This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive those pesky nightmares and Jackie Kashian returns to share her nightmare of falling ill in Bakersfield. Get extended episodes on Patreon! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the potentially deadly prank of swatting and Blaine Capatch returns to share his experience being a part of a prank show! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive someone deceiving you and Chris Grace is back to share a story about surviving a time that he was doing the deceiving. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being fired from your job and Brandie Posey returns to share the time she put out a fire near a dry forest. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Dead Butt Syndrome and Alex Alexander returns to share her experience with getting set up on a blind date. Find extended episodes on Patreon! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the dangers of high cholesterol and Hugh Fink joins us to share some stories from the times he attended the Indiana State Fair growing up. Listen to extended episodes on Patreon! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell…

This week Danielle and Kristine dive back into surviving Earthquakes and Brendan Smith joins us to share his experience with the 1994 Northridge Earthquake. Listen to extended episodes on Patreon! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive your first time getting high on marijuana and Jamie Kaler joins us to share his experiences with a bully in his Freshman year of high school. Listen to extended episodes on Patreon! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-s…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an electric eel and Mike Henry returns to share an exciting encounter with a very special board game player. Join our Patreon for extended episodes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a happy hour and Murray Valeriano is back to share a story about a Christmas Eve happy hour that didn't turn out well. Listen to the extended version on Patreon! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a cruise ship and Jen Kober joins us to share a story about taking her mother along for the ride when she worked on a gay cruise. Join our Patreon for extended episodes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive sepsis and talk about all sorts of stuff including the Kris' new houseguest! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Anaphylactic Shock and we are joined by Tammy Golden to hear about her shocking experiences with some terrible landlords. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the effects of a traumatic childhood and Dannah Phirman joins us to share her own experience with trauma and turning it into a TV pilot. Join our Patreon for Extended Episodes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-m…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive middle age and Steve Szlaga joins us to talk about growing up as a middle child. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We are off this week so no new episode but we will be back next week with a brand new How To Survive! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're on vacation this week so please enjoy an extended version of a classic How To Survive! Get every episode extended by joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/podcasthowtosurvive! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Genital Herpes and Becky Feldman joins us to share her own experience with issues in the nether regions. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a hostile foreign invasion and Ashleigh Hairston joins us to share her experience visiting Windsor Castle! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive getting hit by a train and DeAnne Smith joins us to share a time that they lived in Mexico and were kicked out of their home! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive spontaneous combustion plus the gang discusses weekend plans, TV, and Covid! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a few dumb ways you can be killed and Pamela Murphy joins us to share her experience surviving breast cancer. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a skull fracture and Matt Knudsen joins us to share a story about a messed up situation he got into in the wilds of Mobile, Alabama. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive getting caught up in a police chase. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive suffering from Obsessive Love Disorder and Jimmy Pardo returns to share some stories of his childhood sports adventures. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a hostile work place and Sierra Katow joins us to share some experiences with accommodations while traveling in Europe. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive becoming a prisoner of war and Samara Bay joins us to share a story about losing her voice in the middle of an acting conservatory. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a custody dispute and Stephanie Escajeda joins us to share her harrowing story of being held in custody. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a traumatic brain injury and Eve Sturges joins us to share her experience with a life changing family secret. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine are guest free while learning how to survive a child who wants to cook Sea Urchin and the threat of a biological or chemical attack! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine lean how to survive a charging bull and Kulap Vilaysack joins us to share a time she got caught up in a scam to get free stuff from work. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Kris is on vacation so we're giving ya'll a little peek at the fun bonus episodes you get when you are part of the How To Survive Patreon! Betsy Stover joins us for some Palomas and fun! Get the extended version of this monthly bonus episode and our extended versions of our weekly episodes when you join! See Privacy Policy at https://art1…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the bite of a venomous snake and Chris Fairbanks joins us to share the time someone's ex boyfriend showed up in his house! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.…

Director Thom Harp joins Danielle and Kristine to share a dad fail during his family's whitewater rapids vacation. And Kristine schools the gang on the hellish fate at the bottom of your Hydro-flask. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the threat of a kangaroo and Anne Gregory joins us to share a time she had problems down below at the happiest place on earth. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the attack of an aggressive dog and Fielding Edlow joins us to share her experience with her daughter's school. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn...uh...more about surviving poisonous plants and Wayne Federman joins us to share his experiences growing up in Plantation, Florida. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the dangers of a flash flood and Bridger Winegar joins us to share his story of being falsely accused of a crime. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive people who compulsively lie and Kira Soltanovich joins us to share a time she got caught lying to her father. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the effects of Cat Scratch Fever, and Annie Sertich shares a catering tale for the ages. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the first months after giving birth and Zainab Johnson joins us to share her experience performing in Memphis for the first time. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.…

It's an HTS sick day and that means you get another extended episode of a classic How To Survive. This week we learn about fire ants and Paul F. Tompkins shares his experience getting fired. Want more extended episodes? Find us on Patreon! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-…

Danielle and Kristine learn How to Survive being sucked into a whirlpool. Emily from The Residuals podcast discusses her sucky neighbors. Resources on whirlpools Old Sow Corryvreckan Naruto Whirlpool survival story Please leave us a review! Check out our Patreon We got merch Our newsletter is fun, we promise Instagram Twitter Facebook See Privacy P…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a dangerous sandstorm and Stefanie Wilder-Taylor joins us to share her experience being fired from a writing job. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the bite of a most unfriendliest insect and Matt Gourley joins us to share the time he was voted his school's Friendliest Freshman. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive too much marijuana and Lara Everly joins us to talk about a harrowing trip when she decided to go green. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the all too common kitchen injury and we're joined by Paula Poundstone to hear about her experiences as a waitress in Orlando! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the sting of a scorpion and Kim Griffin joins us to share a time she got a terrible injury in the middle of a show! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week the gang are off for Thanksgiving but here is an extended version of a classic HTS! Danielle and Kristine learn that bears prefer a proper introduction and talk about dealing with overbearing people. Get extended editions of all of our episodes with your Patreon membership! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pr…

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive "Phroggers" secretly living in your house, and Stephanie Courtney shares a story of a disastrous moment on stage. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.