"I'm not hungry but I'll eat."

On vacation, do you bring books and workout clothes and then don't read nor workout?

"'Comment 'recipe' and I'll send it straight to your DMs!' Could you just put the recipe in your Instagram caption, please?" === "Food trucks costing the same as a brick-and-mortar restaurant and asking for tips while you have to sit on some hard-ass curb to eat your food." === "Overly elaborate milkshakes." === "Combining things and calling it a '…

Also, I've noticed a marked improvement in my life by saying restroom instead of bathroom https://youtu.be/pxIBKHBmaSc?si=mPkv9GfPW-FIkGze

Also, Carolyn tried to eat a 3 inch chunk of green onion

We also had drinks with a war monger https://medium.com/@vincenicholas_77176/so-you-wanna-buy-a-conflict-free-laptop-in-this-economy-54c0c2c4d14b

also, do you tip your hotel chambermaid?

And the Star Wars cafe sucked! Plus, the rides we loved and the rides which sucked.

BGB is the new GTL

My mom wanted to grill up carne asada in the hotel room

Ouch! but i aint bleed

Amazon Prime is next day delivery, Neighbour Prime is 5 day delivery!

Run a mile?, Trader Joe's Kimbap review, and why isn't there a 5 second interval windshield wiper speed?

And, do apples belong in the fridge?

also, lettuce don't belong on no panini!

The kids built a fort, tried to start a fire, and perhaps got a lil' musty https://www.instagram.com/butimstillagoodperson/

i ain't makin' no half of no bed!

what if Amanda and Sarah start throwing hands??

The Stockholm salad seemed insensitively named. https://www.instagram.com/butimstillagoodperson/

Women be shoppin'!

It was also the final stop on the 3 city domestic tour of spreading my dad's ashes.

do you like seeing the pilot or nah?

spoiler alert: we don't, we won't. and i talk about my 3 part lie.

and what kind of people go grocery shopping at nite?!

What does 40% chance of rain mean any dang way?!

Follow me on my day off which includes a dentist appointment and breaking a porcelain bunny It's a jolly holiday with you Buuuurrrrtttttt

ain't no party like a unit 1 party cuz a unit 1 party don't STOP!

What does boxed wine mean to you in your life?

We also purchased 3 bottles of 3 and a half buck chuck

Bobby B has led an amazing and tragic life

What happens in the kitchen stays in the kitchen.

KFC offers a $56 meal featuring 16 chicken tenders plus, we have wanderlust..

This is 40

Great Value fried onions are infinitely better than French's. Stay in your lane, French's! Stick to mustard!

Guys who still live in the same town they went to high school in and have never lived anywhere else

8 racks!

Remember decorating your Trapper Keeper with stickers?

An Ode to Reading and An Ode to (our dumb annoying cat) Frankie Blue Nicholas === https://medium.com/@vincenicholas_77176/dead-poets-society-west-sacramento-chapter-fbe98f9ee508

Also, she reads trashy romance novels! aka smut

These 4 scenes will shock you.

and jack in the box tacos are good crap

Also, Ronald McDonald is out here charging $3 for 2 slices of tomato

Also, Lennox was gifted a $400 hoodie!!

Also, we're in a bone-in ham family now

and has our neighbour been faking her scottish accent?

Their burger is okay but their fries, onion rings, and shake were guuud

NO BLUEBERRY LEMON LOAF FOR YOU!!!

also, i stole a bunch of sauces from The Panda

but we had a $15 off coupon okay, mom?!

Also, we put our xmas tree up on Nov 9.. was that too early?