Thcinema Podcast

Hello Stonerinos, what's your favorite Scary Movie franchise? If you know anything about this trio of Scream Queens you know ours is SCREAM!! STABSTABSTAB!! Come along with us as we venture deep into the heart of Neeewww Yorrkkkk Citttttaaaayyyyy to chase down the Ghostface is his latest outing Scream6, and in 3-D no less! We've got all the looms f…

Roll up a joint and roll out the beige carpet because it's Oscars95(2023)!!! Will the victory of the Fraser taste so sweet after all the flavors? Will Everything Everywhere win Everyaward Everywhere All at Once? It aired yesterday so you probably know the answers to those and other questions we pose in this episode but you'll still get to be a fly …

BREN-DAN FRAY-ZUR. In this week's episode, Snort, Dan, and Silent John are concluding our Flavors of Fraser series with a look into Brendan's dramatic side, a mini review of The Whale and a full review of School Ties, Brendan's first big dramatic role. This movie has Brendan going toe to toe with some of Hollywood's biggest dramatic actors in their…

This week we're taking a little break from our Flavors of Fraser to take a trip to the cinema and today we're all Snort because we watched COCAINE BEAR! In this special episode Dan, Snort, and Silent John are joined by friend of the show Chaz who worked on Cocaine Bear and he fills the episode with that sweet sweet behind the scenes booger sugar. I…

Is it hot out here or is it just that hunky Fraser? In this week's episode, Dan, Snort, and Silent John continue to taste the Flavors of Fraser TM with his Action flavored movie, 1999's The Mummy. This is Silent John's first trip into the original MCU and the seasonings of bad 1990s CGI didn't make him send it back. We touch on all the points, Bren…

Happy Valentines Day Stonerinos! As our Valentine we've chosen Mr. Brendan Fraser!!! This week, we gush some more in our Flavors of Fraser breakdown, this time a taste of Rom Com with Blast from the Past. Dan realizes that the bar for celebrity weirdness has risen high above Alicia Silverstone, Silent John lets us all in on a dark secret he's been …

What's Silent Johnny doing out on a Tuesday night? Odds are it involves the THCinema Podcast and Cheese. This week Silent John, Dan, and Snort begin to taste the Flavors of Fraser TM. In this special series we're honoring Oscar Nominated actor Brendan Fraser with a retrospective of his uncanny acting talents as we traverse through the Genre-verse T…

Hope you've got your basketball shorts ready because this week we wrap our Hall of Honors with a stroll down Sandler lane. We do a bit of a deep dive into the filmography of the Sandman, find out how Silent John really feels, and entice Snort into the mix with a bit of Barrymore before we come to terms with our own short term memory issues and watc…

This week Snort, Dan, and Silent John continue down the Hall of Honors with our newest nominee(s?), Michael Keaton, Michael Keaton, Michael Keaton, and Michael Keaton shine in 1995s Multiplicity, which is less of a movie and more of a highlight reel for Michael Keaton (did we mention he's in this movie?). We also kick off what will undoubtedly be a…

2023 is here and so is our first episode of season 3. This week, we kick off our Hall of Honors miniseries, where we pay tribute to actors who are great at what they do on the screen and great at being humans off the screen. In our first HoH episode, we go back to the year 2013 to watch a movie based on a 2010 article about a series of crimes from …

Happy New Year Stonerinos! And what a great year it's been! We've seen some good movies, some bad movies, some worse movies, and somehow some worse than that movies. We've thrived through the heat of the Summer of Smith and walked the Path to Pattinson, celebrated Spooky Season and all the Holidaze, and had Friendsgiving with our favorite fan Chaz.…

Oh look! Another comedy movie review podcast! But this one's got weed. Snort, Dan, and Silent Jon breakdown a movie weekly, everything is fair game, new releases and classics alike, we discuss our expectations for the upcoming viewing and then pickup thereafter and breakdown what we watched. Spoilers after the midbreak. Come over and say High! --- …

It's over, it's done, put away your Nakatomi Plaza Advent Calendars and lock up Mariah Carey for another year. In an excuse to tie the two together, we watched Gremlins 2 The New Batch, in celebration of last year's Christmas Gremlins viewing, Dan also manages to loosely make this a New Year's Eve movie. This movie literally has everything that a c…

"The Mean One" was the film, a holiday tale But alas, it turned out to be quite a fail. The acting was wooden, the plot was quite thin And the special effects were downright dim. But still, we sat through it, munching on our treats Hoping for a twist, a surprise, a great feat. But no such luck, the movie was a snooze Leaving us yearning for holiday…

Ho Ho Ho Stonerinos! Our Christmas sleigh ride continues this week as the potheads take a trip to Pottersville! This movie has Michael Shannon, Ian McShane, Tom Lennon, Furries, Bigfoots, infidelity, and the true meaning of Christmas. We knew nothing walking into this one and somehow knew less walking out, lets go to Pottersville! --- Send in a voi…

Happy Holidays Stonerinos! This week we went to the cinema because Snort chose Violent Night as her gift to the podcast. Silent John and Dan went in as blind as a sleigh ride in a blizzard without Rudolph but came out the other side smiling like kids on Christmas morning. This is one present you are going to want to open! Spoilers after the mid-bre…

Gobble Gobble Stonerinos! It's time to eat oh so much food and be grateful for what you appreciate most in life and what we appreciate most is our fans. In this special episode we're joined by #1 fan Chaz to talk about our Thanksgiving menus, hold our annual gobble off, and watch Chaz's choice for Thankgiving, Son In Law. A manchild dancing around …

It's getting cold out but the Summer of Smith, somehow, continues. In this episode, live from the road, Dan, Snort, and Silent John make their way to see Kevin Smith live for a screening of Clerks3 and Q&A. On the way, we take questions from our Instagram followers, discuss our merch table hopes and dreams, and wrap it all up with an aftershow stil…

Happy Halloween THCini-minions! This week, Snort, Dan, and Silent John watched Halloween Ends so you don't have to! In this episode we have our hopes shattered, discuss the repercussions of over taxation in preparation for Myers incidences, and see cameos from Michael Myers himself in the Michael Myers movie. Halloween ends with Halloween Ends, thi…

Greetings Ghouls and Goblins, our spooky stoned season continues along this week with what is one of the worst movies ever made. Snort, Silent John, and Dan delve into the cocaine induced ego self servicing dutch rudder from one of the most prolific horror writers of all time, Stephen King's Maximum Overdrive. Of all the stories King created, this …

Spooky Season and our Halloween High continues on this week as we discuss our own personal paranormal experiences, ghostly apparitions and aspirations, the potential hazard of going toe to toe with Zak Bagans and then we watch the ludicrously named HotTopic Horror movie, 1THIRTEEN3 GHOSTZ. This movie has Blood Trucks, Matthew Lillard just spitting …

It's me, it's me, it's sea-son-three. Happy Spooky Season everyone! We're kicking off our third season with a blast of nostalgia being capitalized on! This week we watch the Disney+ release, Hocus Pocus 2. Join us as we get into the Halloween Spirit talking Spirit Halloween, Generic Costumes, Candied Apples, and fucking Mike! --- Send in a voice me…

It's that special time of year, Summer of Smith is waning but Spooky Season is close at hand. What better way to transition the seasons, figuratively and literally, by watching Kevin Smith's horror(ish) movie, Red State. There's a lot going on in this movie and Snort and Silent John are David Pumpkins on Kevin Smith right now, so sound the trumpets…

I assure you, we're crying. In this weeks episode, Snort, Silent John, and Dan have reached the endgame and what an emotional road it's been. We've seen renegade angels & donkey shows, we've journeyed from New Jersey to Hollywood and back to New Jersey, we've made friends and we've lost friends, but nothing we've seen had prepared us for this one t…

We've reached our penultimate episode in our Summer of Smith journey, and this week Snort, Silent John, and Dan watch Kevin Smith's reunion movie, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, in final preparation for the release of Clerks III this week. This movie has so much, great cameos, lots of meta, tons of heart, and.... [double checks copy] Chris Jericho as a…

I assure you, we're open! In our Labor Day special we decided to actually appreciate the labor of which it gets it's namesake and who better than our boys Dante and Randall to make us appreciate it. Dan has considered this Kevin's best film, has his Summer of Smith Stockholm Syndrome plan worked? Are Snort and Jon members of the Cult of Chuthulaske…

This week, we continue our tour through the Smith-stonian in our Summer of Smith series with two of Kevin's best works, Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back in a wake and bake double feature. In a single day we saw Ben Affleck, Jason Lee, Matt Damon, Jason Lee, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Ben Affleck and Jason Lee in a movie! Be sure to stay til t…

Happy Birthday to you! May all of your dreams come true! This week in a very special episode, Dan and Silent John celebrate Snort's birthday and even though she made us watch multiple Twilights this year, she still gets to pick a movie, and boy does she pick it. This episode is mostly on the rails before we watch Mean Girls but the second half is a…

In this weeks episode we continue our Summer of Smith, Kevin series, we talk all things Affleck, the redemption of Jason Lee, and come up with a foolproof plan to revitalize the mall industry. Also, Dan modifies the homework assignment and we all watched Chasing Amy offscreen and Mallrats live, for reasons. What reasons? Only one way to find out. -…

I assure you, we're open!! In this week's episode, Dan takes Snort and Silent John on a journey deep into the Askewniverse. In preparation for Clerks III this fall, there's a lot of ACU to cover and only one way to start it, with Kevin Smith's first outing Clerks. We discuss the foundation Kevin Smith laid for modern filmmaking as well as the found…

In this week's episode, Dan, Snort & Silent John discuss all things comic con. From the swords and sandals to the spandex no stone is left uncommented upon. Hot takes on the upcoming Marvel phases (Hi Kevin) and how DC took a page from John Cena's book and just went straight invisible this year. LoTR, GoT, MCU, DCEU, TCU, all the Acronyms! --- Send…

Happy Thorsday everyone! In this weeks delayed episode, Dan, Snort, and Silent John are on their way to the cinema to watch Thor4LaT. Before that we talk Gentleminions, the great one himself Kevin Smith, and ragretful tattoos. As always, spoilers after the break. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thcinema-podcast/message…

This week we wanted to celebrate the 4th but didn't feel very patriotic which we cover in our first half, but while we weren't all in on America this week we were, as always, all in on Nic Cage! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thcinema-podcast/message

This week, Dan, Snort, and Silent John use the roots of Jurassic June to plant the tree of Taika as we watch his Sam Neil starring masterpiece Hunt for the Wilderpeople, but before shit can get real, we discuss Brad Pitt's potential retirement, WWDitS, and Chris Hemsworth as Hulk Hogan? Maybe? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thcinema…

Jurassic June continues and this week it's a Yabba Dabba Doozie! Before we head down to Bedrock, we discuss Joker2: The Musical, the newest member of the EGOT society, and Disney's announced live action Hercules (and the fantasy casting therein). Then we pile into the metaphorical family car and go to the metaphorical prehistorical drive-in and wat…

Jurassic June continues this week but not before a goth trailer breakdown straight outta HotTopic '99 and a Marvel/DC crossover minute. After that we go to the cinema to see Jurassic World Dominion, starring Biosyn, and it took a lot of effort to cut all the heavy sighs out of the back end of the review. Will we find the missing opening 8 minutes? …

Skip the snacks, it's a velocipastor attack! In this week's episode, Snort and Silent Jon join Dan in some Obi Wan Discussion and the sould crushing absurdity of an Indiana Jones 5 movie before getting into the soul lifting absurdity of The Velocipastor. Frankie Mermaid wouldn't miss this one and neither should you. --- Send in a voice message: htt…

Hear ye Hear ye! In this weeks episode the honorable Silent John takes the bench as Snort and Dan face off representing and defending Jackman and Hanks, respectively, & as our evidentiary discovery we watch Prisoners (2013) starring Hugh Jackman, Paul Dano, and Jake Gyllenhaal. Before the proceedings, we talk Love and Thunder and Obi-Wan. Who will …

Get out your hammer pants and dust off those VHS tapes, this week we're watching the Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers Reboot/Homage (Remage?). Before we get into Disney's Afternoon/Saturday morning multiverse, we discuss the horrible CGI in the She-Hulk trailer and the mediocre CGI in the Avatar 2 trailer. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.…

Get your sentient capes ready! This week Dan, John, and Snort head to the theatre, but before we do we discuss the Weird Al biopic starring our favorite farting corpse, dip our toes into some of Dan's streaming reccomendations, and then head from Moon Knight into the Multiverse! Did Silent John manifest Nic Cage's Ghost Rider? Listen to find out! S…

Before Pattinson was vengeance, Nic Cage was the spirit of vengeance. In this week's episode we discuss all the news that did and didn't come out of Cinema Con, the Mulaney/Samberg vehicle Rescue Rangers, and get into the cage within the cage before riding off into the glorious sunset that is Ghost Rider --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.…

And we're back, not like we ever left, and this week we've watched Nick Cage's Massive Talent. Before we hit the cinema, we cover the Thor: Love And Thunder trailer, take a bite out of the everything bagel and digest it everywhere all at once, and we present our Nick Cage book reports. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thcinema-podcast…

It's about that time! Pack it up pack it in, we're watching a listener pick! We take a trip down ol Mexico way with this under the radar stoner movie, you won't want to miss this one! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thcinema-podcast/message

2 down 2 more to go on our 4/20/22 marathon and this one is an uphill climb, Dan's is one of our favorite things about one of our favorite things with the soothing voice of one of our favorite stoners as the narrator but it's only 60 some odd minutes long so maybe Snort will stay awake. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thcinema-podcas…

You get that first wake and bake in? Cause we sure did! Our second 420/22 special is a Snort pick. Zoinks yo. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thcinema-podcast/message

Happy 420 everyone! In the first of our four twennies John gets pick numero uno! Just don't put it on our 420 pizza and we're good! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thcinema-podcast/message

We sing Happy Birthday to you and may all of your dreams come true! Happy happy birthday Silent John!! For this special occasion we are watching one of John's favorites and it's a corpse farting good time! We also talk about the slappercussions, we have a quick marvel minute from Dan, and we discuss Kevin Smith's NFT (NotgonnaFuckinseeThismovieigue…

In this weeks episode, Snort, Dan and Silent John talk a couple of A list retirements, an incident that should have caused an A list retirement, and all the rest of the Oscars that got overshadowed by the ugliness before we get into 2022 Best Picture Winner CODA. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thcinema-podcast/message…

Cue the fanfare! It's Oscar Season!! This week we've got the perfect companion piece to tonight's show. Snort, John, and Dan break down everything, just like the real Oscars! From best picture to best actor to best actress, and that's it! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/thcinema-podcast/message…

So Dan ate a lot of cupcakes so the episode was late #relatable but you're going to want to frame this episode because Dan, Snort, and Silent John are watching High Times award winner Smiley Face, a deep cut stoner movie from the year of our dark lord 2007 starring Anna Faris as one of the most believable and relatable stoners of all time. Tons of …