One of last years Christmas episodes, that was only available on Spotify, now edited for the podcast (Removing the songs mainly) and available in the normal feed. Simon tries to have a discussion about Christmas Songs, which inevitabily leads to Ross talking about Clutch and Rammstein ;-) Hope you enjoy, for those who didn't catch it on Spotify. Se…

Welcome back to the Simon and Ross Podcast Christmas 2023. Yes I know we've not been around as much this year and it's probably going to even less next year sadly. But for good reason, which is covered in the podcast. Simon and Ross join together to talk Christmas again, this time with Fatima in the background, but piping up to correct Simon on occ…

Welcome back to our countdown, where we get to our top 5 and finally our number 1 Elton songs. Mostly stay on track for this, except at the end. The music has been edited out for copyright reasons, but the episode will be available on Spotify with music in the future. Thanks for joining us for this "Powerful" top ten! Become a member at https://plu…

Now That's What I Call Hymns: Elton John Top Ten Part 1 This week we continue our journey through Elton John, this time we start discussing out top ten Elton songs and then talk about hymns (the songs not the tablets). The music is edited out here due to copyright reasons, but if you go to: https://open.spotify.com/episode/5P1AdX5ZNqtVVoHdgnsBFf?si…

Welcome back to series 4, after a little prep and a bit of a delay we are back, going through the life, music, film and book of Elton John. Naturally the conversation goes to Ross's itchy erect penis, but you know how it goes. See you next time Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr…

Welcome back and firstly an apology for the sound quality on this one. We tried something out and we won't be again. Sadly there was some issues with recording so Simon's sound is terrible, thankfully it gets better later on. This time: - Ross tells a "funny joke" - Simon's brush with the law - Danny Robins bingo - Southport Simon - Pedro Pascals d…

We're back for series 4. In this first episode we catch up on the last few months since we recorded last, topics include: Stupid dubbing on programs Is Pedro Pascal everywhere at the moment? Red wine..Tis nice? Remember you can join us on patreon at patreon.com/Simonandrosspodcast and sign up for the acast premium to get longer episodes and extra e…

People of Leeds Christmas Movies A school shooters fringe with Anders Christmas with Wadey Simon's Stent Removal Ball Bag, Teste, teste: Ross's ball bag root - Planet Terror Episode Ross's Dream: The Fire A Chicken in a can with Ben Smith 100th episode messages, including previous guests and Clinton Baptiste Hey Doll Merry Doll song : Tom Bombadil …

I know we said we were taking a break, but we're not quite ready yet. A few months ago I did a best of video for Ross and Fatima's wedding, this is part one of the audio for this, a general best of for some of the standard episodes and patreon and the audio books. Featuring: The Adventures of Barry Salad Ross's Deam: The Digital Shitter Game of thr…

Hello and welcome to the patreon special Christmas Day episode, hopefully you've enjoyed the audio book we released yesterday. This is some edited out bits from the record, mostly Simon being unable to read and then another discussion on: Seasons of shit Trying to touch Jean Valjean's black nub and the reasons for George RR Martins final book being…

Merry Christmas one and all! This years audiobook special is Charles Dickens - The Signalman. A festive special. Hope you enjoy this scary seasonal special. A big thank you to all of you for listening over the 3 series. We are taking a break for a little while, but we will be back later on next year with series 4. If you'd like to join us get in co…

This time previous guest Stuart Johnson joins us to talk about Christmas and mostly Christmas food. He joins in Ross's game "Hats on the Christmas menu?" We eventually get round to talking about his favourite Christmas film. Join us soon for a special treat! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. Se…

You join Simon and Ross together at Ross's house, fresh from the Alerton Bywater Christmas light switch on. There is Christmas talk and talk of Christmas food. A new game Ross invents 'Whats on the Christmas menu' which eventually involves Simons wife Charlotte More Christmas episodes to follow through December Become a member at https://plus.acast…

Hello and welcome to the final....(for now) episode of our Tarantino specials, this time "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood". Did Ross enjoy it? Has Simon changed his mind about it? How Old is Patrick Stewart? All these questions are sort of answered and more. Hope you've enjoyed this very long series on Tarantino films and join us next week for the st…

Part 2 (only available on patreon) of our Wedding episode. This time you join us after the ceremony and then walking to the pub after drinking Port like it was wine. Simon is very annoying in this episode, Ross leads the way through fields where Ross is afraid of Raptors fingering him. Hope you enjoy! ps Simon hasn't drunk port since Become a membe…

Welcome to a special episode, today is Ross and Fatima's wedding special. Very honoured to be asked to Ross and Fatima's wedding. After having their Nikah Ceremony a few years ago, they had a small ceremony so they are legally married in the eyes of the government. This is mostly myself and Ross talking on the way to the ceremony, but hope you enjo…

Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino movies. Very close to the end of this current series and this time the masterpiece that is the Hateful 8. We also have a game of "How Old Are They?" Also Ross's one more thing. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa…

This week we continue our journey through Tarantino films, this time there second part of Django Unchained. We also have an impromptu game of guess Samuel L Jacksons character in Jackie Brown. Also, Ross plays the How Old Are They? game, will he get more than one point. Next Time, The Hateful Eight Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-si…

Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino films, this time part one of Django Unchained. This time... Why Australian? Django 2? What other film could Jamie Foxx have been in? Simon talks about some bloke in some place about some film. We have a game of how old are they and Ross makes a game up to help Simon remember a character name. Part 2 nex…

Welcome back to part 2 of our Inglorious Basterds journey through Tarantino. This week a hastily improvised game of how old are they? Simon gets accused of being the smutty one in the duo. Ross introduces a new feature, with of course a new jingle. Also an update on Ross's toilet troubles. see you next week. Become a member at https://plus.acast.co…

Welcome back to our trip through Tarantino films, this week: Does Simon look like a geography teacher? Ross doesn't like being static for too long What is a Bass-Turd? Is it Passive Dominance? Is Eli Roth a good actor? We also play a game of guess Decaprio’s age What? It’s legal! Join us next week for part 2 Become a member at https://plus.acast.co…

Welcome back to Episode 5 of the best of Patreon. This time Simon tells a dream of living above a shop with the Ghost of Robert Peston. Ross gets propositioned by a lady of the night. Simon recounts his shitty trip back from Bakewell (apologise to the cleaner at Asda). Ross has a fight with Chinese business men in another dream. Also Simon has to p…

Welcome back to this extra long episode of excepts from the Simon and Ross Patreon shows. Running at almost 2 hours, we hope you enjoy these edited highlights. This time you join us on a road trip to a stag weekend and entertaining ourselves on the journey. Is Ross longer than he is wide? What happens when Ross's balls turn into a large fleshy plat…

Welcome back to our journey through Quintin Tarantino movies, this time not a Tarantino movie, but a Robert Rodriquez movie Planet Terror. Part of the two directors Grindhouse experience and with crossovers from Deathproof. Does a ball bag have a root? Would you eat the meat from JT's bbq? Would a decomposing penis put you off? We may not answer th…

Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino films, this week we continue with Deathproof, we begin with Simon waiting for Ross to come online after a delay. We begin with Ross’s IT issues, then discuss the emergency broadcast in case of nuclear war and why Simon’s microphone doesn’t like sound! Why did Ross think he had to watch planet terror? Se…

This week the Tarantino specials continue with Kill Bill Vol.2 The questions that are asked, but not necessarily get answer are: What is our favourite scene? Have you ever heard of salt? Has Ross desensitised Cunt? Can you imagine a snake being latched on to your face? Why would Simon like to pop an eyeball with his toes? Would you eat a toad? What…

Welcome back to our journey through Tarantino films, this week. Kill Bill part 1. So we start off by talking the joys of kids. What does the end of shutter island mean? Could you escape being buried in a coffin? And we eventually talk about Kill Bill. See you next time for Kill Bill Part 2. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-…

Welcome back. On a slight break from the Tarantino series, we have not 1 but 2 Ross's dreams. Ross get's nervous about a Donkeys twitching member. Simon gets introduced to choc nibs. Inevitably it gets round to Ross's toilet issues. Join us next week when we return to Tarantino with Kill Bill Part 1 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-s…

This week we continue on with the QT specials this time Jackie Brown. What’s intimacy? What’s a druids temple? What’s a foley? What’s the process of playing a wizard? Would you go to France with Pam Grier? Also who doesn’t like Samuel L Jackson? See you next time. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on Aca…

This week we continue our journey through QT films, this week we are talking mostly about Pulp Fiction. So we discuss what’s the difference between a suitcase and a briefcase? Does the devil take your soul from the arse up? Have you ever wanted to eat fish like Pingu? Why Vincent shouldn’t go to the toilet? How do you use a towel? Also how do you p…

Welcome to the start of a new series of specials, this time dedicated to Quentin Tarantino films. This time we try and out Tarantino fact each other out, by doing far more research on this than we have on any other subject. Also how does Alan Titchmarsh fit into the Tarantino universe? See you next time for Pulp Fiction Become a member at https://p…

Welcome back, this week Ross tells us about his first Glastonbury experience, very quickly become toilet based! He also discusses performing at Kendal calling. Next week we start our special series on Quentin Tarantino films, being with Resovoir Dogs, so join us then! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Hosted on…

Welcome back to part 2 of the special best of the patreon section of the patreon shows. As part of the patreon episodes we have an extra section of the episode where we ask the guests their shittest film ever. As they've been on there for a while we've collected them together for everyone else to hear. Returning guests: * Lloyd * Nathan * Stuart * …

Welcome back to a special best of the patreon section of the patreon shows. As part of the patreon episodes we have an extra section of the episode where we ask the guests their shittest film ever. As they've been on there for a while we've collected them together for everyone else to hear. Returning guests: * Liam * Owen * Vicki * Ben * Ian * Tess…

Welcome back to Chimps 3rd and final top 5 movies episode. We finally get into his top 2 films, also with this being the extended version you also get to hear his shittest film ever. What film does a dirty f&@k and posh lady? Can Chimp still watch Jim’s fix it? Is a Mohican a hair cut? Thank you Chimp for joining us, especially while being covid ri…

Mamma Mia, here we go again….Welcome back to the second episode of Chimp Jones’s top 5 movies. This week we get into his top 5 and gives us very interesting clues to his movies. Which priest had love and hate tattoos on his knuckles? Is it right to have sex with a robot? And Ross pitches something Simon invests in immediately. Has anyone been compl…

Welcome back, this time joining us for his Top 5 Movies is Chimp Jones, ex internet radio colleague of Simon and our first Scottish/American. We first of talk about random stuff as usual and mostly talk about how to address mr Chimp, also his horrible deformity. We eventually get on to a few of his rejects. Would you join Ross in his Pot Noodle Clu…

Welcome back, its been too long. This time Ross talks about helping out Dementia UK and Simon plays an intercepted WAV of Rammstein covering Pet Shop Boys. If you'd like to help the amazing cause Dementia UK their just giving page is https://www.justgiving.com/dementiauk and if you'd like to talk to a dementia nurse the contact number is 0800 888 6…

This week Ross can't wait to talk about seeing Harry Potter The Cursed Child at the theatre in London. Do you have an opinion on Molly Weasleys nipples, Which is the biggest book? and can you explain how wizards evaporate in a phone box? Another episode will follow sooner than usual as we continue the conversation and talk about Ross helping Dement…

Welcome back to a slightly different episode, on 2nd July Simon and Ross went to see The Music play live for the first time in many years, to a homecoming gig at Temple Newsam in Leeds. Simon took an audio recorder to record him and Ross while there. Audio quality isn't amazing, but hopefully you'll enjoy most of it. See you next time! Become a mem…

Welcome back to Stuart Johnson's Top 5 Movies, we finally, eventually get to his Number 1 movie! There's no real surprise here, but it is a very good choice. Who is an absolute flop-on? What part of the body set off Ross's door bell? Thanks again Stuart you've been amazing and can't wait to get you back on again. See you next time. Become a member …

Welcome back to Stuarts top 5 movies, we're getting there I promise! We get into Stuarts top 2 films, after an initial confusion we eventually get to his number 2, the Ikea billy book case appears again. Stuart and Ross discuss Squid Game subtitles, are love and bitch the same word? Also the TV programme Dark, is it set in 1940's Bredbury? Also one…

Hello and welcome back to another Top 5 movies guest episode with Stuart Johnson. This week Stuart sorts his microphone out and I play my tune for the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise. Stu and Ross go on a Phil Collins tangent and we finally continue on with his top 5 movies. Join his next week for episode 5, yes 5 of Stuarts Top 5. A new first for us.…

This week we have something a little different, taking a bit of a break from Stu's top 5 movies, we have a special episode, where Ross takes part on 'Would you like to take a deal on that sir? Or would you not like to take a deal on that Sir?' Stuart plays the role of various special guests with varying degrees of success, will Ross walk away with …

Welcome back to episode 2 of Stuarts top 5 movies. This week we have a go back to an early Eggnog and Stu quiz the EBAY quiz, and finally start to get into stuarts top 5 movies. Once again, Stuarts microphone is a bit iffy, but not too bad. We answer the eternal question, Is it water based? See you next week for a special game show edition with Stu…

Hello and welcome back to a new special guest, Simon's online wife from a previous life Stuart Johnson. Stuart is a school friend of Simon and lives in Bredbury, Stockport. His audio isn't the best and it will get better. This week we start to delve into his Top 5 Movies, it promises to be a few more episodes than normal as we recreate some games f…

Welcome back to the 3rd part of our special recorded together for the first time in 2 years. We discuss Ross's wind issues again, Ross dares Simon to drink an orangey beer. We talk about a few TV series, Peacemaker, Hanna and Severance, resulting in a few Christopher Walken impressions. Isn't it weird when you've only seen things written down? If y…

Welcome to a very special episode, were after almost 2 years and over 100 episodes, Simon and Ross are actually recording in the same room! We hear about Ross trying to spend John Lewis vouchers, we redo a B52 song. Simon finally got round to watching Napoleon Dynomite, we cover Moon Knight and have a planking competion! Join us next time for part …

Welcome back to the second part of our Post Stent special. This time is dedicated to Ross's latest dream. It's a weird one! The dream takes 2 minutes but it leads to a new business idea for Dragons Den, We're looking forward to the next winter Olympics now! See you next time! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. H…

Welcome to episode 1 of a special post stent episode. This week a slightly graphic description of Simons recent hospital visit and Ross discusses his recent honeymoon. Part 2 involving regular segment Ross's Dream Journal and a very weird dragons den pitch. See you next time Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast. Ho…