In our season one finale, Irwin Durdles (Billy Merritt), Stone Cold's "Concert Santa Claus" makes a special Christmas visit to talk about his seasonal work as the big man himself. He talks about his evolution from regular roadie to stage mascot for Christmas concerts. The band also unearths some disturbing truths about Irwin's birth. Hawk coins a n…

Renown Silent Harpist, Anthony Testutio (Jonny Svarzbein) graces Stone Cold with his presence to talk about touring with the band as a prodigy. He reveals some disturbing information about his maternal relations and explains why the band's music is bad. Hawk gets in touch with the dead. Allistair does an impression of his mother. And Roger catches …

World renown live-in Chef, Jacqueline Croissant (Sarah Claspell) graces the studio to talk about the band's favorite meals on tour. She also imparts her hardline views on fake French culture and talks of lost love . Allistair fishes for compliments. Barney makes a bad deal with the Canadian government. Roger finds a word he can't say. And Hawk talk…

Animal wrangler, Maggie DeNardo (Mary Lou) pops by the studio to chat with Stone Cold about her role in procuring animals for the band's concerts over the years starting with the "Easter in Modesto" tour. She discusses her unique connection to the animals and her methodology for acquiring them. Allistair has some sick chickens. Hawk gets involved w…

Stone Cold's marketing chief, Bear Talbot-Damp (Charlie Mihelich) drops by to check in on some lawsuits and failed branded products that the band has produced. Bear has a little computer trouble with disastrous consequences. They also reminisce about their first meeting on the live charity concert "Re-Habitat For Humanity", a competitor to Live Aid…

Expert cable man Stone Collins (Will Hines) joins the band to chat about their time recording the album Quantum Dumb and his tendency to fall for monster-themed pranks. He also reveals how christian U2's The Edge really is and whether Jesus was a show off. The band shares the dark truths about their own childhoods and how they inspired Hollywood. B…

Ex-girlfriend to the whole band, Restephena (Lisa Gilroy) pays a visit to the studio to check in on how well the gang is getting over her. She chats about her pilot career and the various other band's she's dated. Barney reveals a horrible secret about a family member. Roger turns out to be a good father figure. Allistair discovers a long lost son.…

Former neighbor, Terence Waverley (Geoff Ross) takes a break from his forced stay in London to visit with Stone Cold and discuss their album "Table Settings for the Rapture" that they recorded while living next door. The band has a few secrets to confess to Terence and decides to make things right. Hawk reveals how far he'll go to get a date with a…

DJ Alfonse from Alphabet City (Jeremy Guskin) drops in to talk about SCP's first self-titled album, the misprinted "Stone Cold Parasite". Alfonse talks about the quintessential New York City experience and how he "discovered" Stone Cold and introduced them to the United States. Roger talks about his experience with police horse brutality. Allistair…

Reality documentary producer Pretzel Doodle (Ronnie Adrian) joins the band to talk about the album "Raw Dog December" and the band documentary of the same name. Pretzel discusses his work on the show "No Survivor" and his philosophy on long running times being the key to good film. Allistair talks about his father's tattoo. Roger explains how to su…

Pete Stone (Peter Banifaz), the band's chief of security calls in from Los Angeles to chat old times and their first tour together "Meat Paste". They talk about Pete's unique security style and unfortunate injuries. Hawk talks about his colonoscopies and feud with a soft drink company. Barney mentions an old boyfriend. Allistair gets emotional duri…

Bramba Lunawitz (Heather Woodward) stumbles into the studio with Stone Cold to talk about the album "Famous for Money" recorded whilst staying in the Windsor Motel. They chat about some of spectral guests of the motel as well as Bramba's questionable immigration status. Allistair mentions a new bum-cleansing routine. Barney talks about his stint wr…

Jeshua Limes (Greg Smith) joins Stone Cold in the studio to talk about the 1974 album "Soft Sponge" and asks for some advice on his parenting woes. Roger talks about his new website. Hawk drops some news about Tom Brady's wife. Barney explains his eye issues. Allistair re-enacts a trip to the Farmer's Market. And the whole band relaxes with a sooth…

The pilot episode of Stone Cold Paradise. After an entire month broken-up the band comes together to reconcile and talk about upcoming projects. Hawk has become a philanthropist, Allistair is practicing Urban Farming, Roger enjoys a new dairy product, and Barney gets caught up in an old rivalry. Listen to the end for a special song from the archive…

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