Soft Hard Crash Landing: Adventures on Opposite Earth, Pt. 1

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“Soft Hard Crash Landing: Adventures on Opposite Earth, Pt. 1,” Episode 164

Things ain’t goin’ so well aboard canine-humanoid Gneeecey’s runaway Starship Waterloo. It’s being pulled into the gravitational field of some strange planet. And no one aboard can change course. (Gneeecey never learned to fly the spacecraft. He was too busy programming the food replicator.)

Back on the ground in Perswayssick County, in Gneeecey’s mansion, Dr. Alexandra C. Idnas and therapist Ingabore Scriblig, AKA “Grandma,” have not slept a wink. They’re worried sick about Nicki, Sooperflea, and Gneeecey. And they wonder how long they can hide from the public that Nicki, their county’s new Grate Gizzygalumpaggis, is missing, along with county Quality-of-Life Commissioner Gneeecey, and local superhero Sooperflea.

Dr. Idnas and Grandma wish that Beagle-humanoid Detective Clover Arlo Cookie and his assistant, sun conure parrot Conrad, would make some headway in finding their three missing housemates. Sure enough, Detective Clover and Conrad come calling. Clover shows them an item of interest, a strange metallic fragment he found when he accidentally encountered his glamorous but mysterious new long-haired dachshund client, Brunhilde, feeding ducks on a farm—Falcon Farms—in faraway Booolabeeezia.

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