Better Celebirdy: Russell Crowe or Larry Bird?

Go Flock Yourself

Alfy the bluejay, Brandon the dodo bird and Velveeta the pigeon talk about celebrities, or, ahem, celebirdies. Alfy leads Bird News. The segment breaks the story that Birdie Sanders wins the election of bird president, announces the capture of bread dealer El Chirpo and discusses sports, specifically the Philadelphia Eagles. The trio ranks their top three crackers. Number one is obvious. Brandon leads a guided meditation, one that quickly turns into a heated exchange between him and Alfy. Alfy leads the podcast's crowd favorite segment, Three People To Poop on This Week. (This week's crown belongs to the Wright Brothers.) The gang debates whether Russell Crowe or Larry Bird is a better celebirdy. Lastly, Alfy raps Lil Pump's Gucci Gang, modifying the lyrics to "Goosey Gang" to fit a more bird-friendly audience.