Episode 221: Buying Shitty Polyester Fabrics and Looking Good Doing It

Umpire Pants

Sorry for the late release, folks! We’re kicking off the holiday week with another short and sloppy boy! Non-listener Meaghan joins Kelley and fits right in with an Ernst reference before we even hit record. We chat about the Kraken theme song by Aaron Jones that gets played before games, and then discover the Mariners have an odd official theme, but it has nothing on the Orlando Magic’s song that is making a comeback. What did the Fly Girls wear, anyway? And why did Kelley assume everyone would know who the Fly Girls were? Your punishment for living in such a beautiful part of the country is having to hear Christmas in the Northwest at least once a year. Bittersweet Symphony by The Verve is the Seahawks walk-out music, and has always been oddly fitting. We do Recipes from First Graders and our guest knows the author of the first one - everyone check out local guitarist Kyle Summers! Kelley’s Hint List! Ashes don’t burn, clean your stove. Iron shirt collars front to back – Meaghan is peeved about this one! Umpire Pants Out!