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(Adult humor.) The Dragonsail Puppets are a musical comedy ensemble featuring two dogs, a retired cat and a forceful diva. The Dragonsail Puppets sing their rocking, funky original songs and hone their comedic craft while sailing the seas aboard the "Club Dragonsail", a huge old whaling vessel that is somewhere along the spectrum between luxury liner and rickety piece of antiquity. Upon this war-scarred ship, they entertain their "willing captives" —aka patrons who have dared to buy a ticket ...
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In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Warm to Cool" and "Fluff" from their eleventh studio album, WET GARDEN. Surrenda turns an otherwise boring wake into a barn burner. Surrenda gives us the scoop on her hussy neighbors. Onree reveals the secrets of purgatory. You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download …
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In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Scroll" and "Thrust and Frenzy" from their eleventh studio album, WET GARDEN. Catatonia addresses Surrenda's "crude sexual strut". Surrenda stuns and inspires in fake cashmere polyester. Onree suggests a good enticing reason for Bruce to sober up. You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and…
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In this episode: • The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Chrysalis" and "Water Spider" from their tenth studio album, RUTS AND JUTS. • Surrenda and Catatonia consider the dubious creative ideas of their peers on the boat. • Surrenda stuns all in attendance with her day of the dead fashion wear. • Bruce and Onree do a lobster dance that inspires Catatonia…
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In this episode: • The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Curl You Back to the Center" and "Nature of Illusion" from their tenth studio album, RUTS AND JUTS. • Georgia Hotflash becomes a menace in spandex. • Catatonia's mother searches the boat over for her stool softener. • Bruce and Onree briefly ponder mortality before chasing imaginary bunnies. You ca…
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In this episode, the Dragonsail Puppets perform "Ruts & Juts", the title song from their 10th album. You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube: https://youtube.com/DragonsailPuppets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dragonsail-puppets Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dragonsailp…
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In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Hot Pot" and "Ritual" from their ninth studio album, GREAT WING. Georgia Hotflash oozes all over Surrenda's chakras in order to gain good karma for her Hollywood ambitions Surrenda vetoes Stormcloud's hussy video recommendations Bruce looks forward to his birthday party celebration in hopes there are…
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In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Giordano" and "You Bless Me" from their ninth studio album, GREAT WING. Catatonia and Bruce dip into the sauce and babble incoherently about the wine's bouquet Surrenda vetoes Georgia Hotflash's scheming designs on Stormcloud Surrenda attempts a spiritual quest with Georgia which ends in tragic ridic…
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Episode 23: Surrenda, Must You Be So Selfless??
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In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Sifter" and "Bush Cliff" from their ninth studio album, GREAT WING. Surrenda graces the world with "Victory Over the Dark", her inspiring 6 minute autobiography. Surrenda refuses to be the event coordinator for a nutjob drama queen compound. Surrenda reveals the disturbing reason why Georgia Hotflash…
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In this special feature: Surrenda, driven mad by the antics of the silly hussies and ne'er-do-wells around her, moves to the bottom of the ocean. A mini-rock-opera unfolds. The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Bubble Up" and "The Deep" from their seventh studio album, THE DEEP, available on all download and streaming platforms. You can find all of the D…
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Episode 22: And of Course I Have My Parole Officer in the Afternoon
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In this episode: Catatonia attempts a long distance phone call with her elderly mother who is bombed out of her mind. Bruce's former identity thiever pays a forbidden visit to Catatonia. The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Cross" and "Spring Menace" from their ninth studio album, GREAT WING. Georgia allegedly drives yet another hussy to monastic living…
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Episode 21: Knocking Joan Collins Through a Glass Cabinet
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In this episode: Dragonsail Puppets perform "Grunt in Reply" and "Great Wing" from their album "GREAT WING" Chichi makes Surrenda look like Phyllis Diller and Joan Collins combined Surrenda gives a cautionary tale about cheap hose that cut off a hussy's circulation Bruce gives himself a glowing review of his prison performance You can find all of t…
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The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Glory Come Down", "Wild Cry", "Rhythm of the Rain", and "Before the Storm" from their 3rd studio album "BIG LEG JOURNEY AHEAD". You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube: https://youtube.com/DragonsailPuppets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dragon…
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Episode 20: What We Need Is a Surge Protector
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The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Copperhead Sphinx", "Ripple", "Surge", "Ancient Industrial", and "Bulbs" from their newly released 9th studio album Great Wing." You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube: https://youtube.com/DragonsailPuppets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/drago…
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In this flashback from the vaults: Surrenda reads her fan mail aloud, regretting the tiny print The Dragonsail Puppets perform 5 classics from their second studio album "TIGHT NARROW CRACK" Surrenda recommends the strategy of staying fluffed, buffed and caffeinated You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and str…
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Episode 19: We Can't Be Selling No Wacky Fennel
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In this episode: Surrenda hatches a money-making scheme with Georgia Hotflash's sugar daddy involving shipping spices The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Astral Serpent" and "Boom" from their eighth studio album "SEA DRAGON" Surrenda relates a touching story of what she learned from a tired old piece with stringy hair The puppets must battle a vermin i…
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In this flashback from the vaults: Catatonia goads Surrenda into making music that challenges the opiated masses Surrenda single handedly invents "frog prog," a long-awaited musical genre The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Frog Prog" and "Tight Narrow Crack" from their album TIGHT NARROW CRACK You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albu…
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In this episode: Dragonsail Puppets perform "Sun and Shadow" and "Almost" from their double album SEA DRAGON Catatonia's plans to stage an absurdist play are utterly destroyed by Surrenda Surrenda vows to keep us safe from gastric old men with bunions Surrenda shows us how to draw love hungry victims into our sticky webs Bruce and Onree provide con…
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In this episode: Dragonsail Puppets perform "Still Rising" and "Wheel" from their double album SEA DRAGON Bruce becomes the target of an onboard identity theft Catatonia becomes a willing participant in the nefarious identity theft scheme Bruce and Onree probe each other for information revealing their true identities You can find all of the Dragon…
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Episode 16: Even Dry Flowers Still Have Seeds
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In this episode: Dragonsail Puppets perform "This Swelling" and "Mist and Moss" from their double album SEA DRAGON Surrenda offers a place for the wealthy to park their capital Surrenda offers wardrobe advice to Georgia Hotflash and her friends that might help "soften the blow" Stormcloud develops a side business that Surrenda finds questionable Yo…
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In this episode: Dragonsail Puppets perform "Blue Fade" and "Marble Serpentines" from their double album SEA DRAGON Georgia Hotflash attempts to ingratiate herself to Surrenda with unwanted tributes Surrenda advises the almighty creator on necessary improvements to the overall plan Bruce must face an impending watermelon shortage You can find all o…
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Episode 14: Back to the Photo Shop With Every One of These Pictures of Me
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In this episode: Catatonia reveals a scandalous secret from her time in New York City Dragonsail Puppets perform "Storm Seed" and "Spark in the Dark" from their double album SEA DRAGON Surrenda allows Georgia Hotflash to turn the tables on her Onree gives Surrenda an intense tarot reading You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums…
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Episode 13: Marriage, Children, and Tractor Pulls
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In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Shell Dream" and "Bone and Jelly" from their double album SEA DRAGON Catatonia regales Surrenda with the insufferably tedious details of her holiday Georgia Hotflash is implicated in yet another ecological disaster Surrenda performs for what's left of the royal family Bruce is the prime suspect in an…
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In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Snake and Bird," Serpentino," and "Sea Dragon" from their double album SEA DRAGON Surrenda assumes the guise of the mythical dragon, much to Catatonia's consternation You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube: https://youtube.com/Dra…
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In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets nearly end up in the clink with their parephenalia The Dragonsail Puppets perform "At My Devil's Knee" and "T Time" from the album THE DEEP Surrenda reveals how to wow the love-starved nutjobs at the PTA Bruce must come to terms with his vision loss Surrenda receives a plea from a space alien to support her b…
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In this episode: Dragonsail Puppets perform "Even So" and "A Little More Maybe" from their album THE DEEP A freak tries to worm his way into Surrenda's affections via Onree Surrenda is inundated by correspondence from her manic worshippers Surrenda warmly describes the physical appearances of her hussy friends Surrenda lays out the parameters for h…
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In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Somebody Like You" and "Rubberman" from their album THE DEEP Surrenda talks trash about Spandex and vegetable oil... and Georgia Hotflash Surrenda and Catatonia try to have a gracious moment together over tea A credit card scam is attempted on Surrenda Onree gives a friend a terrifying tarot reading …
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In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "A Chance to Grow Strong" and "Spiral" from their album JOURNEY TO THE END Surrenda defends her superior vocal stylings Surrenda shares some spicy Nina Simone gossip Catatonia indulges in the grape at the art museum, but trashes the blend You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on…
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Episode 7: Where Are All the Chocolate Bunny Ears?
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In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "A Miracle Needing Shelter" and "Cover Of Night" from their album JOURNEY TO THE END Surrenda offers career counseling to her stoned drummer Surrenda selflessly shares her cure for bad smelling hussies Incompetent help nearly blows up the Pup Corner set This episode sponsored by Surrenda's new fragran…
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In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Bird of Night" and "Echo Demon" from their album JOURNEY TO THE END Surrenda finds a new way to incapacitate Georgia Hotflash Surrenda receives beauty tips from a special guest The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Ultimate Beauty" from their album BIG LEG JOURNEY AHEAD Surrenda is cleared in a nursing hom…
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In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Served Up" and the title song from their album JOURNEY TO THE END Surrenda reveals how you can tell when your friend needs to be institutionalized Onree and Bruce report on a golden retriever who lives outside the law Surrenda critiques scheming hussies in the music business Special thanks to our spo…
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In this episode: Catatonia discovers Bruce has a surprisingly high IQ The band plays "Don't Lose Your Feet" from their album JOURNEY TO THE END Surrenda shares misadventures from her trip to Ireland with Georgia Hotflash Catatonia attempts to squeeze information out of Surrenda about her past You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and al…
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Episode 3: Advice for Daily Living (for Hussies)
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In this episode: The band plays "Hold" from their album WHIRL Surrenda offers tips for how to waste your time entertaining people Surrenda gives some harsh but necessary beauty advice to Georgia Hotflash Onree reads your tarot! Yayyyy! This episode is sponsored by Ahoy, Mateys Coffee & Tea Assortment, available at your nearest Pinch My Penny. You c…
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Episode 2: On the Phone with Georgia Hotflash
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Surrenda's attempt to talk strategy with her "friend" Georgia Hotflash is continually interrupted by Bruce, Onree, and Catatonia. Other highlights: Surrenda gives Georgia some constructive advice on how to book guests The band plays "Bust That Egg," "Jove Rove," and "Slip Away" from their album WHIRL Bruce and Catatonia offer tipsy feedback You can…
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(Adult humor.) Welcome to the inaugural episode of the Dragonsail Puppets Variety Show! Who are the Dragonsail Puppets? Think the Partridge family meets Frank Zappa and Funkadelic on a boat. Join Surrenda, Bruce, Catatonia and Onree as they play original music and perform comedy sketches. IN THIS EPISODE: Surrenda shares her opinion on "Little Hous…
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