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Solicitor Andrew Gray shares his top tips for what you should do when you have suffered a personal injury, been a victim of clinical negligence or been involved with a stressful employment dispute.With a wealth of experience, Andrew is one of the UK's most personable and honest lawyers, dedicated to ensuring the well-being of all his clients.Andrew is the founder of honest, ethical law firm www.truthlegal.com
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Episode 222 - We Make The Avengers Look Like a Pile of Puke
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Here's a brand new concept for you: A GROUP of superheroes. Yeah, not just one, but an entire group of 'em. What will they spend their time doing? Not my problem. We just create them. What happens after that is out of our jurisdiction.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 221 - Two Holes in a Dog Cage Is Technically Legal
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What's the difference between zoos and "zoos", you ask? Well, contained within those quotation marks is a whole host of animal rights violations. Also contained within them is America's former glory. We used to put elephants on water skis, damn it!Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 220 - The Undercoating Comes Standard
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Everyone needs to buy a car. And yet the process completely sucks? That's weird, right? Does it need to? Yes, actually. The salesmen decided that a long time ago, and that will not be changed. In light of that, we here at the Free Legal Advice Podcast are here to walk you through this process.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 219 - The Vehicles that Finally Make Life Worth Living
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Everyone has their "pleasure craft" of choice: Country folk have the four-wheeler, rich kids have the jet ski, astronauts have the moon buggy thing. But which is the best? This question, and no others, will be answered in this episode.Free Legal Advice による
We have acquired a UHF television broadcasting station. Yes, that's still a thing. Now that we control the airwaves, with what garbage will we fill those airwaves to make truckloads of American currency? What you're about to hear is the dawning of a new age of TV. Also, no one watches TV on Sundays. Duh.…
Imagine a movie that seems like it was created entirely by a group of people throwing out completely random ideas, all of which ended up in the final cut of the movie. The movie you have just imagined is The Ice Pirates. In this episode, we recreate this creative process by suggesting all of the ridiculous things that actually happen in the movie.…
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Episode 216 - Olympics, Just as the Ancient Greeks Intended
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Every April, people around the world eagerly anticipate the start of the Olympics. That's right, they're here! It's Olympic time once again. It is, after all, April. To celebrate, we've decided to participate ourselves. Sorry, all other nations on earth. The gold medals are taken.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 215 - Is There Anything More Romantic Than Skydiving?
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We watched a movie called Megaforce. To the surprise of absolutely nobody, a movie with this title was completely ridiculous.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 214 - Neon + Drones + Rain = Cyberpunk
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What is "cyberpunk", you ask? Short answer: Blade Runner. Long answer: This entire podcast.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 213 - At the Vernal Equinox We Shall Do Keg Stands
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What is it about spring break that makes college kids want to drink and party constantly? I mean, the rest of the year they're so buttoned-down, there's got to be some factor that really riles them up. Anyway, this episode is about the one, and only one, time of year in which college kids drink too much, namely, spring break.…
There's a new government program in which you trade in your old, disused apocalypse bunker for cold, hard cash! At least, there will be soon, once everyone in the country finally opens their eyes and buys / creates / buries their own apocalypse bunker.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 211 - Kung Fu Movies Are Movies About Kung Fu
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Where are the "Hi-yaa!"s anymore? Not in movies, that's for sure. People used to say "hi-yaa" in movies all the time back in the 70s. At least, in movies produced in Hong Kong they did. If you're like me, then you're sorely in need of more "hi-yaa"s in your life, and the only surefire prescription for that is to watch kung fu movies.…
Once again, your intrepid heroes pretend to play Dungeons & Dragons, only this time with shocking role-reversal: A new dungeon master, and a new classic character that is legally distinct from any persons living or dead.Free Legal Advice による
If you lived in Putnam County in the late 90s, you know of the legend of Pete's Garage. If you didn't, then you probably don't know of the legend of Pete's Garage. If you're Pete, you're probably still thinking about how sweet that garage was. Also if you're Pete, your name isn't actually Pete. But you'd have to know the legend to know that.…
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Episode 208 - The Children's Theater Presents: Something Unwatchable
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The best argument in favor of homeschooling your children is that you'll never have to sit through one of their god-awful plays. The best argument in favor of dropping out of school is that you'll never have to perform in one of those god-awful plays. Really, they should probably be avoided at all costs.…
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Episode 207 - Isn't a Real Pro Wrestler Still Fake?
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DON'T RUN AWAY YET! Yes, it's another pro wrestling-focused episode, but this one should be accessible to anyone. Do you think silly shit is funny? Well, that's pretty much all that happens in this episode.Free Legal Advice による
Here at the Free Legal Advice podcast, we don't believe in calendars. "January" is an invention of the Freemasons, "September" was created by the Rotary Club, and I think my uncle Al invented most of spring. It's all just a state of mind. That's why today, deep in the ass crack of winter, we present an episode about summer.…
No, this episode is not about medical doctors in any way. The title is misleading. It's a reference to a quote from a video game from 30 years ago. Why talk about medicine when there are old video games just sitting there waiting to be discussed?Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 204 - Somehow Not a Single Mention of Tiffany
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You know those big, weird buildings with enormous parking lots? They're called "shopping malls", and I know it sounds crazy, but it turns out they actually used to serve a purpose. They were these large, air-conditioned domes where you could buy stuff. Clothes, mostly. Like, somehow there were forty different places to buy a goddamned shirt. Now th…
Monster trucks are big, loud... they go fast... what more do you want? That's the total package. I mean... do you see how big they are? Just look at 'em! One cannot improve upon a monster truck.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 202 - I Resolve to Make No Resolutions
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Everyone on earth, except those wacky Chinese, know that a momentous holiday is fast approaching. It's a holiday greeted with celebrations around the world. That's right, it's New Calendar Day! It's the wonderful time of year when you put up a new calendar. That is its only meaning.Free Legal Advice による
It's the season of gift-giving, or whatever, and so we got each other gifts. And what gifts do podcasters give each other? Podcast topics! It couldn't possibly be more meta. Tune in to see what topics we gave each other.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 200 - Top Two Hundo Countdown Spectacular!
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Any person should be proud of a single hundo. Having achieved such a glorious feat, one could understandably retire for good. Many great men in history have failed to reach the fabled hundo. Here at FLAP, however, we do not settle for such trifles. Call it greed, call it hubris, call it what you will. Regardless of what you think about it, we have …
Everyone needs a stooge upon whom they can pawn their work off. Ladies and gentlemen, I am that stooge. Ben has once again made the topic "Grant tells us stories about professional wrestling." I have to say, it's good work if you can get it.Free Legal Advice による
Want to hear four people discuss some weird old movie you've never heard of? Probably not. What if I told you that the name of this movie is 'Hell Comes to Frogtown'? I already know, beyond all doubt, that you're now in.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 197 - "FLAP" Actually Qualifies as a Rapper Gun Noise
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Chewing something crunchy? That's a rapper gun noise. Choking on something crunchy? That's also a rapper gun noise. Bagpipes played at your funeral after choking to death? Not traditionally a rapper gun noise, but I'm willing to hear an argument. There are so many different noises that we (sort of) did an entire episode about them.…
Trends come and go. Then they inexplicably come again. We are here to help you with that last part. #trendWatchFree Legal Advice による
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Episode 195 - Survivor, But Not the Show or the Band
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Feel like continuing to live? That probably doesn't seem so hard, but it turns out if you go far enough away from your house, it can become very difficult. Why do people go that far from their houses? There is no rational explanation.Free Legal Advice による
Everyone on earth has been dying to hear more completely inane questions answered by our panel of three experts. At least, I think that's why they've been dying. At any rate, we've finally discovered a few more such questions, so we'll answer them as best* we can.*Answers will be completely ridiculous…
Happy birthday, Cory! I know it's not your birthday, but I'm just getting it out of the way now. Just come back and read this text as many times as you think you have years left, and I'm covered.Free Legal Advice による
Do you live in some boring city no one cares about? Statistically, yes. Wouldn't it be great if your city was like New York, or Los Angeles? Well, here are the step-by-step instructions your municipal leaders can follow to make that a reality. It's guaranteed to work, and not end up wasting millions of taxpayer dollars on an ill-advised pipe-dream.…
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Episode 191 - The Golden Child Enters His Golden Years
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We're planning a retirement party, and everyone knows what that means! Seriously, do you? Are there traditional things associated with retirement parties? If not, we just invented about a dozen of them, so feel free to borrow for your own parties.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 190 - Realmworlds Publishing Presents: Lord of the Realms
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There are many works of fantasy out there, and I hate to say it, but most of them aren't very creative. A lot of them will try to trick you into thinking they've created things that are completely brand new, when they're really just cheap rip-offs of existing things. Well buddy, I can tell you: That is NOT what we've done here. What you are about t…
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Episode 189 - Still Waiting to Find Out What the Other Half of the Battle Is
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When was the last time you got a new G.I. Joe toy? 35 years ago? That just proves that it's time we came up with some new characters for you to purchase. Of course, they'll each have their own command center playset, complete with plastic missiles that REALLY launch the first three times before they break!…
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Episode 188 - I Now Pronounce You Man and Podcast
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If you're planning a wedding, STOP RIGHT NOW. We are about to do it all for you. Sure, this particular wedding is for me, so everything will be tailored to exactly what I want. And sure, my asshole brothers are planning this, and so it will instead be a bunch of silly horseshit that no one anywhere would want. But still! By the end of this podcast,…
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Episode 187 - Papa John's Presents: The Mona Lisa
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How dare they? How DARE they?! Would they seriously dare? Really? They're daring? They're actually doing it? Oh. I guess they do, indeed, dare. Today we discuss such instances of daring, in which the sacred is sullied just for another nickel.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 186 - Keep Watching the Skies for Crabs
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What will we do when aliens first arrive on Earth? Disintegrate, probably, once their J-beams bathe the entire surface of the planet in an apocalypticly orange glow. Then our atoms will be sorted and fed into the hopper of some kind of matter creator so aliens can press a button and have a cheese danish instantly appear, or something. I mean, this …
There is only one thing that Las Vegas has been missing up until now, and that is silly pitches for casinos. Oh sure, there have been realistic, well-researched pitches for actual businesses that can be a boon for both the owners and the citizens of Las Vegas, not to mention the visitors themselves. But every dose of practical economics should be s…
If you're way, waaaaaaaay into something, you're probably not reading this. You're most likely trawling forums for tips to control the salinity of your exotic fish tanks, or scouring eBay listings for a mint condition 1979 Fred Lynn Topps card, WITH the printing error that made the bill of his cap look crimson instead of scarlet. Or maybe you're bi…
Ben is dead. I'll give you a moment to celebrate. I mean, grieve. Got it out of your system? Good. Now we just have to figure out how to dress up his corpse and stick him in the ground. He would have wanted it that way.Free Legal Advice による
Is there such a thing as a good movie adaptation of a video game? I maintain that there is not. COULD there be such a thing? The world may never know, and rest assured, in this episode we make absolutely sure not to find out.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 181 - The Gorilla with the Dragon Tattoo
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Lights, camera, auction! See what I did there? That's a level of cleverness you just can't find anywhere else, as long as you don't look at all, even for a little bit. Seriously, please do not try and find something more clever than that. It will be very easy, and I'm very fragile. Anyway, we auction off movie elements in this episode, surely creat…
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Episode 180 - Put On Your Furry Head and Scare Some Children
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Mascots generally suck. Except when they're annoying someone else. Then they're fantastic. Do we have any further comment on mascots? I don't know, probably. I haven't listened to this one yet. Let me know if there is, I'm interested now.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 179 - You Earn Twelve Victory Points for Listening to this Episode
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In this high-tech modern age we live in, there are now games played entirely on boards. Picture it: A standard board, just like the ones you have at home, being used for play and enjoyment. The age of computers is about to come crashing down.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 178 - Professional Wrestling; Wait, Where Are You Going?
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Do you like wrestling? You don't? Well, that really shouldn't matter this week. We're talking about the craziness and silliness of pro wrestling, hopefully in a way that anyone can enjoy. That's right: For the first time ever, we've attempted to record an episode that's at all accessible.Free Legal Advice による
DEATH IS COMING. Did that scare you? If so, I imagine you must have some unfinished business to attend to. That unfinished business is the "bucket list", and this week we take a deep dive into what that really means. Spoiler alert: It means going to a beach or something.Free Legal Advice による
We're gonna do what they say can't be done: Record a podcast about road trips. In fact, we've already done it! It's here right now, and you can listen to it. It really wasn't even that hard, actually. I don't know why they're so adamant that it can't be done.Free Legal Advice による
Which brother are you? Take this quiz to find out. Don't care? Take it anyway. This is a state-mandated quiz, and you won't be able to apply for jobs without having completed it.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 174 - Lifestyles of the Rich and Psychotic
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If you haven't yet gotten rich by following one of our roughly ten thousand get rich quick schemes we've offered on this podcast, then this episode is probably not for you. We're switching it up; instead of telling you how to get rich, we're now telling you how to act once you've become rich. Call it Step 2.…
After 172 episodes, we've outgrown podcasting. It's time to turn this podcast into a movie. I'm sure you're thinking, "Hasn't that been the premise, for, like, half a dozen episodes?" The answer, surprisingly, is TECHNICALLY no. So there.Free Legal Advice による
