLYBF to get 20% off SITEWIDE! Follow Sir TikTok: @sirthestar Instagram: @sirthestar Follow Noah TikTok: @noahbeck Instagram: @noahbeck Twitter: @noahbeck YouTube:…

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Noah Addresses “The D’Amelio Show” Drama 1:12:42

2y ago1:12:42

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Noah has been getting some hate online, and he’s here to address it. In this episode of Put A Sock In It, Noah speaks up for the first time about his experience on The D'Amelio Show. We also learn that Larray has become a gym rat, and he wants advice on his love life. Follow Noah: TikTok: @noahbeck Instagram: @noahbeck Twitter: @noahbeck YouTube: h…

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Serial Killers, Scabies & Sleeping With Shrek 1:28:16

2y ago1:28:16

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The guys have had enough of city life, and decide to move to the country to milk cows. Larray publicly announces his relationship, and one of the guys has a Shrek fantasy... Thanks to our sponsors! Shop the most protective and sustainable phone cases at CASETiFY by using my code 15sock or by using this unique link http://cst.fyi/lrxDl to get 15% of…

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Celebrity Fight Night 1:08:07

2y ago1:08:07

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It's time for your favorite Celebrities and Influencers to go head-to-head in "Celebrity Fight Night". Noah and Larray reveal their picks, discuss horror movies, and their feelings about Jeffrey Dahmer. Thanks to our sponsors! See for yourself why Chime is so loved at chime.com/sock Follow Noah: TikTok: @noahbeck Instagram: @noahbeck Twitter: @noah…

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