Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by the church and/or organized religion but are still weirdly fascinated by the Bible and all things Christianity? Same. Bad [BLEEPS] of the Bible is both a fact and fiction podcast where each week host Scott, a gay, former Pastor’s Kid, shares a weird, wild, and wonderful story from the Bible while at the same time answering those burning Bible questions. Consider him your non-religious Bible guide. So put on your Sunday clothes and ...
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Part 2 coming hot: Naomi's cunning plan unfolds amidst the backdrop of the barley winnowing where witness a love story for the ages blossoming under the starry night sky. Through twists of fate and acts of courage, Ruth and Boaz's bond transcends tradition, culminating in a joyous union that echoes through generations and throughout millennia. Join…
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This week we have a mesmerizing journey through history as we uncover the captivating tale of our Bad [BLEEP] Ruth – a woman whose story brims with love, resilience, and the unbreakable bond between women. From sorrow to strength, Ruth's narrative unfolds, painting a portrait of courage, compassion, and fierce determination. Join Scott as we celebr…
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May's coming at you with another installment of Uncut, and, REMINDER, Uncut is just that. It's unedited, unBLEEPED, and probably not suited for the kiddos. If that's not your vibe skip away, Bleepers, and I'll see you next Tuesday for another family friendly episode from our wild source material that is the Bible! Be sure to send your burning Bible…
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Jesus Feeds the 5,000 - Hungry Crowds and Fish-Carrying Kids
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The Bible is like a wild rollercoaster ride—women pounding stakes into heads, talking donkeys, she-bears, you name it! But amidst the chaos, there are some jaw-dropping miracles, like the legendary feeding of the 5000 by the man, the myth, the legend himself, Jesus. This story's got it all—literal catering miracles, fishy charcuterie boards, and wi…
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The Wise Man v. The Foolish Man - Rocks and Sand
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Dive into the colorful world of parables with us! Today, we're unpacking the timeless tale of "The Wise Man and the Foolish Man" from the iconic Sermon on the Mount (or Plain). But hold onto your hats, folks, because we're adding a twist of whimsy to this classic story! We're taking you on a trip to Parableville, where two builders, Rocky and Sandy…
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In this week’s Bad [BLEEPS] of the Bible, we’ll be “digesting” the epic tale of Ehud and his showdown with the corpulent King Eglon. Brace yourselves for a wild ride featuring “unique” traits, intrigue, and a double-edged sword. Don’t miss it! Sources: The Bible (KJV) “Ehud v. Eglon: Evidence for the Biblical Account” by Christopher Eames from arms…
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Join us for a deep dive into the fascinating world of Easter! Beyond the egg hunts and bunny hops, we're exploring the rich history and intriguing facts behind this celebrated holiday. From the symbolism of resurrection to the mysteries of Jesus' crucifixion, there's so much to uncover. Did you know that Easter predates Christianity, or that Jesus …
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A lot of dead people in this episode but don't worry, ya'll we're coming in hot for Easter! Tune in to hear about Scott getting pulled over in a funeral, Freddy butchering every story told in March, and a whole lot more! Once again, just a reminder, these episodes are #uncut and contain material out of the ordinary Bad [BLEEPS]. Listener discretion…
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It's our first rerun, ya'll! As the Purim holiday was recently celebrated and as this holiday is DIRECTLY inspired by the incredible tale of our [BLEEP] Esther, I thought it was the perfect time to tell this [BLEEP]'s story....again!! Please enjoy this rerun of one of my favorites: Esther. Gallows, harems, kings, queens, contests, and secrets read …
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Jehosheba is a TRUE unsung hero of the Old Testament: she defied an evil, murderous Queen, saved the lineage leading to Jesus himself, smuggled, hid, and trained the young heir to the throne, and led a revolt against a tyrannical ruler. What more can you ask for? A princess and protector, Jehosheba is one Bad [BLEEP] of the Bible! Sources: The Bibl…
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In today's episode, we unravel the legacy of the Biblical Bad [BLEEP] that is the Queen of Sheba. a figure shrouded in mystery and legend, some hail her as a holy founder, symbol of a nation, guardian of the mythical Ark of the Covenant, and founder of a dynasty that continues to today. Others paint her as a a demon, a djinn, and a temptress with a…
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Shiphrah & Puah - Civil Disobedience and Unlikely Heroes
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Step back in time with Shifruh and Pooah, two extraordinary midwives who faced down the mighty Pharaoh and refused to be instruments of destruction. In the heart of ancient Egypt's captivity, they defied a genocidal decree, choosing courage over compliance. Their act of civil disobedience, immortalized in Exodus 1, not only spared countless lives b…
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Bad [BLEEPS] Uncut - Snipping Sprees and Moody, Muscular Men
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On this 40th Episode of Bad [BLEEPS] Scott and Freddy go over the latest Bad [Bleeps] Samson & Delilah and Abraham & Sarah, where they explore why God chose the bully Samson of all people to 'bless', and also wonder why God loves to have Abraham 'poke' so many people. In this episode of Uncut they everything from dead parents, to Hey Arnold innuend…
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Abraham and Sarah - Old Farts and Fulfilled Promises
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Jump into the captivating love story of Abraham and Sarah on Bad [BLEEPS] of the Bible! From deceitful escapades in Egypt to unexpected prophecies and a surprising twist in the wilderness, their journey is filled with drama, laughter, and divine interventions. 🎭 Don't miss the twists and turns – tune in for a wild ride! #BadBleepsOfTheBible #LoveSt…
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Samson and Delilah - Muscles and Manipulation
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Unveiling the timeless tale of Samson and Delilah – a saga of love, betrayal, and divine intervention etched in history. Dive into the complexities of human nature and the consequences of succumbing to temptation. Think you know the story of Samson? Guarantee you don't! Tune in to find out, the rest of the story. Sources: The Bible “Samson and Deli…
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Jacob, Rachel...and Leah? - Love Triangles and Labors
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Embark on a biblical rollercoaster with our Bad [BLEEP] Jacob as he navigates the original love triangle in Genesis 28! From stealing inheritances to dodging angry brothers, get ready for ladders to heaven, conniving cousins, and unwelcome surprises. A love story that'll have you saying, 'Did that really happen?' Join us as we unravel the twists an…
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Bad [BLEEPS] UNCUT - Magic Coats and Confused Cops
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Freddy's back ya'll! We're recapping the four part story of Joseph as well as hearing the story of Freddy's traffic stop with a twist. We also cover everything from New Year's resolutions to our rendition of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. You won't want to miss this fun-filled episode! Be sure to send your burning Bible questions and…
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Episode 37 | Joseph Part 4 - Final Tests and Tear-filled Reunions
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It’s the final episode of our Bad [BLEEP] Joseph who has one more test for his previously conniving, jealous brothers. Could this be their moment of repentance or are they going to show that they’ve remained unchanged and unrepentant even after all these years? Tune in to find out whether Joseph chooses mercy or vengeance, hope or sadness, a reunio…
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Joseph Part 3 - Carnivorous Cows and Revengeful Reunions
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It’s part 3 of our Bad [BLEEP] Joseph’s journey. From brother, to sold slave, to house manager, to royal prisoner, Joseph has had a tumultuous life to say the least; but, don’t despair because things are about to get much more more sunny for our main squeeze. So much so that one of the most crucial of dreams is about to come to fruition - remember …
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Joseph Part 2 - Juicy Dreams and Lusty Ladies
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In part two of our Joseph series, we pick up where we left off with Joseph’s arrival in Egypt after his being sold by his brothers to the Ishmaelites. So much happens to poor Joseph in this week’s episode including some household drama, some false accusations, prison time, more dream interpretation, beheadings, impalement, and an appearance by some…
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Joseph Part 1 - Fabulous Coats and Foul Brothers
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Gather 'round, 'cause we've got the lowdown on Joseph's biblical rollercoaster! Picture this: Joseph, rocking a killer technicolor dreamcoat, living the sibling dream with eleven not-so-happy brothers. But here's the kicker—Joseph's got these dreams of grandeur, like he's destined for royal red carpets and his siblings are just extras; that is, unt…
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Bad [BLEEPS] Uncut | Episode 4 - The Christmas Cut
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Share your Christmas holiday with Scott and Freddy as they discuss everything from the Harry Potter of the Christmas Story to their favorite Christmas childhood memories -- all sprinkled with a little holiday sass throughout! Don't miss it! Be sure to send your burning Bible questions and church trauma stories to badbleepsofthebible@gmail.com and f…
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The Christmas Story: Part 2 - Dreams and Saviors
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Join the celestial journey to Bethlehem, where shepherds witnessed a divine proclamation of Christ's birth. Guided by angels, they found the newborn Messiah in a humble stable, sharing the miracle with wise men who arrived bearing symbolic gifts. Threatened by danger, Joseph led his family to Egypt, preserving the promise of the Messiah. Bethlehem'…
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The Christmas Story: Part 1 - Angelic Visits and Wandering Wise Men
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✨ Travel back through time with us! Prophets in ancient scrolls, divine revelations, and a touch of angelic drama—all leading to the grandest Christmas tale! 🎄✨ Join us as we unravel the epic journey of baby Jesus, from prophecies in 700 BCE to the quirky antics of wise men and angels. 🌟 Swipe left for the scoop and stay tuned for Part 2! 📜👼✨ #Chri…
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Covering our three stories The Levite's Concubine, The Tower of Babel, and King David, Freddy and Scott discuss everything from Jonathan and David's questionable relationship to the equally questionable Noah and the Ark after story. Join us on the wild ride! Be sure to send your burning Bible questions and church trauma stories to badbleepsofthebib…
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Episode 29 | King David: The Christmas King Dive into the festive vibes with David, the shepherd turned king, whose roots in Bethlehem set the stage for Christmas miracles! 🎄👑 Check it all out on this week’s Monday episode featuring David: The Christmas King only here at Bad [BLEEPS] of the Bible. Sources: 1. The Bible 2. “David” from Wikipedia 3. …
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The Tower of Babel - Languages and Jealous Gods
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In the land of Shinar, they aimed to touch the heavens with a tower. But God decided to spice things up with a linguistic shake-up! Chaos ensued, and the Tower of Babel became a legendary skyscraper saga. Hear it all in this week’s episode of Bad [BLEEPS] of the Bible. Sources: 1. The Bible 2. “Tower of Babel” from Wikipedia 3. “Tower of Babel” by …
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Dive into the chilling saga of a Levite and his concubine in kingless Israel. In a world of chaos and tribal independence, their journey unfolds with shocking and gruesome twists. From Bethlehem to Gibeah, this tale of hospitality gone wrong explores dark corners of morality and justice. Brace yourself for a narrative that challenges the very fabri…
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Welcome to another installment of Bad [BLEEPS] Uncut where Scott and Freddy discuss everything from communion bread to the Starbucks of Bethlehem and everything else in between! We also review the stories, too, so if you had a question, I'm pretty sure it's answered here on this second episode of Bad [BLEEPS] Uncut. Join us! Be sure to send your bu…
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The Good Samaritan - Horrible Priests and Unlikely Heroes
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Explore the drama of ancient Judea! A sassy lawyer, a cosmic quiz, and the legendary tale of the Good Samaritan—all in one tale! Discover why goodness knows no boundaries and compassion is for all when tune in to this week’s Bad [BLEEP]: The Good Samaritan 🙌 #parable #GoodSamaritan #LoveThyNeighbor Sources: The Bible “The Parable of the Good Samari…
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Journey into Biblical Moments Thanksgiving in our Special Episode “A Very [BLEEP]ing Thanksgiving”! 📖✨ Explore celestial symphonies, dance parties, and divine comedy in moments of thanks. From near-death discos to star-studded serenades, join the cosmic celebration of life's extraordinary grace. 🚀🌈 #DivineThanks #BiblicalJoy #BadBleepsoftheBible #B…
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Daniel in the Lion’s Den - Hungry Lions and Religious Warriors
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Daniel took on the lions' den with a swagger that even made the fiercest felines question their choices! Imagine facing down the kings of the jungle like a Monday morning meeting – that's Daniel for you! Hear every roar and redemption on the #BadBleepsOfTheBible podcast, where divine drama meets fearless storytelling. #DanielAndTheDenDrama Sources:…
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Bad [BLEEPS] Uncut: Padded Chairs and Paris Hilton
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Welcome to the inaugural episode of Bad [BLEEPS] Uncut! Where instead of a story, we chat with a friend who shares all of the burning questions he had (and I'm sure you may have had) while listening to the weeks' stories. You won't want to miss all the hilarity that ensues in our conversations! Be sure to send your burning Bible questions and churc…
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In an ancient clash, David, the shepherd, faces Goliath, a towering giant over 9 feet tall. Saul, the weary king of Israel, watches as David, armed with a sling and five smooth stones, steps up to the challenge. The faceoff unfolds, and a well-aimed stone finds Goliath's forehead. Victory, not in might, but in audacious spirit. Here's to overcoming…
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Elisha and the Two Bears - Brats and Bald Prophets
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🐻 Unbearably Shocking 🐻 Ever heard of "Elisha and the Two Bears"? Not your typical bedtime story? In ancient Israel, the prophet Elisha faced mockery from a group of boys. He asked them to stop, but they persisted. So, he called upon the Lord, and guess what? Two bears appeared, resulting in 42 lessons learned the hard way. 😳 #ElishaAndTheTwoBears …
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Travel back to the 8th century BCE for Jonah's wild adventure! He's a reluctant prophet, tasked with a divine mission to reach the wicked city of Nineveh. It's a story of obedience, divine mercy, and second chances, and you won’t want to miss it! #BibleStories #JonahAndTheWhale #BadBleepsoftheBible #Bible Sources: 1. The Bible - Book of Jonah 2. “N…
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Hey, folks! This week's episode is the Prodigal Son, but before we dive in, let's set the stage. Parables are simple stories with morals, often with a touch of religion, like 'The Tortoise and the Hare.' Jesus was the parable master, and our star today is his hit – the Prodigal Son. Get ready for adventure, wealth, poverty, jealousy, feasts, and re…
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Get ready to uncover the devilish tale of Satan – from a heavenly angel to the ultimate adversary. Picture this: he was once the morning star, shining brilliantly, until his pride led to an epic cosmic battle with God. Fast forward to today, Satan's the bad guy with countless nicknames like Beelzebub and 'the roaring lion.' But what about his futur…
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Step into the wild world of King Herod – born in 72 BCE and meeting his end in 4 CE with a mysterious, wickedly named illness called "Herod's Evil." This guy was a Jewish lad who turned ruler and went all out with massive building projects like the Western Wall. But the catch? He funded them with heavy taxes, causing massive tensions, social inequa…
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Judas Iscariot: a name synonymous with betrayal, but, as with many of our [BLEEPS], was it really a case of betrayal or was Judas merely a pawn in the greater scheme of the Bible’s authors? Regardless, Judas’s importance to the idea of Jesus’s other-worldly resurrection power can’t be understated for as Robert Cargill, assistant professor of classi…
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There are three incredible verses in only one book in the bible that list something absolutely out of a horror film, and we are covering it in today's episode! Check out today's story of The Walking Dead - Saints and Zombies. Sources: 1. The Bible 2. “When Zombies Roamed the Streets of Jerusalem” by Tim Thornborough 3. “What happened to the resurre…
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Today we’re talking Wonders and Werewolves when we discuss the fascinating story of our [BLEEP], the famous, and the infamous Nebuchadnezzar. Is there any historical evidence to support the Bible's claim of lycanthropy and it's effects on this very real character from history? Tune in to find out! Sources: 1. The Bible 2. “The Greatest Biblical Vil…
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Demons - creepy, weird, scary, and always fascinating, and today in Bad [BLEEPS] of the Bible we're looking at the more interesting of the Bible’s Demons: Legion, for we are many. Check it out! Sources: 1. Mark 5 – The Bible 2. “Legion” from Wikipedia 3. “My Name is Legion for We Are Many” from gospelstudy.us Be sure to send your burning Bible ques…
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We're taking on the original Bad [BLEEP] Eve! We'll also be covering some of the creation story as well as walking snakes and unique theories and mysteries. Don't miss it! Sources: 1. Genesis 1-3 – The Bible 2. “Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden – Bible Story” – biblestudytools.com 3. “Five Things You May Not Know About Eve” by Philip Robinson and…
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A biblical ghost story! Heck yes! Check out this week's episode that has ghosts, armies, kings, and witches. Who knew the Bible could be so Halloweeny. Sources: 1. 1 Samuel 28, 31 – The Bible 2. “Witch of Endor” – The Brooklyn Museum 3. “The Witch of Endor” – amazingfacts.com Be sure to send your burning Bible questions and church trauma stories to…
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From Michael Satchell, “From Lady Macbeth to Lizzie Borden, among history's most famous female villains, fictional or real, the pagan queen of Kings 1 and 2 still rules as [possibly] the most wicked and enduring of them all." Tune in to this week's incredible [BLEEP], femme fatale, and inspiration for this whole podcast: Jezebel. Sources: 1. 1 and …
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Lazarus -- ever heard of him? His name is synonymous with resurrection, with being brought back from the dead, but did you know that this name came from a story in la Biblia? Tune in to hear this week's Bad [BLEEPS] story and how it inspired the now super-famous word we still use today! Sources: 1. The Bible – John 11 2. “Lazarus – Biblical Figure”…
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Today, Bad [BLEEPS] of the Bible is covering the first recorded murder in Bible history: the story of Cain and Abel. Find out what drove Cain to murder. Was it really his fault or could there be something more nefarious lurking under the surface of this famous story? Sources: 1. The Bible – Genesis 4 2. “Cain and Able,” “Cain” – Wikipedia 3. “A Sum…
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We have our first non-human [BLEEP]. Everyone say hello to Ms. Jericho: the fabled city who fell at the hands of the Israelites on their way to Canaan in the most unique way. This tale has it all! History, magical books, interesting people, and one fun story! Sources: 1. Joshua & The Battle of Jericho from VeggieTales 2. Joshua 6:1-27 from the Bibl…
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Our Bad [BLEEP] this week is famous for her cunning, her understanding, and her incredible ability to read the situation and act accordingly ultimately saving her and her entire family from utter destruction! Tune in and get your scarlet cords. Sources: 1. Joshua 2; Joshua 6:25 from the Bible 2. “Rahab: Bible” by Tikva Frymer-Kensky 3. “Rahab” from…
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