Try having your molar ripped out of your head, super swolen lips, DSL's, Steve can't do that this week, it started to turn grey, they rub it on your gums, look at how big that root is, Mike has a real bad gag reflex, Mike can't eat anything hard, this whole week is a wash, congratulations—you have pools of blood in your stomach, pry it out with a c…

Noah has three kids, at least an hour, a brown slug, do not eat the raccoon, Andre the Degenerate, space mountain, sweaty dudes, she does not let him, if I had to kill Mike for $20, the filth that is Mike, threw them up into the rafters, the loudest noise you could possibly hear, can't explain your way out, avoiding eye contact, a million different…

Curt's not really engaging enough, a million and a half zippers, school uniforms, Mike will suck on your sister, if Mike was rich, cheetahs not Cheetos, circus license, Mike needed that for masturbating, bee mortality insurance, this guy seems like a scumbag, imported from Siberia, red pandas, they're in Florida, not such a good idea, provider of a…

Great summers, clapping in unison, Mike has pink eye, work pits, unachievable goals, poison ivy, waking up in RV's, scrot itch, Mike is nervous, how do snails have babies, momentum, Turbo by Disney, wild wad of snails, Never Ending Story, quick sand, losing a horse, Little Mermaid, Mike is sexually attracted to the bat creature, Robert Smith from T…

Younger brothers, fooling Mike, sexual t-shirts, second puberty, stealing Wi-Fi, Mike's pissed off at firefighters, coincidences, Mike is distraught, blacklists, association of rental people, permanent records, Craigslist, honest dads, kitchen shears vs scissors, the end of Terminator, nicest can opener, sensory on your hand, drawing maps, flip flo…

Pretending, choking, divorced parents, violent video games, unsanitized objects, hot moms, being irresponsible, non-working toilets, ungrateful children, boyfriends trying, doing taxes, cleaning gutters, gas station food, unobtainable things, meatloaf sandwich, family dinners, being rejected, boy scouts, regrets, learning knots, a place you can't e…

Brushing teeth, diet coke, female masking, top 5 weirdest things you've seen, sounding, super glue, kidney stones, ransomware, Stephen Hawking, vomit comet, Tony Hawk, Lou Gehrig, vocoder voices, angry Germans, first times, fixing the internet, awkward days, Mike hates Curt, reputations, living together, saving money, blowing up car engines, going …