A podcast dedicated to reviewing the greatest movies EVER...or at least weird and idiosyncratic films.
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With countless films produced during the course of over a century of film history, determining the greatest movie ever made seems like an impossible exercise. Thankfully, Justus Burkitt and David Scandura — God's favorite idiots — have taken on this Sisyphean task. Join these two film fanatics each week as they meticulously and rigorously review a wide range of movies, painstakingly searching all corners and niches of film history to once and for all find the Greatest Movie Ever Made.
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Join Jamie, Aaron, Jarad, Kieran and a host of guests from our Film Panel as we discuss The Greatest Movies Ever
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The Greatest Movie Ever Made is a scientific initiative in which 3 scientists/filmmakers/idiots work together to achieve one common goal.... creating the greatest movie ever made.
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Using The Oscars as a barometer, we ask our guests who are a mix of people working in the Industry and people who are just hardcore movie fans to watch 3 to 4 Best Picture Winning Movies from consecutive years and then to rank each from their least to most favourite from that bracket. Eventually leading to us finding the Greatest Movie of all Time!
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This week, we move on from the horrors of spooky season and return to the omnipresent horrors of capitalism. IN A WORLD RUN BY RICH NERDS only one over-privileged jackass can claim ownership of the biggest tech innovation of the new millennium. But who will it be - Lex Luthor, Spider-Man, or the creepy twin brothers who totally swear they aren’t ar…
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In this episode, Tom and I review The Beekeeper (2024) -- quite possibly the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Halloween Horrorthon II: Dead By Dawn comes to close with a wickedly witchy tale courtesy of Mr. Dragula himself, the one and only Rob Zombie. Join Rob’s hot wife, the GEICO caveman, and Ken Goddamn Foree for this psychological and psychedelic horror flick. Meanwhile, David and Justus savagely critique morning radio shows and the Salem Witch Museum…
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The Halloween Horrorthon continues truckin’ along and we have a delightfully demonic treat for this installment! This week, Bruce Campbell gets groovy with some Deadites as David and Justus talk about this classic slapstick splatter fest! Open up the Necronomicon and recite the incantations to find out if this is the Greatest Movie Ever Made! Evil …
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Episode 58: The Monster Squad with Tony Moschetti
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The Horrorthon celebrations continue with the triumphant return of guest Tony Moschetti! This week, the trio discusses this cult classic straight from the wave of 80s kid power films. Hop on your bike and ride on down to the TGMEM clubhouse, it’s time to find out if Woflman has nards and if The Monster Squad is the Greatest Movie Ever Made! The Mon…
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TGMEM’s spooky season celebration returns with the bigger and better sequel, Halloween Horrorthon 2: Dead By Dawn! The festivities kick off with this genre-bending Halloween thriller, so come on in, stay for dinner, and grab a drink on this episode of the Greatest Movie Ever Made! The Guest (2014) is directed by Adam Wingard and stars Dan Stevens, …
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In this episode, Zoe and I review The People Under the Stairs (1991) -- quite possibly the Greatest Movie EVER!
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David and Justus waggle their dicks and become closer as friends this week as they discuss this British comedy. Meanwhile, they still have a few more things to say about The Judge and David discusses his home defense strategy (hint: it also involves him waggling his dick). Crank up the Donna Summer and shake your stuff on the Greatest Movie Ever Ma…
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When David decided to pick The Judge for TGMEM’s next episode, he didn’t realize the insanity he was about to unleash upon himself and Justus. Join them as they explore the many plot lines, jarring tones, and bodily fluids of this legal drama. This week, Roberts Duvall and Downey Jr. unite for a show-stopping episode of the Greatest Movie Ever Made…
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Pride AND PREJUDICE? It’s more likely than you think. On this installment of “TGMEM probably would have never covered this movie unless someone suggested it,” the Podmaster herself decides to subjugate the boys to this panties-soaking horny adaptation of Jane Austen’s classic. Flex your hand as you long for the touch of your partner’s hand, practic…
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Well the years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’ as Justus closes out the first TGMEM-iversary with a controversial take: Shrek actually bad maybe? Join the boys as they revisit this animated family film with farting and dick jokes and see if this meme classic still holds up all this time later. Shrek may be love, Shrek may be life, but is Sh…
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In this episode, Gerard and I review Return to Oz (1985) -- quite possibly the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Justus continues the TGMEM-iversary festivities by selecting this classic hyperviolent Jesus metaphor directed by a Dutch pervert. Join the boys as they talk about the bullets, the squibs, and the 80s acting titans of the almighty RoboCop. Dead or alive, you’re going to find out if this is the Greatest Movie Ever Made! RoboCop (1987) is directed by…
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The first annual TGMEM-iversary continues with the Emoji Movie. Abandoned by God and condemned to a fate worse than death, David and Justus gaze into the abyss and confront the incomprehensible horrors of late stage capitalism. But the scariest horror of all waits for them: the possibility that the Emoji Movie might be the Greatest Movie Ever Made.…
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The TGMEM boys celebrate 50 episodes and one year of the show the only way they know how: by talking about some shit that kicks ass. Join Gator Trap and Dicksmash as they break down the mind blowing action maximalism of this little known low budget action film. Crack open a cold one and celebrate the first TGMEMiversary on the Greatest Movie Ever M…
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So ya thought ya might like to go to the show? To feel that warm thrill of dipshittery, that movie podcast glow? Well I’ve got some good news for you, sunshine, David and Justus are your hosts and they’ve got the most, and they came along to discuss and debate. They’re gonna find out if The Wall’s the Greatest Movie Ever Made! Pink Floyd - The Wall…
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This week, David and Justus pack their bags for dinosaur island to hang out with the raptor that says “ALAN,” that kid who harvests T. rex pee, and the ninja Spinosaurus. Is this often derided sequel actually the second best Jurassic Park movie? What are David and Justus’ favorite dinosaurs? Can they come up with ideas for Jurassic Park sequels tha…
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In this episode, Neil and I review Split Second (1992) -- quite possibly the Greatest Movie EVER!
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TGMEM’s S̴̄̄ͅh̸̢̯͒á̸̩̌́k̴͔̳̄y̴͇̓̈̕ ̵̙͂̓C̸̛̻̱̯͋̀ą̵̡̟m̶͓͊́ ̷̛̬͆S̵͉̽̈u̷̥͘͜m̵̧̺̺͒m̶̢͛̕ḛ̸̕̕r̷͈̣̗͆̎ ̵̟̲͂̆C̸͚̼͗a̶̢̐̑͘m̷̤͉̖̄̋̅p̶̟̮̻͋ came to a dramatic end with its episode on The Blair Witch Project. The m̴̞̤̤̅̀͝a̸͇̮͐l̵̻͚̀̿e̴̬͚̊̐͘v̷̡̠̄̋͂ǒ̸̠̔l̶̹̔̈́e̷͖̜̞͌́n̴͓͘t̴̨̓̍ ̵̜̈́̅f̵̖̅͂ͅo̶̥̜̔͜ŕ̴̠͍̼̓̕c̶̛̰̠̟e̶̬̟̩̔ş̷͂͘͘ present in their podcast studio had long made t…
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Charlie Anwar’s search for David Scandura and Justus Burkitt has so far revealed nothing about the whereabouts of the idiotic podcast hosts. On this week’s installment of the duo’s final recordings, however, the supernatural forces that may be behind their disappearance begin to make their presence known in a dramatic fashion. David and Justus disc…
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What happened to David Scandura and Justus Burkitt? In Charlie Anwar’s search for answers, he has only found more questions. This week, he explores the second of four final recordings made by the podcast hosts: their episode on the Korean paranormal horror film Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum. Join him as the search for the Greatest Movie Ever Made podcast…
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In July 2024, movie podcasters Justus Burkitt and David Scandura embarked on an episode series entitled “Shaky Cam Summer Camp.” These episodes would prove to be the final recordings of the duo. What happened to David and Justus, and does the truth behind their mysterious disappearance lie in their episode on found footage horror film As Above, So …
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In this episode, Zoe and I review Bound (1996) -- quite possibly the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Episode 43: Little Shop of Horrors with Kelsey Hontz
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The podcast welcomes Kelsey Hontz to discuss this cinematic adaptation of the off-Broadway musical about a plant that eats people! Join these mean green mothers from outer space and hear about all the musical numbers, special effects, and shockingly horny moments from Little Shop of Horrors this week on The Greatest Movie Ever Made! Little Shop of …
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This week, David, Justus, and the Muscles from Brussels head to Hong Kong to fight in an illegal underground fighting tournament that Actually Totally Happened Guys Trust Me! Join us for the pec-flexiest, screamiest, splits-to-nuts-punchiest episode of The Greatest Movie Ever Made! Bloodsport (1988) is directed by Newt Arnold and stars Jean-Claude …
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Episode 41: A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
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Justus and David touch down on some Tumblr sad girl shit this week as they chronicle the nightly activities of a young Iranian vampire who loves skateboarding, eating people, scaring children and jamming to indie rock. Hear our hosts discuss the first Iranian vampire western and find out if it’s the Greatest Movie Ever Made! A Girl Walks Home Alone…
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It’s time to solve the demonic Rubik’s cube and experience pain and pleasure beyond your imagination! Journey through the labyrinth and meet your Cenobite hosts, as they discuss this film’s single cheap hallway set, single cheap matte painting, multiple cheap stop motion effects and the evil floating shape in the sky. We have such sights to show yo…
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In this episode, Tom and I review Gamera the Brave (2006) -- quite possibly the Greatest Movie EVER!
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The boys are back to discuss yet another Justus Burkitt Childhood Classic™ with this 80s fantasy film. George Lucas crawls out the walls of the podcast studio once again, but this time, he’s shamelessly ripping off Tolkien. Meanwhile, David advocates for genocide and treating yourself to a delicious hamburger. I don’t know what either of those thin…
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What a podcast, what a lovely podcast! The show rolls down the post-apocalyptic highway to hell this week to discuss this mind-boggling action spectacle from mastermind George Miller. Join your resident War Boys, David and Justus, as they talk about all the cars, characters and themes of the crazy world of Mad Max on this episode of The Greatest Mo…
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Peggy Sue got married. But what if she didn’t? What if, by some magical force, she was transported back to 1960 to relive high school? What if didn’t end up marrying Nicolas Cage and his wang, and instead married an edgelord beatnik or an angsty nerd? These are the questions asked by this film directed by…*checks notes* Francis Ford COPPOLA?!?! Whe…
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Ape podcast. Apes talk about ape movie. Charlton Heston want to bang ape and shoot ape with gun. Apes want to cut off Charlton Heston balls. Oooh ooh ahh ahh. Ape throw poop at you and eat banana. Is ape movie Greatest Movie Ever Made? Planet of the Apes (1968) is directed by Franklin J. Schaffner and stars Charlton Heston, Roddy McDowall, Kim Hunt…
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Excuse me…I believe you have my podcast. It’s Office Space, dipshits! Join our fearless hosts as they discuss this 90s comedy, commiserate over sharing stories of working for psychopathic bosses and bemoan the horrors of our capitalist dystopia. Crank up the gangsta rap and battle that case of the Mondays this week on the Greatest Movie Ever Made! …
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In this episode, Alex and I review I Come in Peace (1990) -- quite possibly the Greatest Movie EVER!
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This week, David celebrates his favorite corporate-manufactured pop culture holiday, Alien Day. He and Justus ship out on the Nostromo to cover the 1979 original classic film that spawned a franchise centered around an evil penis monster in spaaaaace! Press play on your podcatcher to open up the xenomorph egg and take all 2 hours and 45 minutes of …
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Justus and David take things back to Bible study to discuss this faith-based animated family musical from their Christian upbringings. Listen to them square off like Moses and Ramses as David threatens to destroy Justus’ podcast empire with plagues of bagel-related tangents, Star Wars impressions, and sexy horses. Celebrate the Jewish holiday of Pa…
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