Hate Boner is a weekly podcast featuring Victor Polanco, a stereotypical neurotic creative type with a lisp and his best friend Buddy Hoyt, a really thoughtful piece of shit. It's fun, its honest, its gnarly, its humorous, and it's filled with decent life advice. Go fuck yourself and find us on the iTunes Podcast page: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/hate-boner/id1116333233?mt=2 Follow us on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/h8boner/
…
continue reading
A podcast about video games, entertainment, current events and more with your hosts Zemiah Phrance and Austin Salvadore. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/constructive-cynicism/support
…
continue reading
Get Wood is a weekly audio diary from your pal - comedian Jess Wood - Born to Hippies, Raised by Gangs GET WOOD is funny, deep, and positive, even if Jess uses the f word a lot; Her personal stories mixed with humor+ authenticity & brings Jess' audience laughs as well as a rando movie/show review pushed in. Get Wood is your pal Jess and that means always a good time and yes, she's quite EXPLICIT xoxo
…
continue reading
bonjour boners started this weeks show with a review of a documentary I gotta take the sexual harrassment test at work some kid poked my bag on the subway "that comedian" and more silliness to keep you entertained during this wild ass week share with your people thanks xoxo Jess
…
continue reading
Bonjour boners, another fun and fantastic show this week! genexers need a dating app get your puswah in order the ghost of mama el and more to keep ya laughing xox Jess
…
continue reading
bonjour, boners! whatta fun show this week: misspelled tattoos secret weed spots trendy pork buns and more silliness to spice up your life!
…
continue reading
bonjour boners, today's show is filled with tears: talkin' about family & being raised gen-x, plus some looks into no-no-no-torious lyrics, and death...lotsa death I'm feelin my feels and it feels right love yall, Jess
…
continue reading
bonjour, boners! thanks to everyone who gave their fantastic reviews and to those who didn't underrstand the assignment...hilarious. on this weeks episode I'm telling a couple of subway stories, a few comedy shoow quickies, and some south mouth healthcare hints...plus a buncha silly shiz in between. share with your pals thanks xoxo jess…
…
continue reading
Bonjour Boners, Another fun silly and informative show this week I'm all oiled up like I work for the Piddler Amerikkka needs to apologize Janes Addiction Shows Russian Doctors Gentle Hands and more wildness to distract you from all the madness thanks for the 5 stars and great reviews xoxox Jess
…
continue reading
Bonjour Boners! whatta fun show today: Talkin About Words Streamers aren't Streaming NYC Eavesdropping is Best Who, Knee? and more! Thanks for the 5 STARS & REVIEWS xoxoxo Jess
…
continue reading
hey boners, I know you're gonna LOVE todays show! I do go off a little on le tuah - I don't give into pandering - I might be a broke comedian - I can't wait for NYC Halloween Parade; MEOW - I love to see friends thriving Plus? Tittie shakes galore SHARE with 5 of your friends and tag me @getwood thanks for all your support xoxo Jess…
…
continue reading
bonjour, boners what a fun show today: Bubbles in the Hood Burning Man Party Jimmy & Bill and more! xoxo Jess
…
continue reading
hey boners, what fun it was today: The Warriors & other fav NYC films Say What You Want and watch... Cyclone Shut Down and more for your sweet earholes xoxo Jess
…
continue reading
Hey Boners, it's a short but sweet ep today: When ya know everyone's seen yer boobs Blackout Sex is tops... Loves ya mean it Share with yer pals, please and thank you xox Jess
…
continue reading
Hey Boners, what a fun show: Connor & the preroll Okay, Angelina Jolie What to Watch and more! share with 5 friends & tag me on IG @getwood
…
continue reading
Oh what's a lady to do when compared to Diamond Dave? Post t*ddies! Who Remembers BODEGA PORN? Robots. Olympics. and some other sillyness snuck in. Share with your friends xoxo Jess
…
continue reading
Hey Boners! fun show this week: I'm the next Dr Ruth, Facing the reality of you and the crowd...Emo Moving & more
…
continue reading
Hey B@ners! it's your new fitting nickname and I'm siked for us.... This weeks topics: Sticky Mikes NYC Brats Doc Manic Haircuts an some other silliness to make ya giggle xo Jess
…
continue reading
Whew whatta week, babies! I am beyond sad that we lost RIP Dr Ruth (I'll take over from here) RIP Richard Simmons "GARY!" & The Cratfs own Shannon D NYC Robberies ala LA What do High Schoolers think of you and some more giggle-inducing stories Share with yer friends thanks bubus See You Next Tuesday xoxo Jess…
…
continue reading
oh whatta gas today's show was! I chatted about: Fourth of FOOL-I, Rasta DVF Doc Talkin' to yourself and what the f it means...plus more! xox Jess
…
continue reading
what an amazing show today! Hello Dali with mama El My Dad is a Duck Homelessness is NOT A CRIME and more goodies to think and giggle on Be good to yourself & others See Ya Next Tuesday xoxo Jess
…
continue reading
ahhhhh nuther week of madness to report on! fun times talkin about: Heat! Hacks! Hawk Tuah! and more to cool your jets - enjoy n share with yer pals ! thanks c u n ext tuesday xoxo Jess
…
continue reading
Hiya lovers, whatta FIN-tastic show today! I'm chattin about: Mermaid Parade! Gene Wilder! Subway Sitches! and lotsa fun stuffs in between! Get yourself a cool drink, sit back and enjoy the silliness of these true stories from my week...plus, as always, some self care shiz thrown in. loves ya xoxo jess…
…
continue reading
Hey lovers, how many eskimo siblings do you have? I keep finding out about more...we are wild. KARAOKE and gettin' it all out Storytelling show Brooklyn vs. BKLYN Movie Reviews: Colors of Evil Red and Tangerine next week I've compiled-and continue to collect-NYC SUBWAY STORIES see ya next Tuesday xoxo Jess be good to yourselves an each other…
…
continue reading
hey lovers, I'm back and better than ever- with a tell all adventure story from my time in Vieques, Puerto Rico Animals, Crackheads and the Tropics, Oh My! It's a fun ep, plus some good movie reviews thanks for always supporting and sendin loves xoxo backatchya Jess
…
continue reading
I'm applying makeup and telling my true stories about growing up in LA and 10th grade with the Crips. Then I talk about meeting a guy on the subway that resembled one of the guys from 10th grade...waking dream shiz... have you watched Dave Atell's special Hot Cross Buns? It's how comedy should be as far as I'm concerned. I'm also chatting about the…
…
continue reading
This week II'm freeballing it cuz I forgot my notebook, but yahoo is it loads of fun! I'm chatting about all things EGO Comedy tawk + my adoration n LOVE for Baby Reindeer ! Enjoy ad share with your pals xoxo Jess
…
continue reading
hey now say now pals, whatta fun one today: 420 celebrations past RIP Uncle H Open Mics R Weird and more silliness for your week enjoy it and share with your friends thanks ! xoxo Jess
…
continue reading
That's right folks I'm all in on her dating a younger dude and I'm chatting about it today...along with the yummy yum Lenny Kravitz and his leather pants work out...plus - reviews of: Road House and Glass and some silliness in between ! Enjoy it & share it with your pals xox Jess
…
continue reading
Hey lovers, whatta fun show today; Scariest Quake ever RIP DMX Create n Feel Great Quiet on Set an more for your cute earholes xox Jess
…
continue reading
NYC trains are no joke, but they are filled with characters...I fought one this week...plus "PUNCHED!" the tale of white girls and their phones, silliness and of course fun for the whole FRAM ly. Enjoy and lemme know what ya think Loves xoxo Jess
…
continue reading
Bonjour, my loves today's show is fun filled with topics: Generation Anxious Angry at Gratitude Puff-Puff-"ASS" and more to giggle at xox Jess
…
continue reading
I'm wearing ALL my clothes like my ancestors did, the dance, roller challenge-a 5-6-7-8! 40 seconds to tie up skates, and some rants about social diseases. #funnypodcast #funnylady #funnystories #southwest #nyc
…
continue reading
hey lovers, i'm back this week and on a big ole adventure! tales of ghosttown jerome, az : my pops props an spirit winding up at the e r after my makeout appointment and lotsa other goodies to make ya giggles thanks for all your loves and support xoxox jess
…
continue reading
What fun this week was-thanks for joining me!!! From un creative dick pics talk of a measles epidemic and comparing frozen scientists to art this episode has it all, babies
…
continue reading
I'm quoting a gentleman from the train for the title this week because I thought he made so much sense. I've also got some subway stories and a few movie suggestions and a few real dares regarding the 1900 and 90's trends...Kids the movie and Usher's halftime show are also brought up, so let's have some fun!! Missed the LIVE? See ya next week TUESD…
…
continue reading
Bonjour, muthafuckas a fun show today filled with goodies about love, loss, drugs and celebrating the lunar new year-maybe not quite in that order, but defiantly a great listen. I'd love it if you shared the show thanks xoxo Jess and happy v.d. from Mama El
…
continue reading
hey lovers, today's show was all loves... caretaking ourselves vs others rumblings of a ratchet hatchet reboot salacious subway stories and more !
…
continue reading
it's true, lovers...in the late 1900's in NYC I doned my skates and went all over the city...the show also has a few other funny n true stories including the feling I get when I wear my headphones so often. Listen. Laugh. Share with your pals xoxo Jess
…
continue reading
making tragedy funny is kinda my thing so I talk n talk n sometimes sing gen x references made in a sec spit takes happen you wont expect so share the show with your pals witches warlocks guys and gals everyone loves to laugh right I'd rather giggle than have a fight sending love to everyone of y'all an wherever you're at hope it's a ball xoxox Jes…
…
continue reading
Hey lovers, check out this hilarious romp through the 1900 and 90s sprinkled with spit take one liners, deep cut references and sexy cherry accesories! Pull your buckt hat on, slide into your boyfriend jeans and let's get crack-a-lackin Love you. Mean it. Hoe Spin Forever xoxo Jess
…
continue reading
hey lovers, whatta fun time was had on the show today: Golden Globe Jokes Russian Mob Dryer Mommie n Me Pole Dancin' and more !! listen laugh share xoxo Jess
…
continue reading
Merry New Year, loves ! Twas a thrill and a joy sharing my stories with you this week: please enjoy the fun.... NYE SUBWAY BUNNY NYE Accomplishments NYE Make Outs vs Fireworks a few birthday stories and lotsa fun xo Jess
…
continue reading
bonjour, muthafuckas! what fun it was to to give yall the tea from my week....mixing movie madness BARBIE vs UNPREGNANT letting you decide...a wild witch story...how are YOU at parties ? and more goodies to giggle at and share with your adoring pals thanks see ya next week xoxo Jess
…
continue reading
and do it anyway, my loves! I'm telling stories about my many travels through Europe complete with characters and pre-rolls...enjoy the festivities and go do something that scares you. xoxo Jess
…
continue reading
Hey lovers, so excited to hear how great microdosing is for adult adhd and o c d ! Mama El showed up in the juice bar, Applesauce for the Homeless and more xox jess
…
continue reading
it's true, lovers...but what's true is most funny, so today's show is a hoot! I'm chatting about all kinds of tings: Server vs Waitress Taylor Swift's Plug I miss Freemoney the Hoehunter and more ! Share with your pals xoxoxo Jess
…
continue reading
that's what I was told this week when chatting with a woman on the subway. also made some teens nervous when answering them unsolicited (?) ....you decide and let me know. neurologists prove experiences are better than we think....plus some songs and silliness to share with your pals xoxoxo Jess #funny #deep #comedianlady #authentic…
…
continue reading
Hey Lovers, didju notice how many 1990's and Y2K costumes there were this year? I especially loved the MadTV and Chapelle Show characters. I'm also chatting about the NYC Marathon, how a city sticks together and more goodies to tickle your fancy. Thanks as always for listening and sharing with your friends loves ya xoxox Jess…
…
continue reading
Hey all you groovy GOULS, this episode is dedicated to all things scary: Fox News, Scaring Subway Riders, Sweat Pants and more.... ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK (laughter and increased independent thoughts may occur) xoxo Jess
…
continue reading
Acceptance...I'm practicing but wow its tough...Lady Laundry "Loser" name calling...let's quit doin it to ourselves...I had a blast at The Roost but a challenge with the clowns. Let's take a few minutes outta our week to just sit back, relax and have some laughs. I am so happy you're here. xoxo Jess
…
continue reading
Tributes to Randolph Isley and Suzanne Somers on the latest ep. Coupled with stories about standing up for ourselves, self care and acceptance practice. Plus-some long lost Subway Singing. Also I say 'f*ck' a lot. Spiritual. Deep. Wildin Out. Get Wood with your pal Jess. That's me. Have a good week...sending love to all in need xoxo…
…
continue reading
whatta show whatta week whatta way to title the podcast have ya gotta lotta costume ideas for halloween ? how ''bout sexual partners...? gotta lotta them ? I'm lookin at double standards around men women & sex as always, lemme know whatchu think ... and what your costumes are xoxo Jess
…
continue reading