Episode 243: Everything Doesn’t Suck, I Got a New Watch

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We’re back, baby! We have an Ice Cream Truck of the Week right up top! The Phony Call-y show, a podcast Kelley has been enjoying. Bill went to his Spanish speaking neighbor’s house for the first time! Mary found out about online sports gambling and we’re worried about this development. Mary was mean to the aquarium lady. Mary has a new waffle recipe. We have no sympathy for your June Gloom LA. Mary got a new watch at Costco and we trick her into a shopping spree. Kelley and Bill used to share a bong. Mary had a dream about Kelley getting an amazing tattoo. Watches and Formula 1. Mary is a fan of the stance Gabe Kapler, the SF Giants Skipper took about gun violence, so she bought a hat. We make Mary mad but she’s not in a bad mood. Kelley’s hint list. Keep smoke joints tight with asbestos cement. Replacing your window pulley strings. Bill recommends Magic Erasers. Herman is making crackers. Umpire Pants Out!