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People of Leeds Christmas Movies A school shooters fringe with Anders Christmas with Wadey Simon's Stent Removal Ball Bag, Teste, teste: Ross's ball bag root - Planet Terror Episode Ross's Dream: The Fire A Chicken in a can with Ben Smith 100th episode messages, including previous guests and Clinton Baptiste Hey Doll Merry Doll song : Tom Bombadil …
 
I know we said we were taking a break, but we're not quite ready yet. A few months ago I did a best of video for Ross and Fatima's wedding, this is part one of the audio for this, a general best of for some of the standard episodes and patreon and the audio books. Featuring: The Adventures of Barry Salad Ross's Deam: The Digital Shitter Game of thr…
 
Merry Christmas one and all! This years audiobook special is Charles Dickens - The Signalman. A festive special. Hope you enjoy this scary seasonal special. A big thank you to all of you for listening over the 3 series. We are taking a break for a little while, but we will be back later on next year with series 4. If you'd like to join us get in co…
 
This time previous guest Stuart Johnson joins us to talk about Christmas and mostly Christmas food. He joins in Ross's game "Hats on the Christmas menu?" We eventually get round to talking about his favourite Christmas film. Join us soon for a special treat! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. Se…
 
You join Simon and Ross together at Ross's house, fresh from the Alerton Bywater Christmas light switch on. There is Christmas talk and talk of Christmas food. A new game Ross invents 'Whats on the Christmas menu' which eventually involves Simons wife Charlotte More Christmas episodes to follow through December Become a member at https://plus.acast…
 
Hello and welcome to the final....(for now) episode of our Tarantino specials, this time "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood". Did Ross enjoy it? Has Simon changed his mind about it? How Old is Patrick Stewart? All these questions are sort of answered and more. Hope you've enjoyed this very long series on Tarantino films and join us next week for the st…
 
Welcome to a special episode, today is Ross and Fatima's wedding special. Very honoured to be asked to Ross and Fatima's wedding. After having their Nikah Ceremony a few years ago, they had a small ceremony so they are legally married in the eyes of the government. This is mostly myself and Ross talking on the way to the ceremony, but hope you enjo…
 
Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino movies. Very close to the end of this current series and this time the masterpiece that is the Hateful 8. We also have a game of "How Old Are They?" Also Ross's one more thing. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa…
 
This week we continue our journey through Tarantino films, this time there second part of Django Unchained. We also have an impromptu game of guess Samuel L Jacksons character in Jackie Brown. Also, Ross plays the How Old Are They? game, will he get more than one point. Next Time, The Hateful Eight Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-si…
 
Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino films, this time part one of Django Unchained. This time... Why Australian? Django 2? What other film could Jamie Foxx have been in? Simon talks about some bloke in some place about some film. We have a game of how old are they and Ross makes a game up to help Simon remember a character name. Part 2 nex…
 
Welcome back to part 2 of our Inglorious Basterds journey through Tarantino. This week a hastily improvised game of how old are they? Simon gets accused of being the smutty one in the duo. Ross introduces a new feature, with of course a new jingle. Also an update on Ross's toilet troubles. see you next week. Become a member at https://plus.acast.co…
 
Welcome back to our trip through Tarantino films, this week: Does Simon look like a geography teacher? Ross doesn't like being static for too long What is a Bass-Turd? Is it Passive Dominance? Is Eli Roth a good actor? We also play a game of guess Decaprio’s age What? It’s legal! Join us next week for part 2 Become a member at https://plus.acast.co…
 
Welcome back to Episode 5 of the best of Patreon. This time Simon tells a dream of living above a shop with the Ghost of Robert Peston. Ross gets propositioned by a lady of the night. Simon recounts his shitty trip back from Bakewell (apologise to the cleaner at Asda). Ross has a fight with Chinese business men in another dream. Also Simon has to p…
 
Welcome back to this extra long episode of excepts from the Simon and Ross Patreon shows. Running at almost 2 hours, we hope you enjoy these edited highlights. This time you join us on a road trip to a stag weekend and entertaining ourselves on the journey. Is Ross longer than he is wide? What happens when Ross's balls turn into a large fleshy plat…
 
Welcome back to our journey through Quintin Tarantino movies, this time not a Tarantino movie, but a Robert Rodriquez movie Planet Terror. Part of the two directors Grindhouse experience and with crossovers from Deathproof. Does a ball bag have a root? Would you eat the meat from JT's bbq? Would a decomposing penis put you off? We may not answer th…
 
Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino films, this week we continue with Deathproof, we begin with Simon waiting for Ross to come online after a delay. We begin with Ross’s IT issues, then discuss the emergency broadcast in case of nuclear war and why Simon’s microphone doesn’t like sound! Why did Ross think he had to watch planet terror? Se…
 
This week the Tarantino specials continue with Kill Bill Vol.2 The questions that are asked, but not necessarily get answer are: What is our favourite scene? Have you ever heard of salt? Has Ross desensitised Cunt? Can you imagine a snake being latched on to your face? Why would Simon like to pop an eyeball with his toes? Would you eat a toad? What…
 
Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino films, this week. Kill Bill part 1. So we start off by talking the joys of kids. What does the end of shutter island mean? Could you escape being buried in a coffin? And we eventually talk about Kill Bill. See you next time for Kill Bill Part 2. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-…
 
Welcome back. On a slight break from the Tarantino series, we have not 1 but 2 Ross's dreams. Ross get's nervous about a Donkeys twitching member. Simon gets introduced to choc nibs. Inevitably it gets round to Ross's toilet issues. Join us next week when we return to Tarantino with Kill Bill Part 1 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-s…
 
This week we continue on with the QT specials this time Jackie Brown. What’s intimacy? What’s a druids temple? What’s a foley? What’s the process of playing a wizard? Would you go to France with Pam Grier? Also who doesn’t like Samuel L Jackson? See you next time. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Aca…
 
This week we continue our journey through QT films, this week we are talking mostly about Pulp Fiction. So we discuss what’s the difference between a suitcase and a briefcase? Does the devil take your soul from the arse up? Have you ever wanted to eat fish like Pingu? Why Vincent shouldn’t go to the toilet? How do you use a towel? Also how do you p…
 
Welcome to the start of a new series of specials, this time dedicated to Quentin Tarantino films. This time we try and out Tarantino fact each other out, by doing far more research on this than we have on any other subject. Also how does Alan Titchmarsh fit into the Tarantino universe? See you next time for Pulp Fiction Become a member at https://p…
 
Welcome back, this week Ross tells us about his first Glastonbury experience, very quickly become toilet based! He also discusses performing at Kendal calling. Next week we start our special series on Quentin Tarantino films, being with Resovoir Dogs, so join us then! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on…
 
Welcome back to part 2 of the special best of the patreon section of the patreon shows. As part of the patreon episodes we have an extra section of the episode where we ask the guests their shittest film ever. As they've been on there for a while we've collected them together for everyone else to hear. Returning guests: * Lloyd * Nathan * Stuart * …
 
Welcome back to a special best of the patreon section of the patreon shows. As part of the patreon episodes we have an extra section of the episode where we ask the guests their shittest film ever. As they've been on there for a while we've collected them together for everyone else to hear. Returning guests: * Liam * Owen * Vicki * Ben * Ian * Tess…
 
Welcome back to Chimps 3rd and final top 5 movies episode. We finally get into his top 2 films, also with this being the extended version you also get to hear his shittest film ever. What film does a dirty f&@k and posh lady? Can Chimp still watch Jim’s fix it? Is a Mohican a hair cut? Thank you Chimp for joining us, especially while being covid ri…
 
Mamma Mia, here we go again….Welcome back to the second episode of Chimp Jones’s top 5 movies. This week we get into his top 5 and gives us very interesting clues to his movies. Which priest had love and hate tattoos on his knuckles? Is it right to have sex with a robot? And Ross pitches something Simon invests in immediately. Has anyone been compl…
 
Welcome back, this time joining us for his Top 5 Movies is Chimp Jones, ex internet radio colleague of Simon and our first Scottish/American. We first of talk about random stuff as usual and mostly talk about how to address mr Chimp, also his horrible deformity. We eventually get on to a few of his rejects. Would you join Ross in his Pot Noodle Clu…
 
Welcome back, its been too long. This time Ross talks about helping out Dementia UK and Simon plays an intercepted WAV of Rammstein covering Pet Shop Boys. If you'd like to help the amazing cause Dementia UK their just giving page is https://www.justgiving.com/dementiauk and if you'd like to talk to a dementia nurse the contact number is 0800 888 6…
 
This week Ross can't wait to talk about seeing Harry Potter The Cursed Child at the theatre in London. Do you have an opinion on Molly Weasleys nipples, Which is the biggest book? and can you explain how wizards evaporate in a phone box? Another episode will follow sooner than usual as we continue the conversation and talk about Ross helping Dement…
 
Welcome back to a slightly different episode, on 2nd July Simon and Ross went to see The Music play live for the first time in many years, to a homecoming gig at Temple Newsam in Leeds. Simon took an audio recorder to record him and Ross while there. Audio quality isn't amazing, but hopefully you'll enjoy most of it. See you next time! Become a mem…
 
Welcome back to Stuart Johnson's Top 5 Movies, we finally, eventually get to his Number 1 movie! There's no real surprise here, but it is a very good choice. Who is an absolute flop-on? What part of the body set off Ross's door bell? Thanks again Stuart you've been amazing and can't wait to get you back on again. See you next time. Become a member …
 
Welcome back to Stuarts top 5 movies, we're getting there I promise! We get into Stuarts top 2 films, after an initial confusion we eventually get to his number 2, the Ikea billy book case appears again. Stuart and Ross discuss Squid Game subtitles, are love and bitch the same word? Also the TV programme Dark, is it set in 1940's Bredbury? Also one…
 
Hello and welcome back to another Top 5 movies guest episode with Stuart Johnson. This week Stuart sorts his microphone out and I play my tune for the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise. Stu and Ross go on a Phil Collins tangent and we finally continue on with his top 5 movies. Join his next week for episode 5, yes 5 of Stuarts Top 5. A new first for us.…
 
This week we have something a little different, taking a bit of a break from Stu's top 5 movies, we have a special episode, where Ross takes part on 'Would you like to take a deal on that sir? Or would you not like to take a deal on that Sir?' Stuart plays the role of various special guests with varying degrees of success, will Ross walk away with …
 
Welcome back to episode 2 of Stuarts top 5 movies. This week we have a go back to an early Eggnog and Stu quiz the EBAY quiz, and finally start to get into stuarts top 5 movies. Once again, Stuarts microphone is a bit iffy, but not too bad. We answer the eternal question, Is it water based? See you next week for a special game show edition with Stu…
 
Hello and welcome back to a new special guest, Simon's online wife from a previous life Stuart Johnson. Stuart is a school friend of Simon and lives in Bredbury, Stockport. His audio isn't the best and it will get better. This week we start to delve into his Top 5 Movies, it promises to be a few more episodes than normal as we recreate some games f…
 
Welcome back to the 3rd part of our special recorded together for the first time in 2 years. We discuss Ross's wind issues again, Ross dares Simon to drink an orangey beer. We talk about a few TV series, Peacemaker, Hanna and Severance, resulting in a few Christopher Walken impressions. Isn't it weird when you've only seen things written down? If y…
 
Welcome to a very special episode, were after almost 2 years and over 100 episodes, Simon and Ross are actually recording in the same room! We hear about Ross trying to spend John Lewis vouchers, we redo a B52 song. Simon finally got round to watching Napoleon Dynomite, we cover Moon Knight and have a planking competion! Join us next time for part …
 
Welcome back to the second part of our Post Stent special. This time is dedicated to Ross's latest dream. It's a weird one! The dream takes 2 minutes but it leads to a new business idea for Dragons Den, We're looking forward to the next winter Olympics now! See you next time! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. H…
 
Welcome to episode 1 of a special post stent episode. This week a slightly graphic description of Simons recent hospital visit and Ross discusses his recent honeymoon. Part 2 involving regular segment Ross's Dream Journal and a very weird dragons den pitch. See you next time Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Ho…
 
Welcome to Nathans 3 and final episode of his Top 5 Movies. This week we discuss emotional foreign films, Ross convinces Nathan to watch Oldboy, would you be happy going to space and ending up behind a Billy Bookcase? Would you fall for the Tinder Swindler? Thanks Nathan you were amazing and we can't wait to get you on again. See you next time Beco…
 
Guest: Nathan Gee. Episode 2 - Goblin Green, Space Marine Red Welcome back to Nathan Gee's second episode where we actually get to his top 5 movies. We also discuss Nathans top 5 sandwiches, Ross gets a little upset we didn't enjoy Don't Look up! and rearing it's career ending head again The Sega Saturn! Also Nathan poses the question "Is Pizza a s…
 
Top 5 Movies Guest: Nathan Gee - Episode 1 More Akin to a NikNak Welcome back to our special guest episode, this time with Nathan Gee. This week Nathan joins us to discuss his top 5 movies. Also, how does zero percent Guinness taste? Are you a sweet or savoury person? Also watch out for Ross with your Cheeto fingers, he'll be on you like Nosferatu!…
 
This week we bring you a one off special about The Book of Boba Fett. Also Dune. There's a longer than it should have been discussion on Simons current problems and how useless The Mandalorian race can be. What happens to the spare Beskar off cuts? How big are Boba's rear delts? Also how tight is Ross's sphincter? We'll be back next week with anoth…
 
Guest: Lloyd Tudor - Episode 3 - Django Jazz Hands Welcome back to Lloyds final episode and we discover his favourite film of all time! This week Ross talks about Clinton Baptiste again and convinces Lloyd to listen to his new podcast This week Ross and Lloyd quote a film Simon has never seen for about 10 minutes and does anyone rent DVDs anymore? …
 
Guest: Lloyd Tudor - Episode 2 - The Impact Todd Welcome back to Lloyds second episode and we finally get into his top Movies. Lloyd starts of by ruining the set up of our rules for the podcast. Do your nipples explode with delight? How many famous Todd's can you think of? Also did you ever have a Phillips CDI? Join us next week for Lloyds final ep…
 
Guest: Lloyd Tudor - Episode 1 - Muscly Juicy Kangaroos This week have a guest we've both been wanting to get on for a while, Lloyd Tudor ex colleague to both of us. This week he joins us for his top 5 movies, although as usual we don't get into his top 5 yet. What film has lots of snow at the beginning? What's a nine sided shape called? Also how R…
 
Hello and welcome to a special Spiderman No Way Home episode. This time a one off episode about the latest Spiderman film, albeit a little later than it should. We discuss Simon's sausage and Simon's Sausage. Ross's opinions on Toby McGuire and Andrew Garfield and what the hell does Happy do with Aunt May! Normal service will resume next time with …
 
Welcome to Anders 3rd and final episode of his top 5 movies! This time we find out his favourite film and he gets a lesson from Ross regarding the actual ending to the Lord of the Rings. Ross goes on a Wikipedia worm hole about acting studios and manages to completely tune Simon out, as Jar Jar Binks said "How Wude!" Thank you Anders for doing us a…
 
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