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Welcome to Always Low Prices, a (comedy?) podcast where two siblings – Piper & Garrett Mills – read reviews of everyone’s favorite mega-retailer: Walmart. In the second episode, we discuss reviews of the Walmart store in the Providence, Rhode Island.

From reviews so long they need to be bullet pointed, to possibly getting stabbed, Chinese Tarrifs, we hope you enjoy our second episode of our new podcast. All the reviews mentioned in this episode are real and were taken from sites like Yelp, Google Reviews, and Glassdoor. In an effort to protect reviewers’ privacy, we won’t link to the specific reviews here. However, we will put our favorite ones later in the show notes.

This episode also features Garrett’s favorite segment: Walmart Related News. We discussed a more positive article, if only a...small positive. The news story we reference was published in the Westerly Sun, and is available here:

https://www.thewesterlysun.com/news/charlestown/retail-rescue-truck-goes-to-work-for-thousands-in-need/article_461b98a8-b45e-11e9-97c4-abb1d2204a4c.html

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Favorite Reviews From Episode 2:

Robert - 3 Stars

It isn't anything special, if you are coming to a Walmart looking for a Tiffany's experience, enjoy the crack you are smoking…

Wayne - 1 Star

Long and slow lines for checkout. Selections limited for 0 sparkling waters which raised their prices for the second time in 6 months. E.g. 68 cents for 10 yrs to 70 ¢ for 2 months to 74 ¢ now!

Elisha - 4 Stars

Hope you are feeling better Denis. Wish I would have moved quicker so you wouldn't have hit your head on the bench. Wish you the best.

Chris - 4 Stars

Store seems much cleaner and brighter than the last time I came a couple years ago and saw a dude doing his weight training in the sports equipment area.

Also, Here is a Picture of Robbie Rotten:

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