The Monkeys return??? Nothing out of the ordinary here, its the same monkeys just talking about monkey stuff. Just a normal podcast that you can enjoy listening to with your ears. Just click on the episode and do nothing. Just sit back and listen and enjoy it for what it is. This is just a regular occurrence, nothing to worry about. Don’t be alarme…

After their three month hiatus, The Monkeys reconvene for one final episode of the world’s smelliest podcast. We recap the show, do some “fan service”, and talk about horse wieners.

Today we discuss how the Among Us era has finally come to an end, and how Triple-A gaming studios have not been putting out great titles recently. Thanks for 50 episodes!!!

Uh oh, is YouTube banning dislikes because everyone is being a big weenie??!! Never mind that, because Jeffrey Starr got into a car accident!!! We also deconstruct the sexual tension in the Godzilla vs. Kong movie, discuss the perseverance of Among Us and the effect it has had on the Tonight Show, and even an in-depth review of the best game on the…

PRINGLES HAS SPACE BIRD MEAT FROM HALO?!?? That's right Pringles launched a space ostrich flavor from Halo. Yeah we are just as confused as you are. We also discuss the failure that will be the Powerpuff live action show on the CW. Roblox hits the NYSE, and Avatar overtakes Endgame as the #1 highest-grossing film... again. oh boy.JOIN THE SERVER: h…

MICROSOFT IS BUYING DISCORD!!!?? That's right it is rumored that Microsoft is buying Discord for 10 BILLION BUCKAROOS, that's a lot of money. Also Paramount + is trying to be unique with The Patrick Starr show but we aren't buying it. Lola Bunny is also joining the DCEU, whatever that means. Speaking of the DCEU we have a heated debate on whether t…

ANNOYING ORANGE IS ANNOYING!!!???!! You heard it here first, after 12 years we have discovered that Annoying Orange is actually really annoying along with FRED the screaming man child. We also discuss Sony’s State of Play failure, Lady Gaga’s Dog Stealer 500K bounty, and a 4hr Justice League. Its gonna get sploogetacular.JOIN THE DISCORD: https://d…

The MONKEY’S HAVE RETURNED. Well at least two of us. This time we discuss the Sonic Movie sequel, a Rian Johnson Star Wars Trilogy (please no), the disappointing Nintendo Direct, PewDiePie’s diss track ban, and the failure of modern kid’s entertainment especially in Roblox tycoons.DISCORD SERVER: https://discord.gg/shB7VEd…

What’s up monkeys and monkettes! Today we discuss this whole GameStop situation and how those meanies on wall street got involved. We also talk about Microsoft’s Xbox Live price hike and how they pulled the classic “sike move”. There is also a Borderlands movie and a Harry Potter TV series coming out I guess!!!JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER: https://disco…

The boys recap and discuss the first year of the podcast! Thank you to all for being here, and stay tuned for another year of monke!JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER: https://discord.gg/shB7VEd

Monkey time is back, and today we talk about some SUPER SUS things (dont tell mom)!! The Bugsnax speedrun community is very active and we seek to delve into the deep lore, we also revisit Amy Schumer’s mini-series and how HBO Max is good but it also sucks (WW1984 = bad) Enjoy!! ——— Discord: https://discord.gg/shB7VEd…

WE'RE BACK!!!! Sorry for the long wait, we have some exciting projects we're working on. But nevermind that because we have FNAF movies coming out, some controversial Spongebob tweets to dissect, and a new Clifford drama. Plus we also talk about how YouTube Rewind is cancelled and how Xbox is apparently better at playing PlayStation games than Play…

THE HULK GETS IT ON WITH A CAR??? Geez that's gross, but not as gross as drinking your own pee like our friends over at r/snakediet like to do! We also had a wonderful opportunity to learn more about the bustling community of people who draw dragons making love to automobiles. No one's car is safe. JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER: https://discord.gg/shB7VE…

Witness Cyberman's journey for the golden toothbrush!

See if Jungle Explorer Brave Wildabeast can venture through the cougar-infested wilds... Will he survive? Or will he get cougared? Find out soon!

PANTY PARTY BONANZA!!!! We found an interesting game on the Nintendo store and it's a real doozy, only if doozy means masterpiece. Also we throw around some ideas for movies, Disney if you're listening take notes because we've basically saved all of the MCU for you, we expect our payment in cash.

SPECIAL GUESTS CARDI B, MEGAN THEE STALLION, and BEN SHAPIRO MAKE AN APPEARANCE??? (definitely not). That’s right, not only do we have three special guests, but we also go to town debating serious topics such as the swaggiest animals and our most chungular foods. We also invite some hardcore bodybuilders on to show off their morning workout routine…

XBOX IS DUMB ALERT!!! Microsoft has just acquired the two worst companies on the market Bethesda and possibly SEGA. Wow, looks like we’re finally getting a Sonic Dating Sim. People have also been accidentally buying Xbox One X instead of Xbox Series X, hmmm wonder why? Apparently Disney is already working on S3 and S4 of Mandalorian so essentially …

TIKTOK IS BANNED!!!! This Sunday TikTok will no longer be available on the App Store (what a shame). Also there is life on penis, I mean Venus. Also Cardi B got divorced, next gen games are $70, PS5 had a juicy showcase, and Nintendo’s new console will arrive within the century so quicker than usual actually.…

DOOM CAN RUN ON A PREGNANCY TEST!!! Yep, Doom can run on many things as we have noticed, in fact there is a whole community dedicated to this. We also examine the Xbox Series S and how the price will affect the outcome of the PS5. Also Keeping Up with the Kardashians is ending as well as The Walking Dead. RIP Toots Hibbert.…

DISNEY CELEBRITY IS CARRYING A DEMON CHILD!!! You read that right we also got news of crazy frog apparently urinating down someone's throat!!!! These topics may or may not be true but that's for you to decide. On a more realistic note Batman has CORONA, Mando S2 is coming soon, cool Mario bundle was announced, and I just dropped a big juicy turd. O…

ELON MUSK IS RAISING A SWINE ARMY!!! wait nevermind it’s just some AI implants. The DC Fandom event occurred as well featuring a bunch of juicy info on the new superhero games, as well as a plethora of trailers. Apparently there is also going to be a Powerpuff Girls live action show coming to the CW, ok fine I’ll watch it for the monke: Mojo Jojo. …

Alright gamers and gamettes, on this particularly wet and gushy episode of the pod we said which hot celebs (only angry bird yellow bird) we would BONE and which we would send HOME. Later in the episode we dive into the rich world of insect erotica. Overall it was quite a swell outing.

LEAFY'S CHANNEL GETS BANNED??? Looks like Leafy didn't survive the YouTube landscape, but for how long??! We also have a juicy story on how Ryan almost got attacked by a wild cougar (aka 40 year old wanting sexy time in DM's). There is also some controversial Netflix news as Cuties apparently contains 11 year old twerking (cringe alert). Apparently…

FORTNITE IS OFF THE APPLE STORE, OH NO what will we do now that Fortnite is no longer available on iOS, listen to find out. We also share our experiences from some tubular discord dating severs where we discovered some cougars in the midst, and ultradan shared some insight into the ways he messes with people on said servers. We had a very well-educ…

JAKE PAUL IS THE NEW AL CAPONE???!!!! We deep dive into Jake Paul's devious past and uncover the truth behind the matter. We also dive into our Twitter bait of the week as we engage in arguments with the sensitive minds of KPOP fanatics. PewDiePie also had a full blown leakage sesh after his Spotify account went public, oh dear!!! Rocksteady finall…

RAY PARK GETS A BLOWIE. The devious villain Darth Maul had a little slip up on Instagram the other day with some major consequences. We are also joined this week by YouTuber itsRazorNow as he talks about his interaction with an edgy troll account and his experience starting a YouTube channel in 2020. Stadia still sucks as well, even with their atte…

KPOPERS TRIED TO CANCEL US, this time we take our dubious intellects to the streets of Twitter to try and annoy as many people as we can. Unfortunately the KPOP community is not one to be reckoned with. Also Avatar 2-5 is being delayed (again), more like no one cares just show us our favorite blue people: SMURFS. The Halo Infinite trailer dropped a…

THE SIMPSONS IS ENDING, yep after 32 seasons The Simpsons will be ending in 2021 according to reports. We also have a new juicy Star Wars animated show coming soon called The Bad Batch, more like a bad show. People are also freaking out because Discord shut down and they just discovered a new zodiac sign. Xbox and PlayStation also have some tenacio…

AMY SCHUMER BLOAT SESH. That’s right our favorite comedian gets pregnant and decides to start a docu-series on the troubles of parenthood. Also ELLEN FAKES HER DEATH in order to receive more publicity. Far Cry 6 is coming out as well with some juicy new leaks featuring Gustavo Fring as the big bad meanie. Also BUBONIC PLAGUE. RIP Jagdeep.…

DR DISRESPECT GETS BANNED, that's right one of Twitch's #1 streamers got permabanned for reasons unknown, could it all be a money scheme? Also Super Smash Bros. streamers start smashing bros irl, if you know what I mean (things get sexual). $70 games may also be the new norm on next gen consoles as the industry continues to grow. We also have new s…

UNCLE GRANDPA NUDIES!!??? Today we play another round of 3 dirty franchises and 1 clean, and things get tubular. Also Ryan & Wyatt give their review of The Last of Us Part II and what the future of video game sex scenes look like... steamy. We later go on a dad joke spree and we dissect the weird Halo Infinite teaser trailer.…

SEASON 3 BABY!! THE LAST OF US PART II HAS AN @NAL SCENE, yep TLoUP2 has a juicy nude scene or so we think. The game has been the center of many controversies over the last couple months but now it's finally out with full graphical fidelity. Ryan also discusses how he thinks that Spongebob Squarepants is a dish sponge and not a sea sponge. What a m…

NASTY APP ALERT. Gacha Life is an interesting app, and by interesting I mean absolutely disgusting and unacceptable. Also it comes with a fun virus. The PS5 reveal also just happened and the console looks kind of like a reverse oreo sandwich, but hey at least it's a reasonable price. Oh wait nevermind its $550.…

KPOP STANS ARE FURIOUS. That's right, this week we talk about our omegle endeavors and how you shouldn't offend BTS fans, or they will hunt you down and vanquish your blood. We also see which video game franchises have the most NSFW content and things get sensual. Naughty Dog also may be delaying The Last of Us Part II again because of a copyrighte…

BIG OL MONKEYS steal some covid 19 test tube samples, oh dear! Also Sony has their first mess up as they move towards PS5 exclusives and leave the PS4 in the past. SpaceX also tries to send astronauts to space, but fails (rain alert). We also discuss some juicy gamer shirts and how stupid they are. RIP Richard Herd from Seinfeld.…

GORE VIDEOS ARE ON YOUTUBE. That's right you read that correctly, a channel by the name of Da7eee7 uploads classic videos such as "60kg Testical Tumor Removal" and "Brain Unboxing". Listen to find out why he can get away with this. Naked & Afraid XL returns soon as well, apparently the XL stands for “large challenges” and not “large people”. Missed…

What a great week on the podcast full of lovely topics. Ryan continues to show that "when he goes out to get the mail it measures on the richter scale" (that means he is fat). Sounding is disgusting, yet intriguing. Grand Theft Auto V finally becomes free after 7 years, in celebration of becoming the best selling media title ever. We also cover som…

New episode baby!!! We have a nice sesh this week as Cyberpunk 2077 unveils their genitalia customization options, OH BOY! More like cyberschlong if you know what I mean. Also one of our co-stars gets boned for vehicular manslaughter. Airports will also be harder to get through after this whole pandemic as new stations may be deployed for disease t…

This time in the monkey zone we take a deep dive into disgusting fetish subreddits. Some include sexy sprained ankles and yellow legs, doesn't that sound like a whale of a time. Speaking of whales Ryan is fat, also Space Jam is coming back with Lebron James except no one cares this time around. Video games have also been juicin' up the stage with T…

This week we're starting off with a moment of silence for Eddie the Slam Dunking Otter who has perished... Now that that's out of the way, we can talk about how male celebrities leaked their juicy nudes to support the covid crisis. Plus a tenacious subreddit that'll be sure to tickle your tendies. Also they are sending a rover to Mars to find some …

Big video game leakage this week, and by leakage I mean the floodgates have opened and Xbox had a massive bone sesh as PlayStation dominates the exclusive game library. Also SNL’s (more like Salty Noodle Leeches) online show sucks. Get it like leeches... eh whatever. See you monkeys next week.

We are back!!!! That's right. Guess what, it turns out The Flash is evil and by evil I mean he body slams his victims into the concrete. Also the PS5 controller is out and it's showing promise with a sleek design and revolutionary haptic function, and in other news the Xbox controller lowers the pause button by 3 centimeters. Uh oh watch out INCOMI…

New week new episode. The corony strikes again, and by strike again I mean Idris Elba had a quick “rona” sesh. Also Oprah Winfrey is being accused of sex trafficking... predictable. Apparently there is also a butthole version of Cats the movie, as if it already wasn’t bad enough. Speaking of media, Animal Crossing and Doom are essentially exact opp…

The Corona virus is getting juicier by the day. Speaking of juicy, Billy Eyelash gets nude for the camera. In other Bill news, Bill Gates closed the gates on Microsoft to go home and do some philanthropic work (jerk the ween). Jar Jar Binks has a beard now, wonder where else he has hair... Everyone support Tyler Perry for worst actress. RIP Max Van…

Special five-person podcast! More like five-way orgy. Some of us have been full on caught yankin the cranker apparently. Couple rancid girth-squeamers in our midst. Christin Bail is in the MCU now, and also Judge Judy's show has finally been washed away in a dookie rip-tide. Katy Perry has a bun in the oven, and also she's pregnant. The Last of Us …

What gives YouTube the right to discriminate against Spongebob Clips uploaders? Absolutely nothing, just the amount of comedy that can be found in an article from The Onion. We also managed to find a strange amount of satisfaction from trolling online bird cams. We are recording this back to back with ep 6, our condolences to any celebrities that m…

So... Ice Age Baby is some sorta new internet fad. We all hate him. Speaking of things we hate, Pixar is hopping on the "fruity train". New Star Wars is announced, also kinda dumb. Friends is coming back as well, no one cares. Oh geez, looks like there's a triple gay threat on the loose. For the record we are not homophobic, we just generally think…

The Sonic movie was big success... unlike the Oscars. Also, the new Xbox console has been declared the world's tallest skyscraper. We also highlighted some goofy discord moments that YOU can join in on by going to disboard.org, searching podcast, and clicking on The Monkey House. RIP Caroline Flack.

Update on Ryan's gainer journey, some discord nonsense, and some good ole' fashioned CBT. RIP Kirk Douglas