The ladies discuss transgenders in the military, Candice has thoughts about "Girl's Trip", Kory invents his own meanings for words, Brenda doesn't use words for long periods of time and old people won't have air conditioning when Candice becomes president. patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter facebook.com/c…

The ladies discuss autism/albinism, are black people mad at GoT? Does Kory have a lisp? Is Brenda retarded? Does Candice need your opinion on her stand-up on the first date? So much more in this informative episode... patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy @kaz1music: Twitte…

The ladies discuss Rob Kardashian's sock business, dates who hold hands too long, R. Kelly sex cult/guys who date children, ego death and pandas who lie about being pregnant. patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy @kaz1music: Twitter…

The ladies discuss wave pool diseases, Brenda's mom's below-ground above-ground pool, Tetris relaxes your colon, Candice kills a black widow, hogs will kill you before gorillas. patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy @kaz1music: Twitter…

The ladies discuss going skydiving, the origins of Hitler's mustache, Bigfoot might be a retarded giant and a comprehensive breakdown of disease by race patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy @kaz1music: Twitter

The ladies discuss Brenda's most paranoid moment involving ghetto birds, fake nipples, Halle Berry has a blue dog bed and Catwoman was trash patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy @kaz1music: Twitter BOUQUETINABOX.COM - use promo code "offarious" and receive 15% off! Free sh…

Brenda has a knack for sound effects, Candice was almost named Edelweiss, Brenda doesn't have a middle name, Tiger Woods looks awful

Brenda goes to Koreatown, psychics with tiny hands, Candice is a good friend, Harambe: one year after his sacrifice, poinsettias are dumb patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy @kaz1music: Twitter

The ladies discuss the definition of "smart", the fast is working for Candice, and some lies don't hurt people. And the seal. The Seal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaGMkgbNiBM Mike Denison (Bea Arthur art): @mikd33 - Twitter patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter target="_blank">facebook.com/candicethomps…

The ladies discuss the tattoos they chose for each other, reincarnation and which Peanuts character was gay. patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy @kaz1music: Twitter BOUQUETINABOX.COM - use promo code "offarious" and receive 15% off! Free shipping if ordered before 12 pm P…

Heated furniture talk, the etymology of "thot", a new sound effect steals the show and takes podcasting to heights never reached before... WEBSITE: patreon.com/creepycaress INSTAGRAM: @brendacolonna SNAPCHAT: @jokesbycandice INSTAGRAM: @jokesbycandice TWITTER: @jokesbycandice FACEBOOK: facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy TWITTER: @kaz1music BOUQUETI…

The ladies discuss the Mafia, ego, Aaron Hernandez and Candice does a great Howard Dean scream

Because we never resolved that during the show. Also the ladies discuss lighting farts, a bootleg Donut Time, giraffe babies and the new guy has white stuff on his face. FEATURED LINKS WEBSITE: http://patreon.com/creepycaress INSTAGRAM: @brendacolonna SNAPCHAT: @jokesbycandice TWITTER: @jokesbycandice INSTAGRAM: @jokesbycandice FACEBOOK: http://fac…

The ladies discuss women who stay married to gay men, whether sex with socks on is a turn-off, fatback, government cheese, and spiders Hey! Go to BouquetInABox.com and get 15% off when you use promo code "offarious"! Mother's Day! Free Shipping! Locally Grown! Thanks for your support Featured Links WEBSITE: patreon.com/creepycaress INSTAGRAM: @bren…

The ladies discuss Candice's birthday party, Brenda's divorce and pancakes take another life. WEBSITE: www.patreon.com/creepycaress INSTAGRAM: @brendacolonna INSTAGRAM: @jokesbycandice SNAPCHAT: @jokesbycandice TWITTER: @jokesbycandice FACEBOOK: facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy TWITTER: @kaz1music

Brenda and Candice discuss body shaming, Chuck Berry leaves a awful legacy and Just Titties coming to a convenience store near you Feature Links Website: patreon.com/creepycaress Instagram: Brenda's IG: @brendacolonna Social: Candice's IG, Snapchat, Twitter: @jokesbycandice Facebook: www.facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy Twitter: @kaz1music on Twi…

The ladies discuss the passing of a legend, the Kinsey Test, goldfish prosthetics – stick around until the very end for the Kinsey results!

Brenda & Candice welcome a new guy, Candice mourns her Tonight Show Uggs and her lunch, Brenda's finger causes eternal shame and they discuss Donut Time's transition.

Brenda and Candice discuss Rachel Dolezal and how she might be homeless as well as the trans boy who won a girls wrestling tournament.

Brenda and Candice discuss Lent, Candice's appearance on Harry, and the recent mysterious death at the Magic Castle in Hollywood.

Brenda and Candice discuss race as a social construct.

Candice and Brenda discuss the former's appearance on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. The "ins and outs" of Facebook unfriending. And a recent study of being judged on a first date because of a cracked phone screen.

Brenda and Candice discuss the death of Tilly the whale and the entire country that trolls people.

Brenda and Candice discuss crappy Eric Roberts tv movies and whether we can laugh at Trump.

Brenda and Candice discuss Christmas 2016.

Brenda and Candice discuss the odd bestiality laws in the US and abroad as well as the most infamous peg-legged gold digger in history. Featured Links Creepy Caress – Patreon Creepy Caress – Facebook

Brenda and Candice discuss president-elect Trump and then move on to a horror story about an ex and then discuss the apps to track down McRibs.

Brenda and Candice discuss survival of the zombie apocalypse and the brutality of a curved penis.

Brenda and Candice discuss the ins and outs of Colonics and cannibalism.

The Madea marathon that failed and celebrity costume fails.

Brenda and Candice discuss arthritis, who the hell still sees R. Kelly concerts, and the just launched Soylent meal bars which have not gone well.

The election in general and the second debate, in particular, is driving everyone insane plus the mechanics of mangina.

Brenda and Candice discuss trying out eHarmony, the women charged with running a fight club for babies, and the British man who ate his wife's placenta.

Candice and Brenda discuss the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie tragedy, Tyler Perry's terrible movies, and a strange run in with an Orthodox Jewish teenager. Featured Links Creepy Caress – Patreon Creepy Caress – Facebook

Candice and Brenda discuss their favorite Golden Girl and breaking up with toxic friends. Featured Links Patreon Creepy Caress – Facebook

Brenda and Candice open Elio's gifts and discuss how Hillary might be a mannequin.

Brenda and Candice discuss the return of Candice's stalker and Mariah Carey's complete mess of a sister.

Candice and Brenda discuss the new movie Don't Breathe, the latest sexting scandal with Anthony "Carlos Danger" Weiner, and ITT Tech "schools" are finished. Featured Links Creepy Caress – Patreon Creepy Caress – Facebook

After a two week hiatus, Brenda and Candice briefly update the Olympics that nobody cares about, the disturbing news about Nate Parker, and Kanye's indescribably bad french fry poem.

Brenda and Candice discuss the return of Zika, the Olympics in Brazil which no one cares about, and various disturbing movies. Featured Links Patreon Creepy Caress – Facebook

Brenda and Candice discuss virtual reality porn and what it will do to society, the new charcoal infused hot dog from Ikea, and a poop themed restaurant that is opening in Toronto. Featured Links Patreon Creepy Caress – Facebook

Candice and Brenda discuss the new Ghostbusters movie and the drama that has ensued, whether Barbara Walters is still on 60 minutes, and the massive amount of hate for Uncle Joe from Willy Wonka.

Brenda and Candice talk about the BLM letter writing campaign Candice attended recently, review the documentary "Tickled", and how Mike Tyson probably wasn't guilty of wape. Featured Links Patreon Creepy Caress – Facebook

Brenda and Candice discuss Tim Burton's filmography and Brenda's hatred for Grandpa Joe is revealed, another story of a female teacher having sex with a student leads to a discussion of balls dropping, and celebrities who destroyed their faces are analyzed. Featured Links Creepy Caress – Patreon Creepy Caress – Facebook…

Brenda and Candice discuss the new documentary on tickle fetishists, Candice volunteered for a booth at Politicon, and the center of all things sketchy in Hollywood has closed. Featured Links Creepy Caress – Patreon Creepy Caress – Facebook

Candice and Brenda discuss the time Brenda accidentally got tequila in Candice's eye, the midnight showing of Purple Rain they attended, and Omar Mateen's gay lover.

Branda and Candice discuss the pros and cons of selling your eggs, whether Deepak Chopra is full of shit, and the "doctor" who sold dirt as a cure for cancer. Featured Links Creepy Caress – Patreon Creepy Caress – Facebook

Brenda and Candice discuss zoo security, the famous baby who fell in the well in the 80's, and Bluetooth tampons. Featured Links Creepy Caress – Patreon Creepy Caress – Facebook

Brenda and Candice discuss the disturbing Bias Response Teams on college campuses and give an update on Buff Correll.

Brenda and Candice discuss party poopers, Beyonce, and recent Periscope nastiness. Derek apologizes to Candice's sister Danielle for false advertisement.