Episode 566: Photogate, the Princess Kate Conspiracy…

Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

This week, the Idiots discuss:

00:00 Princess Catherine

08:41 James and Jennifer Crumbly are guilty

21:57 Fani Willis

28:23 COVID vaccinations and political parties

34:57 Aaron Bushnell

The breakdown:

—Princess Catherine, is she alive, is she dead? Who knows? The Shadow? Who knew a simple photoshop could turn into a massive, silly and stupid scandal. And most importantly, why in God’s name does anyone care?

—Hopefully we’re making headway when it comes to gun violence. Who is responsible for raising a garbage kid? The parents. Well, now two parents in Michigan, the parents of Ethan Robert Crumbley, have been found guilty of involuntary manslaughter. Good.

(Side discussions of Alex Jones, Kanye West, and Cardi B take place here.)

—Trump is on trial in Georgia, and though he’s guilty, guilty, guilty, focus was taken off the case because Fani Willis and Nathan Wade couldn’t not get naked with one another.

—Republicans are dying from COVID at a much higher rate than Democrats. Why? Because they believe the vaccinations are full of microchips, blood clotting agents, and whatever else they’ve been told to believe by Newsmax, Fox, and OAN. It’s pretty funny, actually.

(Side discussions of Trump flip-flopping on banning TikTok here.)

—Want to protest something? Light yourself on fire! Will your idiot move change anything? Nope! But hey, maybe you’ll get a street named after you! Winning!

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