France put themselves in trouble, England put us all to sleep. How about those Austrians though?Lars Sivertsen による

Italy go full Italy, and Spain - Albania just kinda happened. What did we learn?Lars Sivertsen による

Scotland are out, Germany top the group, but what we really care about is the fact that THE CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED!Lars Sivertsen による

Yes, it happened again. Also: The Czechs continue to be Scandinavians in disguise, Turkey unlock themselves, and Belgium actually kicked the ball into the goal.Lars Sivertsen による

Well, some of that. Both Ukraine and Austria win. France and the Netherlands kinda stink up the place. Also, is our goalscorer feature cursed?(and if so, guess who we've cursed tomorrow..)Lars Sivertsen による

Spain are fabulous, Serbia are a rabble, and.. well.. England played. Or at least they attempted to. Much to unpack.Lars Sivertsen による

Not the most thrilling day, but there was at least some enjoyable chaos towards the end of Croatia - Albania. Also, the Swiss let themselves down with some factually inaccurate banter.Lars Sivertsen による

Georgia and Turkey bring the rizz, while Czechia bring some curiously Nordic vibes.Lars Sivertsen による

Well now. My dark horses fall to the much-dissed Romanians. Belgium do everything except kick the ball into the goal, and France are kinda fine. And, more importantly, Andy Brassell stops by the resort. Yes!Lars Sivertsen による

Both England and the Netherlands do just about enough, whereas Denmark get punished. Also: Ronald Koeman, ew.Lars Sivertsen による

Spain have less possession than their opponent for the first time in 137 years, or games. One of the two. Hungary underwhelm, Italy just.. whelm?Lars Sivertsen による

Euro 2024 has started! Or, well, at least one team has. Germany look sexy, Scotland look supine, and the Summer of Kai has commenced!Lars Sivertsen による

We've looked at the groups, now lets embark on some acts of wild and wanton speculation. Wahey!Lars Sivertsen による

Group F! The last group! My... favorite group? Maybe?Lars Sivertsen による

A new Belgium, a possible dark horse, and me being really quite negative about someone.Lars Sivertsen による

Group D! A tournament favorite, a bit of a dark horse, some other stuff. Pretty good group!Lars Sivertsen による

We've reached Group C, which can only mean one things... IS IT COMING HOME?!Lars Sivertsen による

The Group of Death?! Maybe, certainly the group of severe illness and significant woe - though this title is a little bit less catchy. Group B, here we come!Lars Sivertsen による

It's Euro preview time! Yey! Great success! First up: Group A! Which is... well... I mean it's not exactly the group of fire, is it? But off we go!Lars Sivertsen による

The Champions of Europe are... exactly who you thought it would be! It was a final that had, well, not everything, but it had some things!Lars Sivertsen による

What transfers would you like to see this summer? I asked giant football brain TK Karlsen for five picks, and brought five of my own.Lars Sivertsen による

It's that time of the year again: Our friend Peter is here to confront me with my terrible preseason predictions. Part 2.Lars Sivertsen による

It's that time of the year again: Our friend Peter is here to confront me with my terrible preseason predictions. Part 1.Lars Sivertsen による

The eminent Tor-Kristian Karlsen returns to help me make sense of recent developments on the managerial managerial merry-go-round. Poch out! Who in? What about United? Where does this leave De Zerbi? And what in the world is happening at Bayern? So many questions!Lars Sivertsen による

Peter is back, we talk Tottenham, United, numbers and Mr Slot's Weirdo Machine.Lars Sivertsen による