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S2E4: Sticky Mitts
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On Episode 4, we get some Bug lore and catchup with our friend Spence Hood. This award-revoking episode covers the full spectrum -- from cowboy to vampire
Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. If you'd like downloadable files for this episode (and the demos we showed off), you can go to our Bandcamp or website to pay-what-you-want to support us! Our Music: The Narcissist Cookbook
and our brand-new discord is here -- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --
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Challenge: "Your Nobel Prize has been revoked because..."
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BUG'S SONG
Title: Dynamite
Lyrics:
There's gold in them there hills, get your shovels and dig!
we're sittin on a jackpot that'll make us all rich
if we just stick to our lot and never give up our spot
we can give our kids lives not a one of us got
Pack it once, check it twice, pack it in, pack it tight
light the fuse, time to move, hit the BOOM... dynamite
But boys we got company... they only come out at night
leave no trace on the dead but a couple of bites
there's no telling where they came from, or got here or why
and now they're swarming the hills but they were never invited
and our mines are getting drained while we sleep in our tents
if we send out a scout we never see 'em again
they won't duel us at noon or try to fight us like men
but they don't like the sun, so we'll bring it to them
[Chorus]
Ah, well I'll be damned, looks like we found a weak spot, guys
I guess their fangs don't work when their brains get fried
I might've guessed that fact, now they're the ones surprised
as we scatter the bats before the sun can rise
But they ain't dead yet, I guess technically they're undead yes
but you get what I'm settin: there's a few left yet
and our side is still dwindlin', we've too lost friends
some of the best damn cowboys you'd ever met
I've got one last stick that I've yet to light
i gotta bait the rest out, hit the timing just right
cause our guns don't work, devil knows we've tried
here they come, here's my shot
here's your nobel prize
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MATT'S SONG
Title: Peek at the Ending
Lyrics:
so listen we've been talking this machine that you've been building's got a problem that we couldn't foresee
i guess we all sometimes get blinded by the miracles of science, but we should have looked before we leaped
we're not saying you're not gifted, or that you didn't deserve it, this award that's sitting on your desk
but it's bad for the brand to be attached to man who found a way to predict everyone's death
what do you mean
i'll hydroplane on the highway
skid and careen into a toyota camry
why would you say that when i'm trying to help you
that's pretty fucked up man i don't know what to tell you
would you wanna know how you're gonna goooooo
if you like to peek at the ending
way before time let me recommend my machine
it's still in beta and the patent is pending
check the whiteboard, cause i've been workshopping a name
DEATH THING
you know what, no wrong answers
hello sir are you the creator of the thingamabob that everybody's talking about
you know the whatchamacallit, the thing that fits in your pocket, THE DEATHALISER why are you writing that down
it seems like the readings that it's reeling out are really not quite as accurate as you make them sound
everyone in the city got the same exact reading and now everybody's trying to leave town
what do you mean
evaporate in a bomb blast
become a shadow and a pile of pure are
why would it say that, i'm trying to help you
that's pretty fucked up man i don't know what to tell you
would you wanna know how you're gonna goooooo
[Chorus]
DOOM KNOWER
DEMISE DEVICE
THE FATE MATRIX
listen i'd love to hire a marketing team to do this but i've lost like all my funding recently
21 つのエピソード
Manage episode 426625903 series 3529113
On Episode 4, we get some Bug lore and catchup with our friend Spence Hood. This award-revoking episode covers the full spectrum -- from cowboy to vampire
Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. If you'd like downloadable files for this episode (and the demos we showed off), you can go to our Bandcamp or website to pay-what-you-want to support us! Our Music: The Narcissist Cookbook
and our brand-new discord is here -- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --
-----------------
Challenge: "Your Nobel Prize has been revoked because..."
-----------------
BUG'S SONG
Title: Dynamite
Lyrics:
There's gold in them there hills, get your shovels and dig!
we're sittin on a jackpot that'll make us all rich
if we just stick to our lot and never give up our spot
we can give our kids lives not a one of us got
Pack it once, check it twice, pack it in, pack it tight
light the fuse, time to move, hit the BOOM... dynamite
But boys we got company... they only come out at night
leave no trace on the dead but a couple of bites
there's no telling where they came from, or got here or why
and now they're swarming the hills but they were never invited
and our mines are getting drained while we sleep in our tents
if we send out a scout we never see 'em again
they won't duel us at noon or try to fight us like men
but they don't like the sun, so we'll bring it to them
[Chorus]
Ah, well I'll be damned, looks like we found a weak spot, guys
I guess their fangs don't work when their brains get fried
I might've guessed that fact, now they're the ones surprised
as we scatter the bats before the sun can rise
But they ain't dead yet, I guess technically they're undead yes
but you get what I'm settin: there's a few left yet
and our side is still dwindlin', we've too lost friends
some of the best damn cowboys you'd ever met
I've got one last stick that I've yet to light
i gotta bait the rest out, hit the timing just right
cause our guns don't work, devil knows we've tried
here they come, here's my shot
here's your nobel prize
-----------------
MATT'S SONG
Title: Peek at the Ending
Lyrics:
so listen we've been talking this machine that you've been building's got a problem that we couldn't foresee
i guess we all sometimes get blinded by the miracles of science, but we should have looked before we leaped
we're not saying you're not gifted, or that you didn't deserve it, this award that's sitting on your desk
but it's bad for the brand to be attached to man who found a way to predict everyone's death
what do you mean
i'll hydroplane on the highway
skid and careen into a toyota camry
why would you say that when i'm trying to help you
that's pretty fucked up man i don't know what to tell you
would you wanna know how you're gonna goooooo
if you like to peek at the ending
way before time let me recommend my machine
it's still in beta and the patent is pending
check the whiteboard, cause i've been workshopping a name
DEATH THING
you know what, no wrong answers
hello sir are you the creator of the thingamabob that everybody's talking about
you know the whatchamacallit, the thing that fits in your pocket, THE DEATHALISER why are you writing that down
it seems like the readings that it's reeling out are really not quite as accurate as you make them sound
everyone in the city got the same exact reading and now everybody's trying to leave town
what do you mean
evaporate in a bomb blast
become a shadow and a pile of pure are
why would it say that, i'm trying to help you
that's pretty fucked up man i don't know what to tell you
would you wanna know how you're gonna goooooo
[Chorus]
DOOM KNOWER
DEMISE DEVICE
THE FATE MATRIX
listen i'd love to hire a marketing team to do this but i've lost like all my funding recently
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