Successful Businessmen is a weekly podcast that was born out of a primordial pool of piss and vinegar on a porch in Austin, Texas. Hosts Chexty 2600 and Tim Hussein perform shamanistic rituals to conjure fire from on high and brimstone from below, while producer Kyle "The Kool-Aid Man" Kercher does his best to keep us from burnin' down the neighborhood. We stumble through this confusing world like a blind man swinging wildly with a machete, determined to get to the bottom of things and set the record straight, spitting truth in your faces and earholes like those dinosaurs that spit stuff. You've been warned. Handle with care, cause it's a hot one.