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Call An Adult is an ode to the phenomenal teen television hit Pretty Little Liars, hosted by writers/comedians Ashley Apap and Hayley Tantau. Each episode they'll re-visit the beloved town of Rosewood and it's hot inhabitants, recapping the bizarre plotlines, commenting on the intense fashion choices, and celebrating their love for PLL.
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In order to recap the harrowing backdoor pilot extravaganza of season 4 off PLL "Grave New World", Ashley and Hayley call on pod pal Ally Sheehan to celebrate the one who Alison Fears Most (sharting - that's what she fears most, of course). In this eyeaster egg filled ep, one must celebrate the flombo that is Emria, and we beg that Ally's Uber driv…
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Ash & Hayley recap PLL season 4 episode 12 "Now You See Me, Now You Don't", but they're not alone - D(A)LE himself is back to enlighten the girlies on how a man watches PLL (finally), the refraid "come along little dawgy" makes its return and the culture celebrates all things Marcia Clark (oh, and a pretty big "A" reveal happens in the actual episo…
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"A" himself is back on the pod after YEARS of his absence - that’s right, D(A)LE IS BACK! Absolutely thrilled to have Hayley’s partner/Ashley’s pal, the three silly billies are overjoyed to be recapping PLL’s season 4 episode 11 (with the most iconic episode title of all time) "Bring Down the Hoe". This episode features some iconic fish references …
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While recapping season 4 episode 10 of PLL "The Mirror Has Three Faces", Hayley and Ashley celebrate the scene that can only be described as a Law & Order moment (and of course, they celebrate via the art of singing in unison). They also embrace the creepy goings on of Jessica Di Laurentis and her handmade tight sweater, while being star struck by …
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In this episode, Ashley & Hayley recap season 4 episode 9 of PLL “Into The Deep” while infected by the spirit of Hayley’s new creation: GAGGU. They also realise Spencer has a cuck/Twilight chair, mark any unnamed location the Rosewood (Darren) Wilden-ness and celebrate Ashley Marin and her ankle monitor!!!! Million Dollar Bailby!!!!!!!!!!! You can …
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Thanks to ANOTHER coffee fuelled mania, Ashley and Hayley recap PLL season 4 episode 8 “The Guilty Girl's Handbook” with ENERGY. They discover the importance of a glossy lip when confessing to a crime, and they unlock a new level of Andrew Cunanan in the RCGCU (Rosewood Cinema-Going Cinematic Universe) that places sequels on top. You can also WATCH…
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In a coffee fuelled mania, Ashley and Hayley WHIZ through recapping PLL season 4 episode 7 “Crash and Burn, Girl!” and discover the wonder of BIG TRUBBA!!!!! They also celebrate the hard rock era of Barchburky and mourn the stability of Pam Fields’ existence. You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https…
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While recapping PLL season 4 episode 6 “Under The Gun”, Hayley and Ashley uncover the king of the Rosewood performance scene: Open Mike Montgomery. Also, they decide A is not only Dale, but A is also Geppetto. And they beg Aria to actual write something for once in her DAMN LIFE. You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult Y…
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Please enjoy a special sneak peek at our Patreon feed with this ridiculous episode from Tier 2 "TOBURKY WANT MORE" where Ashley and Hayley read some WILD Pretty Little Liars fan fiction. From the Patreon Feed: We went onto the depths of the internet to find some some SMUT to deliver to you. We were honestly shocked with just how raunchy these got s…
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In this chaotic recap of an equally chaotic PLL episode (season 4 episode 5 “Gamma, Zeta, Die!) Ashley and Hayley celebrate the iconic ARIA TIE SKIRT and ELLA’S BEES (in her damn bonnet). They also extend the already unnecessarily dense Call An Adult lore/canon/Andrew Cunanan, by dubbing their fave King Bywrong Fish Lips The Nutty Professor MontCUM…
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The Pretty Little Liars Summer School SEASON FINALE is finally here and Ashley and Hayley are THRILLED!!!!!!!!!! This episode celebrates Messy Wessy, begs you to not be a goon, and revels in all the mama moments (minus Mouse's mums, of course, who have seemingly abandoned their child for the damn Disney Cruise Life). ELATED about the things they pr…
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With only 1 episode left of Pretty Little Liars: Summer School, Ashley and Hayley are ON EDGE trying to figure out who in the HECK is mucking about in Millwood. As they recap "Chapter Seventeen: The Bogeyman", Ashley is super suss on Messy Wessy and Hayley asks "is there a Mr. Orpheum?" They also unpack their many theories, get ready to get reck'd …
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With only 2 episodes left till PLL Summer School is DONEZO, Ash and Hayley are losing their minds at so much in this recap of episode 6 "Chapter Sixteen: Hell House". They are celebrating the pride themed episode and all the HOT HOTTIES throughout Millwood, questioning WHERE IS LOLA and remember some absolutely GACKED Aussie ads they grew up with. …
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Ashley and Hayley are OVERWHELMED with how juicy Pretty Little Liars: Summer School episode 5 "Friday The 13th" is!!! In this recap episode, they decide that Dr. Sullivanussy is the Summer School equivalent of King Byrong Fish Lips Montgomery (compliment), continue to conspire about who in the HELL HOUSE Lady Rose Waters could be and get obsessive …
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The Pretty Little Liars Summer School recap episodes are officially HALF WAY with this, one of the most in-depth pieces of investigative journalism about the horrible happenings in Millwood you'll ever find!!! Ashley and Hayley dive DEEP into potential mid-season motives of everyone they're suspicious of, pink vs stink, and of course the DEVILS DOU…
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In this Itaiano Helliano of an episode, Hayley and Ashley step into the animatronic world of Rose E Ricotta as they recap episode 3 "Chapter Thirteen: Sweet Sixteen" of PLL Summer School. As always they salute the mums of the PLL-iverse, spill some SECRET hot goss, for some reason go through every Pizza Roll in existence (no one asked for this) and…
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It's time to crack open a can-of-beans-style soda and get your tatas out on the roof of a municipal building, because Ashley and Hayley are recapping episode 2 of PLL Summer School "Summer Lovin'". They decide that Jen is the Summer School equivalent of Detective Holbrook (sexy can I, more like sexy DID I), become Sandy Big Boob stans and release t…
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We disrupt our regular recap schedule to bring your some JOURNALISM, because the new season of the Pretty Little Liars spinoff series is BACK with season 2, Summer School! In this episode, Ashley and Hayley recap episode 1, "Spookyspaghetti.com" and decide that Archie Waters is now and forever known as Arch Support. They also praise the criminal ju…
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While recapping season 4 episode 4 of PLL "Face Time" Ashley and Hayley celebrate the existence of literal FaceTime (and laptops!) They also comment on the Hastings' Girls' Communal Coats (giving Sister AND Mother) and lose their minds over one of the biggest flops in Hanna Marin history (both tactically and fashion wise). You can also WATCH our re…
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While recapping season 4 episode 3 of PLL "Cat's Cradle", Hayley dubs Ash's gastroenterological woes as her "body be bubblin', as well as naming the mask man's manor as "Hector's House of Wax." And the line of the episode from Queen Ashley Marin makes absolutely everyone crave a chicken satay on a Sunday arvo. You can also WATCH this episode on the…
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While recapping season 4 episode 2 of PLL, "Turn of The Shoe", Hayley and Ashley can't help but compare Emily's shoulder to the horrific accident with Janet in Mexico on the Real Housewives of Melbourne. They also muse at the unfamiliarity of summer camp culture, and we officially enter the TIPPI ERA (insert Tippi's haunting phone song). You can al…
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ANNOUNCEMENT ALERT! That's right, Call An Adult is now on Patreon! Welcome to our Dollhouse! Enjoy this mini-episode that breaks down the 3 tiers in our lovely new Patreon (welcome, Dolls 💋) and how excited we are to be here! You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An…
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Hayley and Ash are back and as excited as ever to launch into recapping season 4 of PLL with the season premiere, "A is for A-l-i-v-e"! They agonise over whether a city or ceiling is better at holding the proverbial "us" , shake their heads over the impossibly ignored plot holes surrounding Marion Cavanaugh's demise and can't help but notice that T…
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At last, Ashley and Hayley have reached the long awaited PLL SEASON 3 FINALE!!!!!!! What better way to celebrate this milestone than having everyone's favourite guest, YouTuber, influencer and PLL Conspiracy Theorist Ally Sheehan! The girls go to Shauna Corner (and question why she's EVERYWHERE), enjoy the addition of planes (along with trains and …
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As they recap the penultimate episode of season 3 of PLL "I'm Your Puppet", Hayley coins the phrase "Uncle Dad Jaime" and Ashley goes on a Pudding Induced Riff (we adore and respect Thee Boisterous Buffoon). There is also an announcement of a SPECIAL GUEST on the next CAA ep, and we are once again, regretfully at a Rosewood Carnival. You can also W…
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As they recap season 3 episode 22 of PLL "Will The Circle Be Unbroken", Ashley and Hayley create a new acronym to describe Mona's diabolical servitude (see title of ep, you little rascals!). They also delve deep into Eddo McLamb at El Raddo and go OFF on Principal HACK. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://w…
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As they re-watch season 3 episode 21 of PLL "Out of Sight, Out of Mind", Hayley and Ashley question at which point Emily started ranking her favourite bikers (Toburky is ranked first, of course), they revel in Spenny's "BITTER LAUGHTER" and put aside hat watch for FISH WATCH (say fish watch 3 times as fast as you can and you may reach enlightenment…
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While recapping season 3 episode 20 of PLL "Hot Water", Ashley and Hayley say Happy New Year (I think?). In this ep, it's all about boat pics (not dick pics), the bitches be bingin' and drinking coffee is NOT a crime! You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? …
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As they recap season 3 episode 19 "What Becomes of the Broken Hearted", Hayley and Ashley imagine a world where Dale is A and Hayley is President (power couple alert). They also beg for the PLL girlies to do more explanation when sending out an S.O.S text, and learn a new phrase from Wren. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTub…
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While recapping season 3 episode 18 of PLL "Dead To Me" Hayley and Ashley ironically create the ship Waria, scold Spencer for disrespecting the dead and praise all Florists, Florence's and Machines. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollh…
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While recapping season 3 episode 17 "Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Inferno", Ashley and Hayley welcome a much anticipated moment with the titular Durag Toby flashback, and continue to expand the CAALU (Call An Adult Linguistic Universe) by birthing Durag ToBOYky. They also welcome the Byrong redemption arc and can't help but notice that Wilden be…
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As they recap season 3 episode 16 of PLL "Misery Loves Company", Hayley and Ashley stumble into yet another iconic famous birthday, but this time with a star they know and love?! They also theorise that Big Lasagne is running the streets of Rosewood, and realise that are simply too many gates, but not enough locks. You can also WATCH this episode o…
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While recapping PLL season 3 episode 15, Hayley and Ashley make an official call to action to GET CHAD LOWE ON CALL AN ADULT!!! Ashley also accidentally says "locust did the 'splosion" and Hayley begs for an episode title (which, of course, was granted!) You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@…
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While revisiting season 3 episode 14 of PLL "She's Better Now", Hayley and Ashley discover that he want fug = she hear noise, they pitch a spin-off revolving around Grandma Marin, Cousin Heshie and teaching legend Mrs. Grizzuti and decide that it's just so obvious: Ezra be farting. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channe…
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In a cheeky follow up to the iconique Halloween Train episode, Ashley and Hayley discuss the insanity of that dang train in further detail, beg Melbourne listeners to show themselves and read out listeners PLL inspired Halloween costume ideas! You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult…
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After seasons of anticipation, Ashley and Hayley have FINALLY boarded the titular HALLOWEEN TRAIN with their incredible guest, comedian/writer/angel Taylor Griffiths! They squeal at Garrett's spooning corpse, shake their head at the spooky little girl B plot and prepare for the next chapter of PLL herstory as the iconic hand-out-the-ground moment i…
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While recapping the INTENSE mid season finale for season 3 of PLL "The Lady Killer", Ashley and Hayley are giddy about a very montage-esque virginity losing scene for Spoburky. Also, EMILY ESCAHPAY, Toburky run around corner and the girls decide A is for Admin. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtub…
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As they recap season 3 episode 11 of PLL "Single Freight Female" Hayley and Ashley shake their dang heads at the cruelty of Alison Flop Di Laurentis and at Aria breaking into a school that she does not attend. Although there's a lot of incredulousness in this episode, the girls also cheer for #SnakeGate and are THRILLED to be in THE Computer Lab. Y…
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As they recap season 3 episode 10 of PLL, Ashley and Hayley question the validity of Ella Kyle Richards Montgomery having a full on charcuterie board meal on a fold out school desk (with full support). They also froth over Spencer getting a goofy email and go tsk tsk at Paige who loves to waste food and litter! You can also WATCH this episode on th…
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While recapping season 3 episode 9 of PLL, Ashley and Hayley can't quite look past the biggest thing riling them up throughout - the completely unrealistic university admissions insanity that ensues between Spencer, CeCe and some random named Steven???? Also, Ashley coins using the phrase "breaking the fourth wall" for something ELSE and this ep is…
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Picking up recording after a while on mic, Ashley and Hayley are stumbling back into Rosewood joyfully with season 3 episode 8 of Pretty Little Liars, "Stolen Kiss". There's a heinous and important Hat Watch moment, Emily being deemed The Boatest of All Time and they dare to ask "who's starting the salad?" You can also WATCH this episode on the Cal…
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While re-capping PLL season 3 episode 7 "Crazy", Hayley and Ashley revel in Ella Kyle Richards' Montgomery's Putting Out for Pastry era, compare Mona to the Joker and get excited to yell "go to sleep, fork sl*t!" Also (as always) Wilden be wildin'. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAn…
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After an unexpectedly lengthy hiatus, Ashley and Hayley are BACK with a catch up to explain where in the HELL they've been! They look back on the year so far, praise EOFY and reveal that new episodes of Call An Adult will be released fortnightly. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAd…
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While watching season 3 episode 6 of PLL "The Remains of A", Ashley and Hayley feel incredibly conflicted by Ezra for once - he is displayed in a very uncomfortable (and expensive) film camera photoshoot with his underage girlfriend (while wearing a robe????) but later he is hot and we simply CANNOT deny it! Also, very importantly, the sole laboure…
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While re-watching season 3 episode 5 of PLL (Pretty Little Liars, or Please, Lets Learn) "That Girl Is Poison", Ashley and Hayley are pleased to attend Jenna's Hat Party along with multiple Hat Watch participants amongst Rosewood. They discuss the cultural chokehold of Bang On The Door and absolutely thrash Lucas' newest musical release, inspired b…
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While re-watching PLL season 3 episode 4 "Birds of a Feather", Hayley and Ashley welcome Hanna into her flop era. They also celebrate any and all co-stars who share on set birthdays, and can't help but notice many recent character haircuts - but most importantly, icon Ashley Marin has a wine with Ella Kyle Richards Montgomery who is not just a Rose…
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In the season 3 episode 3 "Kingdom of the Blind" recap, Ashley and Hayley simply cannot with Lucas and his creepiness. They also ship the parallel universe version of Ella and Ezra (and the PLL universe version, it's still better than the grooming Aria storyline), and Ash does a poo mid recording. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adul…
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As they unpack PLL season 3 episode 2 "Blood Is The New Black", Ashley and Hayley spit absolute hate to the monster that is Alison Di Laurentis. They also reveal Veronica Hastings' bad bitch alter ego( Victoria Slay-stings), question the big cracks in American public bathrooms and FINALLY categorise all the PLL family homes into Hogwarts-esque hous…
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Ashley and Hayley are BACK recapping the season 3 premiere of Pretty Little Liars, "It Happened That Night". They recall how bird print really was IT in 2012, revel in the Haleb hotties and their Dong Po, and excitedly discover Mona es-ca-pe and TOBURKY IN TOWEL. You can also WATCH this episode on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.yout…
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While recapping the season 2 finale "unmAsked", Ashley and Hayley are joined by special guest and Call An Adult favourite Ally Sheehan! They squeal together over the first ever 'A' reveal, revisiting Ally's old fan theory blog, stumble over the phrase "sweater set" and fight mercilessly over King Byron and his icon status. Also, Hayley invents "hap…
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