We can do anything. Except cut hair. It’s messy and, frankly, nerve-wracking. We enjoy horse racing and Bears football. Buenos Aires and Africa have a special place in our heart. We subscribe to INTERNATIONAL YACHT and HARPERS. We love dumping our change in the machine at the grocery. We would like to learn how to knit without looking and without a training frame. We think speling is underrated. We frown upon people who can’t parallel park and mispronounce “acaì.” We rally behind the rights of the worker. We never have the camera when we need it.