Sample Saturday

Failing Up

I was on my way into the grocery store, (which are now little communities that go way beyond just groceries) to pick-up my prep prescription for an upcoming colonoscopy. The procedure no one wants to admit they get. "The procedure is not bad, but the prep will kill you!!!" That's all you hear! So as I entered the store I am greeted by two lovely ladies who asked me if I would like a free sample of grapes, cheese and salami, of course I replied! They then directed me to all the sample stations, I had a pastrami sandwich, sample, a fruit and guacamole sample, then finished in the bakery with a nice cookie sample. I then went to the pharmacy to get my prescription to clean me out after I filled myself up! Oh wait, we don't talk about these things, but they are on television??

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