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Solicitor Andrew Gray shares his top tips for what you should do when you have suffered a personal injury, been a victim of clinical negligence or been involved with a stressful employment dispute.With a wealth of experience, Andrew is one of the UK's most personable and honest lawyers, dedicated to ensuring the well-being of all his clients.Andrew is the founder of honest, ethical law firm www.truthlegal.com
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Episode 197 - "FLAP" Actually Qualifies as a Rapper Gun Noise
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Chewing something crunchy? That's a rapper gun noise. Choking on something crunchy? That's also a rapper gun noise. Bagpipes played at your funeral after choking to death? Not traditionally a rapper gun noise, but I'm willing to hear an argument. There are so many different noises that we (sort of) did an entire episode about them.…
Trends come and go. Then they inexplicably come again. We are here to help you with that last part. #trendWatchFree Legal Advice による
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Episode 195 - Survivor, But Not the Show or the Band
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Feel like continuing to live? That probably doesn't seem so hard, but it turns out if you go far enough away from your house, it can become very difficult. Why do people go that far from their houses? There is no rational explanation.Free Legal Advice による
Everyone on earth has been dying to hear more completely inane questions answered by our panel of three experts. At least, I think that's why they've been dying. At any rate, we've finally discovered a few more such questions, so we'll answer them as best* we can.*Answers will be completely ridiculous…
Happy birthday, Cory! I know it's not your birthday, but I'm just getting it out of the way now. Just come back and read this text as many times as you think you have years left, and I'm covered.Free Legal Advice による
Do you live in some boring city no one cares about? Statistically, yes. Wouldn't it be great if your city was like New York, or Los Angeles? Well, here are the step-by-step instructions your municipal leaders can follow to make that a reality. It's guaranteed to work, and not end up wasting millions of taxpayer dollars on an ill-advised pipe-dream.…
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Episode 191 - The Golden Child Enters His Golden Years
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We're planning a retirement party, and everyone knows what that means! Seriously, do you? Are there traditional things associated with retirement parties? If not, we just invented about a dozen of them, so feel free to borrow for your own parties.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 190 - Realmworlds Publishing Presents: Lord of the Realms
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There are many works of fantasy out there, and I hate to say it, but most of them aren't very creative. A lot of them will try to trick you into thinking they've created things that are completely brand new, when they're really just cheap rip-offs of existing things. Well buddy, I can tell you: That is NOT what we've done here. What you are about t…
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Episode 189 - Still Waiting to Find Out What the Other Half of the Battle Is
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When was the last time you got a new G.I. Joe toy? 35 years ago? That just proves that it's time we came up with some new characters for you to purchase. Of course, they'll each have their own command center playset, complete with plastic missiles that REALLY launch the first three times before they break!…
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Episode 188 - I Now Pronounce You Man and Podcast
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If you're planning a wedding, STOP RIGHT NOW. We are about to do it all for you. Sure, this particular wedding is for me, so everything will be tailored to exactly what I want. And sure, my asshole brothers are planning this, and so it will instead be a bunch of silly horseshit that no one anywhere would want. But still! By the end of this podcast,…
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Episode 187 - Papa John's Presents: The Mona Lisa
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How dare they? How DARE they?! Would they seriously dare? Really? They're daring? They're actually doing it? Oh. I guess they do, indeed, dare. Today we discuss such instances of daring, in which the sacred is sullied just for another nickel.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 186 - Keep Watching the Skies for Crabs
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What will we do when aliens first arrive on Earth? Disintegrate, probably, once their J-beams bathe the entire surface of the planet in an apocalypticly orange glow. Then our atoms will be sorted and fed into the hopper of some kind of matter creator so aliens can press a button and have a cheese danish instantly appear, or something. I mean, this …
There is only one thing that Las Vegas has been missing up until now, and that is silly pitches for casinos. Oh sure, there have been realistic, well-researched pitches for actual businesses that can be a boon for both the owners and the citizens of Las Vegas, not to mention the visitors themselves. But every dose of practical economics should be s…
If you're way, waaaaaaaay into something, you're probably not reading this. You're most likely trawling forums for tips to control the salinity of your exotic fish tanks, or scouring eBay listings for a mint condition 1979 Fred Lynn Topps card, WITH the printing error that made the bill of his cap look crimson instead of scarlet. Or maybe you're bi…
Ben is dead. I'll give you a moment to celebrate. I mean, grieve. Got it out of your system? Good. Now we just have to figure out how to dress up his corpse and stick him in the ground. He would have wanted it that way.Free Legal Advice による
Is there such a thing as a good movie adaptation of a video game? I maintain that there is not. COULD there be such a thing? The world may never know, and rest assured, in this episode we make absolutely sure not to find out.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 181 - The Gorilla with the Dragon Tattoo
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Lights, camera, auction! See what I did there? That's a level of cleverness you just can't find anywhere else, as long as you don't look at all, even for a little bit. Seriously, please do not try and find something more clever than that. It will be very easy, and I'm very fragile. Anyway, we auction off movie elements in this episode, surely creat…
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Episode 180 - Put On Your Furry Head and Scare Some Children
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Mascots generally suck. Except when they're annoying someone else. Then they're fantastic. Do we have any further comment on mascots? I don't know, probably. I haven't listened to this one yet. Let me know if there is, I'm interested now.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 179 - You Earn Twelve Victory Points for Listening to this Episode
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In this high-tech modern age we live in, there are now games played entirely on boards. Picture it: A standard board, just like the ones you have at home, being used for play and enjoyment. The age of computers is about to come crashing down.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 178 - Professional Wrestling; Wait, Where Are You Going?
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Do you like wrestling? You don't? Well, that really shouldn't matter this week. We're talking about the craziness and silliness of pro wrestling, hopefully in a way that anyone can enjoy. That's right: For the first time ever, we've attempted to record an episode that's at all accessible.Free Legal Advice による
DEATH IS COMING. Did that scare you? If so, I imagine you must have some unfinished business to attend to. That unfinished business is the "bucket list", and this week we take a deep dive into what that really means. Spoiler alert: It means going to a beach or something.Free Legal Advice による
We're gonna do what they say can't be done: Record a podcast about road trips. In fact, we've already done it! It's here right now, and you can listen to it. It really wasn't even that hard, actually. I don't know why they're so adamant that it can't be done.Free Legal Advice による
Which brother are you? Take this quiz to find out. Don't care? Take it anyway. This is a state-mandated quiz, and you won't be able to apply for jobs without having completed this.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 174 - Lifestyles of the Rich and Psychotic
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If you haven't yet gotten rich by following one of our roughly ten thousand get rich quick schemes we've offered on this podcast, then this episode is probably not for you. We're switching it up; instead of telling you how to get rich, we're now telling you how to act once you've become rich. Call it Step 2.…
After 172 episodes, we've outgrown podcasting. It's time to turn this podcast into a movie. I'm sure you're thinking, "Hasn't that been the premise, for, like, half a dozen episodes?" The answer, surprisingly, is TECHNICALLY no. So there.Free Legal Advice による
Are you old? If so, this podcast may help you to stay in shape. Are you young? Then I hate you.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 171 - In Which the Holy Grail Is Designed by Committee
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We have grown tired of managing our vast collection of merchandise, and have decided to boil it all down into one single, irresistible ur-product. This will, at the same time, sell more units and allow us to fire our entire staff. It's win-win, as long as you don't count all the losers.Free Legal Advice による
In 1981, whatever the Canadian version of the CIA is, scoured their northern wastes for the nation's horniest teens. They then had them write and animate an entire feature film. Fully forty years later, whatever the American version of the Canadian CIA is, gave copies of this movie to four brothers so they could make jokes about it on their podcast…
Who was the 30th president of the United States? What's the capital of Idaho? Where does your daughter go to school? Obviously you don't know the answers to any of these questions, and yet you definitely know that nothing freshens your breath like the power of Big Red. That's because our world's greatest scientists aren't working on global warming …
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Episode 168 - The Only Thing We Have to Fear Is the Bermuda Triangle
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Boo! Did I scare you? No? Good, because that's not the kind of fear we're talking about here. This episode is more about the kind of fear that prevents you from doing basic things.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 167 - Brad Pitt, We've Got the Answer
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Hypothetically, it's not a crime to open someone else's mail if they don't care that you did, right? What about if they don't know that you did? That's basically the same thing, right? The defense rests, your honor.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 166 - SS. HMS. USS. Her Majesty's Booze Cruise
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What if a cruise, but booze? The answer is yes. Who among us doesn't want to be trapped aboard a floating cauldron of disease for an entire week with 700 annoying strangers? It's a siren's call few have the fortitude to resist.Free Legal Advice による
As of this writing, there are 397 different streaming platforms, each one of them ravenous for content. There is no standard for quality, because there are no ratings anymore. It doesn't matter who watches it, as long as it's there. They just want episodes of stuff. Entertainment ballast, basically. We are here to create that ballast. That'll be on…
There has been... A MURDER!!!! Somewhere, probably. I mean, statistically, someone somewhere just got murdered. But definitely not here on this train. This is a murder-free zone, yessireebob. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a meeting to attend with a bunch of charismatic strangers with mysterious pasts.…
We've listened to the people, and the people have demanded MORE pitches of silly things. We're just inundated with mail clamoring for it: "Please, FLAPmen, pitch more silly things to invest in! There's nothing better I can do with my time! I'm sick of my spouse and my children are failures before they're even grown. For the love of god, the only th…
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Episode 162 - Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting
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Looking to learn some self-defense? Sure, you could take karate, if you want to beat up some ten-year-olds. But why not try the only FLAP-approved martial art in the world, Son-Batt-Ling? Wait, what am I saying? Go take karate and beat up ten-year-olds!Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 161 - Everything Is Art If You're Lazy Enough
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Art doesn't have to just be pretty pictures. But it should probably be SOMETHING, right? Something that involved some effort or skill? I mean, people can be made to think or feel about anything. Getting humans to do that is not exactly an accomplishment. So maybe your "masterwork" should be more than just a pile of diapers that you don't want to bo…
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Episode 160 - Just Get a Drill and Start Drilling Stuff
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The secret to do-it-yourself jobs? There is none. There is no skill or knowledge required at all. Just go to the store, buy any random tools you find, then go home and start sawing shit in half. Logic dictates that you will eventually saw whatever the problem was in half, thereby solving it. You're welcome.…
Who knows what wonders the future holds? Well, in this case, we all know, because the future we're discussing is actually the present. We're talking about the future, which is the present, as we viewed it in the past. A pretty straightforward episode, honestly.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 158 - The FLA Podcast? I Thought You Were Dead
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Okay, hear me out: I know that traditionally, podcasts are used to discuss lazy grifts, assemble the covers of non-existent books, and determine the most delicious fast food meals. You can't throw a rock without hitting a podcast that does at least one of those things, if not all three at the same time. But what if, and believe me, THIS IS HYPOTHET…
Name something better than getting paid not to work. You can't. End blurb.Free Legal Advice による
With books, all that really matters is the hard outer shell. The inside of a book is like the pit, right? You just throw that crap away. It's all about the cover. In that sense, we write three bestsellers in 30 minutes in this episode. Writer's block, my ass. Authors are really full of shit.Free Legal Advice による
Okay, hear me out: What if food, but fast? I know, it sounds crazy, but it turns out that the only thing that humans actually care about is how quickly the hunger feeling goes away, not the quality of materials with which this feeling is dispatched. Exhibit A: The fact that Little Caesars even exists. I rest my case. Anyway, we draft fast food meal…
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Episode 154 - A Showdown a Year in the Making
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On January 27, 2020, almost exactly a year to the day, Ben's episode about truckers was released. That kicked off a year-long delve into romanticized professions, all culminating in the official tournament to determine which is the most romanticized. Or the most professional? The most something, for sure. Either way, a winner will finally be determ…
In which we write a new James Bond movie. You're welcome, Albert Kohlrabi. The only hard thing about this episode is choosing which Bond movie pun to use for the title. Live and Let FLAP? The Spy Who FLAPped Me? GoldFLAPper? License to FLAP? There's too many! We might have to use this topic again just so we don't let these amazing episode titles go…
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Episode 152 - Four Out of Five Dentists Recommend FLAP
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Dentists are so cool, Weird Al wrote a parody song about them. Surely an icon of coolness like Mr. Yankovic wouldn't write a song about a NON-cool profession, right?Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 151 - Gemini Needs More Flag Spandex, Stat!
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The United States of America is the greatest country in the world. Even when weighed against every terrible thing the CIA has ever done, every war crime ever committed, every democratically elected government overthrown, the power of the American Gladiators is too much to overcome. Creating that show wrote this nation a blank check for the next 200…
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Episode 150 - Gentlemen, Start Your Restaurants
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Everyone knows that the sesquicentennial episode is the traditional "play a made-up game wherein the contestants pick which fictional restaurant ideas to invest in" episode. And we're a traditional podcast, ladies and gentlemen, so that's what we're doing. Call us old-fashioned.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 149 - Christmas Crap from Around the World
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Foreigners are so weird, aren't they? It's like they behave differently from us in small ways. What's up with them? Get it together, Finland! So believe it or not, this also extends to Christmas traditions, and we spend this episode cataloguing/mocking all of them.Free Legal Advice による
Coming up with ideas is hard. But what if you only sort of do that a bunch of times, then sweep up all those little joke particles and mash them together? Does that add up to something listenable? You be the judge.Free Legal Advice による
