Episode 564: Voter Messaging & Political Hypocrisy

Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

Voters in Michigan wanted to send a message, and send a message they did.

Over 100,000 people shouted loud and proud, “We don’t know anything about history, we’re not smart, but we are passionate about the nonsense we believe!”

Or, to put it another way, 100,000 Democrats acted like Democrats.

Good job, dummies.

Your protest vote was done in an echo chamber. You must be the reason for all those gross step-sibling videos on adult websites, since you isolate from information the same way the royal family isolates their genetic structure.

Following that, a whole slew of nonsense to make fun of: Lauren Boebert is in the news, but not because she gave another guy a handy in public. No. The woman who screams about “family values” and Hunter Biden, and has been arrested herself, is going through a messy divorce involving a restraining order and separated husband arrest…

Just watched her son get arrested and charged with 22 crimes.

It’s glorious, and deserving.

Also: Mary Poppins is a hateful, horrible movie full of racial slurs, Texas Tech DB Tyler Owens shows the world he’s one of the stupidest people out there, and Kamila Grabska, of Ireland, lost almost a million dollars in an insurance scam after she forgot to pretend to be injured…

And entered a Christmas tree throwing competition.

Oh, and a quick touch on student debt forgiveness.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

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