The world needs visionaries…teachers…leaders. But the world also needs this guy: Garner Andrews. A dude who barely graduated high school, talking about the intricacies of daily life. If you like hearing people talk in detail about things like...The best apple, boxes, and wigs, then this is the podcast for you.
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Garner is going through a major break up... with his landline phone. And we learn about prison food!Garner Andrews による
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We return to the Simple Pleasures Dojo, and find out we work with a Karen. Our music director Brandy Taylor made a complaint to Hungry Man after they forgot the stuffing in her turkey dinner... So we talk about the things you got for free after making a complaint.Garner Andrews による
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23 and Me is going under, so what family secrets did you find out about after a DNA test? Also, Garner has an idea for a brother-sister-romance Hallmark movie... and we step into the Simple Pleasures DojoGarner Andrews による
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We're having a meat draw! Telling stories of strangers overstaying their welcome, organizational triumphs, poop earrings, and what do to while someone is working in your house.Garner Andrews による
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Do you have a hot streak on the go? Is it a couple of Big Macs every day for years and years?Garner Andrews による
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What's the worst picture someone has ever sent you without warning? Also, it's International Happiness Day, so we somehow started talking about the best movie soundtracks of all time.Garner Andrews による
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We continue talking about that time you lent something to someone and they NEVER get it back. And we countdown to Top 5 Divorced Dad Rock Songs... because it looks like Justin Trudeau could use them after posting a photo of him shopping at Canadian Tire with major divorced dad vibes.Garner Andrews による
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How Do You Ask Someone to Return An Engagement Ring!?
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25:47France wants the Statue of Liberty back from The States... so we talk about the time you had to awkwardly ask someone to give something back... including engagement rings. And how do you show off Edmonton when people come to visit?Garner Andrews による
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What are some of life's simple pleasures? We chat St. Patrick's Day, and some more of your irrational fears tooGarner Andrews による
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What's your irrational fear? Maybe it should be a delivery driver crashing through the front of your house... because that almost happened to Taylor last night.Garner Andrews による
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It's a very important episode of the Garner Andrews Show Podcast for Good Samaritan Day, he confesses to a crime from his youth, and we try to figure out what happens if you win a prize and get the "skill testing question" wrong.Garner Andrews による
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There's a new trend called "Sleepmaxxing" where people have elaborate bedtime routines, trying to get the best sleep possible... so what does your bedtime routine look like? And Garner shames Taylor for his dental hygiene.Garner Andrews による
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How many days after your sick are you still allowed to take cough syrup to sleep? What do you have way too much of at home? And did you celebrate Canadian Tuxedo Tuesday!?Garner Andrews による
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Who do you think has the most unread emails on their phone? Garner or Taylor? We chat about the ways your life is overly complicated... and hopefully help you make things a bit simpler.Garner Andrews による
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Chantal Asks Garner About Lady Things, and What's Your Dream Room Look Like?
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27:36The jackpot for SONiC's $40,000 Mystery Word is getting HUGE, so we start fantasizing about turning one room in your house, into the ultimate theme room. What would you build? Garner is going nautical, and Taylor wants a Tiki bar. Plus, Chantal asks Garner questions about Lady Things for International Women's Day and it does not go well.…
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Taylor's back with another Top 5 List... this time, how to be more Canadian, and can you guess who on the show has never peed in the shower?Garner Andrews による
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We're all over the place today... talking about what songs you want to hear at your funeral, Garner doesn't give Taylor enough credit for a big accomplishment, and we talk about the most valuable thing you've ever lostGarner Andrews による
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Garner has a PHD in doing things alone, and thinks you should give it a try. Plus we chat tariffs and Dolly PartonGarner Andrews による
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Garner's diet went off the rails this weekend... and it sounds like he's not the only one. We talk the McDonald's McDavid's re-brand, menu anxiety, and check in on each other to make sure we're all doing ok.Garner Andrews による
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Places You Shouldn't Wear Sweatpants, Top 5 Oscars, and Beer
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33:37It's a full Friday show! Taylor counts down the Top 5 Oscars, and you have a lot of thoughts. Garner tells you where you should and shouldn't wear sweatpants, and we talk about beer and parenthood.Garner Andrews による
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What's the Most Expensive Gift You've Ever Been Given
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34:36Tom Brady gave his son a 3 million dollar watch... what's the most expensive gift you've been given?Garner Andrews による
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Garner's wife is out of town, and he's thinking about buying a mannequin. Should we be concerned?Garner Andrews による
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For one hour only, we open up a Free Backup Camera Detailing business. Not your headlights, not your mirrors or windows. Just the backup cam. How many customers will we get? Will we have any good reviews? Listen now!Garner Andrews による
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It's warm, dirty, and sloppy out there... how do you keep your car's backup camera clean? GARNCO has a revolutionary new invention to help you out. And we talk about Garner's embarrassing encounter with a tankard of beer.Garner Andrews による
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If you could strike an article of clothing from existence, what would it be? And why is it Crocs?Garner Andrews による
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Today's the big day. Team Canada vs. Team USA in the Four Nations Face-Off. Are you watching? Are you getting swept up in Canadiana??Garner Andrews による
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There's a lot of outrage over the new White Lotus theme song... it used to be unskippable, but now it's just kind of ok. Garner chats about the TV Theme songs that you can NEVER skipGarner Andrews による
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Have you ever had a close call with a wild animal? We talk moose chases, mean monkeys, and a woman who lost her hands trying to take a photo of a shark. Nature is fun!!Garner Andrews による
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The topic of scary marketplace adventures returns. This story is a winner.Garner Andrews による
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Ever see a strange distracted driver? We don't recommend doing these things.Garner Andrews による
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We're talking about your worst day at work, and if you enjoy canceled plans.Garner Andrews による
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Chairs shouldn't make sounds when you sit on them. Ever. Also, today on the show we got to talk to the woman who chased down her porch pirates in that viral video!Garner Andrews による
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If you're snowed in what do you watch? And when you were a kid did you take the bus and stand in those little farm shelters?Garner Andrews による
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Are there snow snitches in your neighbourhood? Also, here's a music documentary recommendation.Garner Andrews による
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We were not smart as kids. Why did we play such painful games? Also, Garn has some notes.Garner Andrews による
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Garner had a terrifying experience being stuck in his jacket yesterday, sweating, helpless. It was a close call. Ever get TRAPPED... in clothing?Garner Andrews による
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Have you ever had a strange experience buying/selling on Marketplace or Kijiji? Any weird online shopping stories? Let's discuss.Garner Andrews による
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Parenthood is hard. Sometimes our parents put us in open dresser drawers, it happens.Garner Andrews による
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How's your Dry January going? And today we learned, Dr. Internet isn't always the way to go.Garner Andrews による
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Chantal has a pretty cool neighbour who made her SONiC coloured slippers! How are your neighbours?Garner Andrews による
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Garner is test driving a new pillow. What kinda head cushion are you rockin' these days?Garner Andrews による
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What are your hopes and dreams? If you could start over and do something different, what would it be?Garner Andrews による
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What are the disturbing things you get on your social media algorithm? Garner won't judge. We're also talking about your hopes and dreams.Garner Andrews による
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We have more lame injury stories to share! We'll also talk about your weird snacks.Garner Andrews による
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Lame Injury Hall of Fame ft. Jerry the Nudist
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13:19Today we're talking about that time you injured yourself in a kind of lame way. That, and Jerry the nudist returns!Garner Andrews による
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Has someone ever tried to buy your dog off the street? Or maybe your shoes? Let's talk propositions.Garner Andrews による
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A new study says the average person has 4 "good pairs" of underwear in their rotation... Are you one of those people? We'll also discuss finding money and propositions.Garner Andrews による
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Are you a cool parent? So cool that you'd let your child get a tattoo? That's a story we'll get to.Garner Andrews による
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Do you trade goods for other goods? Let's talk bartering.Garner Andrews による
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What is your pant of choice? It's not always jeans! Also, ever been on a game show?Garner Andrews による
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