I'm Telling Mom, the podcast about 3 brothers catching up, playing games, annndddd... creating disappointing cliff-hangers. Join Clase, Mason, and Landen each and every Tuesday as they reminisce on simpler times, growing up in the 90s, find the hilarious side of adulting, and play the dumbest games their brains can possibly conceive. If you've been looking for a podcast that joins together hilarious stupidity, brotherly love, and TINY nuggets of wisdom and lesser-known facts, look no further ...
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Hey there Okee Dokie Babies, Sincerely, thank you so much for sticking with us this far. You've really made the journey super fun for us, and we've loved getting to know so many of you. Here's our unscripted, raw discussion that we wanted you to be apart of. We definitely aren't saying "goodbye"... are we? Support the show…
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127. Little Life Lessons (and Imponderables)
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"Life is our greatest teacher." -Probably some smart person long ago In this episode, the three boys bounce down memory lane and share small nuggets of truth we've found along the way. Game titles include: Imponderables, Church or Weed Shop, and Don't F*%@ Lie To Me! Enjoy, friends! Support the show…
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Welcome back you hob-knobblers and slick-sloopers. SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON FOR A CHERRY CREAM PIE AND LETS JUST JUMP RIGHT INTO IT! In this episode, the boys scrounge around the darkest parts of the interwebs to uncover the worst creatures on the planet... influencers. Scoot your caboose down games like, "No Clue News", "Influencers Under the Influe…
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Some criminals are smart. Some aren't. We typically find the latter MUCH more interesting! Join us this week as we slip into something a little more comfortable, pour a nice glass of raspberry soda pop, and look out the backyard window and think, "I could've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids." Mason hosts this jamboree…
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Our legal team here at ITM Studios told us that we have to clarify that murder, in fact, is not okay... (homicide sometimes is though). Take a gander in this weeks' episode as the brothers talk through the logistics of 'Kill Or Be Killed' scenarios such as: the ethical Trolley Problem, Murderous Headlines, and the Tribal War of 2021 where Mason and…
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123. Sounds Racist... But Isn't (Perspective Conversations)
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You know what our highly-diverse and politically-correct society needs right now? The opinions of three privileged white men. So, here we are. Delivering the goods. In all honesty, this is a pretty stellar episode, where we talk about some serious topics that SHOULD be openly talked about - and we do it while still laughing and having fun. Strap in…
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Mason-Money spends like any other world currency, so it makes sense why Clase spends so long in this episode tearing down Landen's psyche to understand if he's lying about owning one or not. Know what else no family has ever fought over? Monopoly. Except in this edition, Mason takes out all the properties and replaces them with dead people. Clase a…
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What if I told you that the boys had never seen the movie, Titanic until this week? What if I told you that we loved it so much we had to experience it first-hand? Hypothetically, what if Clase had Mason and Landen drop "los trousers" and dunk their skunks? Who would last longest? .... HYPOTHETICALLY, of course... What if... hypothetically... Clase…
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Carrot flutes? Carrot sculptures? Carrot go mouth? If Do-It-Yourself projects are your thing, click away now, because absolutely... we will leave you dissatisfied and spiraling down a disheveled avenue as you stroke your massive chin and ask... why? Ask no further. We don't know either. Welcome to DIWHY - asking the right questions, doing the wrong…
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119. Niché Communities: Bronies (My Little Pony)
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Okee dokee, babies... in this installment of "Niché Communities", Mason sits down with a self-proclaimed ex-Brony to understand the community and the psychology therein. What's your opinion on men who enjoy and identify with the 'My Little Pony' TV show? Wherever you land, we hope this open conversation gives you a new perspective and appreciation …
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EDIT: We do apologize in advance for this episode. Its R-rated, and we arent proud of everything said... but we love that you can see into some of the messiness that is our brotherhood. If you're easily offended or don't appreciate crude humor, skip this one. (thumbs up!) Ladies and gentlemanaas this iws anotherr peisode of getting ashmashed, obviv…
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117. Furry Friendships (ft. Dan the Furry)
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Furries, we come in peace! No really, we just have some questions. Rather than try and speculate answers for those questions, Landen thought it’d be better to interview someone that calls themselves a furry. So sit back, relax, and enjoy this deep dive into a misunderstood niche community. Special thanks to: DVDs… on BluRay? We think? You tell us..…
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Hey all you puddn’ pops, what do you think R. Kelly and Bill Cosby have in common? They both suck! *age preference may vary though* Mason’s segment is all about nice deeds done by potentially crappy celebrities. (No you idiot sandwich, we don’t actually think Gordon Ramsey is bad.) Special thanks to our sponsor: THE GREATEST SPONSOR WE’VE EVER HAD …
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Ah, the joy of imaginative adventure, where one can truly separate themselves from the dreary real world and instead traverse new lands... oh wait. These guys don't know how to play D&D because they're playing regular interns in a corporate office. Follow the adventures of Erick Johnson (Mason) and Ryan Baker (Landen) as they explore the dark depth…
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Ladies and gentleman, children of all ages, welcome to the big tent! Marvel in wonder, gasp in awe, and giggle with glee at the wonders that await within this episode dedicated to circus acts. Will Clase pursue his dream of driving off a ramp at breakneck speed? Will Mason finally dedicate his life to swallowing boiling lead? All this and more awai…
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113. Inappropriate Advertisements (All About Sponsors!)
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Ouurrrrrr SPONSORRRR! Welcome to the episode all about the wild, wacky, and inflatable world of I'm Telling Mom Sponsors. If you've been around these parts for awhile, you may be aware we have a host of paying products, companies, and individuals lining up to drink from the goblet of podcast advertising. Buckle up for terribly-offensive "Badly-Plac…
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Hear ye! Hear ye! Young and old! Lend me your ears! No, seriously, we need 340 ears to break the world record... BE IT WEIRD, DIRTY, DUMB, or all three... I'm Telling Mom has collected some of the greatest World Records ever recorded. We scoured the worlds greatest sites - Guinness, Ripleys, RecordSetter, and others - and, honestly, hated what we f…
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Hark dear sweet listeners, do you hear that? It’s the sound of throbbing heartstrings, gushing at the voices of three brothers offering golden boyfriend ideas. Or rather… two brothers offering one or two actual golden ideas in between a dumpster fire of terrible ideas to the one brother who’s still single. Brave listener, do enjoy today’s episode t…
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110. Desserts, Infinite Numbers, and Charts (The Pie Episode)
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Happy 2 Year Anniversary! Yep, that’s right, the brothers have been pumping out weekly podcast episodes for 2 years straight. That’s gotta be a record….right? So why not celebrate with an entire episode dedicated to pie, pi, and sexual innuendos. Mason hosts this oddly specific listening experience with segments about stealing pie, counting pi, and…
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109. Earth, Water, Fire, Hookers (The Elements)
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Get your safe words ready listeners, this episode is gonna get weird. Three mini-segments come from the mind of Clase, as he challenges Mason and Landen with death trivia (Who Died By What Now?), a twisted game of rock, paper, scissors, and sound effects (That Sounds Good To Me)… all relating to the theme: Earth, Water, Fire, and Hookers. Yes, it’s…
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108. Conspiracy Corner: Underwater Aliens & Other Things
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Do aliens exist under our deep oceans? Did Netflix cause mass havoc on purpose? And perhaps the biggest question of them all: is Mason’s micropeen really the best? Join the DeGraff brothers as they take a deep dive (but not too deep, aliens, remember?) into multiple conspiracy theories existing in today’s world. Don’t miss the Conspiracy Theory Tie…
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Prepare yourself for tomato throwing as the boys become movie critics in this episode featuring well-known movies that you didn’t know had sequels. I mean really, Home Alone 5?! Enjoy your trip down memory lane as classics such as Winnie the Pooh, Toy Story, and more are discussed at length by under-qualified reviewers. Special thank you to today’s…
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Four score and a just few days ago, the DeGraff brothers embarked on a journey to discover historical idiots of history… of the historic kind. Before this though, you will be challenged to think: have I ever killed anyone? Should wholesome porn be more popular? Is Blanket Jackson reaallllyy named Blanket Jackson? Then, travel with us dear listener,…
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105. Blast From The Past (The Unreleased: Episode 0)
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3…2…1… WE HAVE LIFTOFF. Welcome aboard today’s flight where we’ll traverse the origins of ITM Podcast by listening to the never-before heard pilot episode, recorded over two years ago. The birth of our “editor” Stephen, thoughts on what to call the podcast, and cutting edge commentary await exploration in this blast from the past. Oh, and if you lo…
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Hey guys and gals! Have you ever wondered just how many blimps there are in the world? We haven’t either, until now. Join the boys on a musical journey as they dive into Mason’s Disney-themed trivia questions, then try to guess whether a song was created by a real artist or from the bomb-shell-littered mind of Mason himself. Thank you to our sponso…
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Abracadabra! It’s time to channel your inner magic as the boys travel down Wizard “Poop” Lane, first discussing the fact that J.K. Rowling basically wrote in Harry Potter: “Wizards magic their poop away.” That’s real, look it up. Next, dust off your wand as Clase challenges the boys with magical movie trivia! Special thanks to today’s sponsor: Jere…
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Alright class, pop-quiz time! Did Clase used to be pretentious? Would space travel be boring? Does the Internet even work in space? If you answered “Yeah, I think. Not really sure about the Clase one though, I mean, he…” to all three of those, you got an A+, great job! After these IQ testers, join the brothers as they decide to get confrontational …
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How would you spell Dalmatians? Cuz I spelled it Dalmations and got yelled at by a red squiggly line. Sorry, red line gods. Disclaimer: Dalmatians nor the counting of have absolutely anything to do with this episode. I (Stephen) took a pay cut and this half-assed title/description is now my rebellion fight song response. ...but.... 101 Dalmations, …
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100. Looking Back and Moving Forward (End of the Beginning)
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We may have never released our pilot episode, but we sure as darn tootin' just released our 100th episode! Get out those maracas, grab your girl, and celebrate with the boys as we take a listen back to some of our favorite moments in I'm Telling Mom history. BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! Announcements have been made! New Merch Store, new YouTube Channel …
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99. Twerking TikTooks and Bizarre Facebook Groups
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Welcome to the end of an era, boy and girls. This is it! You did it. Give yourself a pat on the back and go enjoy a nice bubblin' hot cocoa, you fella, you. Well done. Ninety nine episodes and... heh... look at us.... who wouldda thought? Huh? Not me..... not me. This episode BOPS with epic intro poems, 2x2 rubix cubes, and high-energy e-girl twerk…
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It’s decided: the DeGraff brothers are beginning the almighty protest against all dentists and doctors alike… or at least complaining about them in this episode. Follow along to hear Clase and Landen angrily rant about the Kyles of this world wearing flat-billed hats and how wooden pencil erasers never work. Then, Mason and Landen battle it out in …
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Ladies and gents, it’s time to get in on the next big thing created by the boys: app-controlled, LED-lit, see-through dishwashing machines. This is when your chores become a party, baby. After this revolution revelation, Clase kicks off his segment, “What the errihh did he just say?” Basically, what the f*&% did Short Neck Ed from 90 Day Fiance jus…
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Hey kiddo, welcome back! In today’s episode, the boys peruse a number of topics like: is frog fighting the next big business idea, should airport cell phone lots have detailing services, and do spiders compare one another’s web girth? Following these lovely convos, Landen gets serious with his segment, “Famous Scandinavian Author or Ikea Product”. …
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95. DJ Khaled's Keys to Success (and other tomfooleries)
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Welcome back, Bended Traveler. Landen pulls back the curtains of Episode 95 by introducing his 12-year-old-self's made up super hero, Voltaic. If you got a tad excited over the mention of super heroes, I'd be giving good advice to just say... calm down. It's a 12-year-old-Landen creation. Speaking of being calm, Clase gets upset about the 'Scooby D…
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Hey neighbor, thanks for listening! We start today’s episode talking about Satanists, isn’t that fun? Continuing cruising with us on this hellish ride to learn what surprising first products Nintendo, Lego, and other popular companies’ originally sold at inception. From there, enjoy getting thrown into even more disturbing conversations from Landen…
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Okee dokee babies, let me break it down for you. There is a long (but seriously enthralling) story about Clase pulling over a cop - you read that right. Landen plays a snarly-gnarly game called, "#IsItATrend?" but we liked his second title better, "How Great Is Tik Tok, emmaright?" (This is the part about dipping boys in soy). And I oop! (Did I use…
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Welcome to episode 92 of the ITM Podcast, we’re real proud to have you along for this journey. Landen joins Clase at his house but is shoved into a closet, Mason creates an impossibly difficult “Spell Quiz” the likes of which would have even the most die-hard Potter fan quaking, and Clase re-invigorates “The Great Debate” with a twist of his own: f…
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(while acting out Monty Python) Hey there Kitten, Thanks for always coming back to listen to our soothing voices. Clase kicks up a new ongoing short-segment called "Hypothetical Garden" to ask: How many wifi extenders would the White House have? This, then, flows right into his first segment: "Animal Invasion" where Mason and Landen try to figure o…
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90. 90s Computer Games and also Hemorrhoids
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Hey fellow kids, do you know what an NFT is? We sure don't. Actually, we don't understand much of anything after Mason's segment: I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU! Who knew the phrase "I have crippling hemorrhoids" could cause so much chaos? Next, hop into Landens time machine as he takes us all back to the basements of the 1990s, when PC gaming hit its true …
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Hey there, fellow cereal box gamers... join us for a fun episode discussing how dumb checks are, ponder which type of Skyrim players we are, and more. In segment one, Clase presents popular products of today that were originally created for a different purpose. DYK, back in the day, members of the calvary were lookin’ pretty spicy in their high hee…
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Does peanut butter and grilled cheese go together? The boys were prepared to find out in this episode. Follow along on the adventure as Clase kicks off his segment with a trivia game that has spicy consequences. Landen then swings the podcast back into “Finish The Headline” mode, bringing some of the latest weird news into question. Special shoutou…
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Many questions are asked in this episode, beginning with “Who’s spent the most on Amazon in 2020?” Hint: not Mason or Landen. Then, Landen asks Clase and Mason, “What are my top 5 favorite animated movies?” Hint: not Wreck It Ralph, Monster’s Inc, Toy Story, Incredibles, or Lilo & Stitch. Finally, Mason asks Clase and Landen: “Who here has streaked…
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In this episode, the boys get into heated discussions about certain brands they like but mostly about certain brands they hate. Please read the following for the SparkNotes version of this conversation: Clase - “F*!% Honey, this is my anti-Honey ad.” Mason - “I kinda want Raycon earbuds!” Clase - “F*!% Raycon earbuds.” Mason - “Skullcandy is coming…
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Folks, the time has come for the boys to answer your most pressing life question: is it possible to have too much cream cheese on a bagel? Stick around until the end to find out. Before you get there though, join the brothers as they take a journey of self-discovery to learn who can type the fastest while being insulted and yelled at. Then, a speci…
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Ope, careful there dear listener, this episode unleashes the boys’ rage, beginning with Landen’s recent road incident. Tread lightly as you then get transported into the classic segment, “The Great Debate,” whereupon Clase and Mason have an epic battle of words that culminate in solidifying Landen’s future as an idiotic monkey forever screeching “G…
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Yes, you read that right. A big thank you to our sponsor of this episode: sugar free gummy bears. Eat enough of them, and you too can enjoy the powerful ride to porcelain nirvana. Clase and Mason sure did. Join the butt-clenching adventure as the boys struggle through the time transcending question: what is the worst way to die? Yep, you guessed it…
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82. The Roast Rewind of Clase DeGraff (R.I.P.)
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Listen, we’re not proud of how this episode begins, but we’re damn proud of how it ends. Join Mason and Landen as they take advantage of Clase’s absence by taking a fond trip down memory lane, reviewing some of Clase’s oldest videos and social media posts. From 2010-2013, Clase managed to make the worst-edited-mirror-selfie-music-video, sensually w…
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81. Is God Pronounced “Jod” and Other Absurdities
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Following one of the weirdest days in US history (quaint raid of the Capitol anyone?), the DeGraff brothers get even weirder by discussing what food mascots they could beat up. I mean really, who wouldn’t want to hear Mason say verbatim: “I would punt the Gerber Baby across a football field.” After that, Landen treats you once again to the most tho…
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80. Band Names of the 90s Explained // If Nicki Minaj Directed 'La La Land'...
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The game list speaks for itself: Funky Band Name Origins, La La Land or Nicki Minaj?, and the January Mile-High Challenge! Well... that, and the new slogan of the ooey-gooey rice-cream-makers: "Turn off your lights. Shut off your heat. Rice Krispies." Support the showThe DeGraff Brothers: Clase, Mason, and Landen による
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You know when you rip apart a dumb idea, but then go ahead with it anyways? NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS SUCK AND ARE POINTLESS - QUIT WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD! This week the boys take on a Month-Long Fitness Challenge for a their choice of a new PlayStation 5 or XBOX X. They also, apparently, felt compelled to share their baseless and uninformed opinions about…
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