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Solicitor Andrew Gray shares his top tips for what you should do when you have suffered a personal injury, been a victim of clinical negligence or been involved with a stressful employment dispute.With a wealth of experience, Andrew is one of the UK's most personable and honest lawyers, dedicated to ensuring the well-being of all his clients.Andrew is the founder of honest, ethical law firm www.truthlegal.com
 
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Chewing something crunchy? That's a rapper gun noise. Choking on something crunchy? That's also a rapper gun noise. Bagpipes played at your funeral after choking to death? Not traditionally a rapper gun noise, but I'm willing to hear an argument. There are so many different noises that we (sort of) did an entire episode about them.…
 
Everyone on earth has been dying to hear more completely inane questions answered by our panel of three experts. At least, I think that's why they've been dying. At any rate, we've finally discovered a few more such questions, so we'll answer them as best* we can.*Answers will be completely ridiculous…
 
Do you live in some boring city no one cares about? Statistically, yes. Wouldn't it be great if your city was like New York, or Los Angeles? Well, here are the step-by-step instructions your municipal leaders can follow to make that a reality. It's guaranteed to work, and not end up wasting millions of taxpayer dollars on an ill-advised pipe-dream.…
 
We're planning a retirement party, and everyone knows what that means! Seriously, do you? Are there traditional things associated with retirement parties? If not, we just invented about a dozen of them, so feel free to borrow for your own parties.Free Legal Advice による
 
There are many works of fantasy out there, and I hate to say it, but most of them aren't very creative. A lot of them will try to trick you into thinking they've created things that are completely brand new, when they're really just cheap rip-offs of existing things. Well buddy, I can tell you: That is NOT what we've done here. What you are about t…
 
When was the last time you got a new G.I. Joe toy? 35 years ago? That just proves that it's time we came up with some new characters for you to purchase. Of course, they'll each have their own command center playset, complete with plastic missiles that REALLY launch the first three times before they break!…
 
If you're planning a wedding, STOP RIGHT NOW. We are about to do it all for you. Sure, this particular wedding is for me, so everything will be tailored to exactly what I want. And sure, my asshole brothers are planning this, and so it will instead be a bunch of silly horseshit that no one anywhere would want. But still! By the end of this podcast,…
 
How dare they? How DARE they?! Would they seriously dare? Really? They're daring? They're actually doing it? Oh. I guess they do, indeed, dare. Today we discuss such instances of daring, in which the sacred is sullied just for another nickel.Free Legal Advice による
 
What will we do when aliens first arrive on Earth? Disintegrate, probably, once their J-beams bathe the entire surface of the planet in an apocalypticly orange glow. Then our atoms will be sorted and fed into the hopper of some kind of matter creator so aliens can press a button and have a cheese danish instantly appear, or something. I mean, this …
 
There is only one thing that Las Vegas has been missing up until now, and that is silly pitches for casinos. Oh sure, there have been realistic, well-researched pitches for actual businesses that can be a boon for both the owners and the citizens of Las Vegas, not to mention the visitors themselves. But every dose of practical economics should be s…
 
If you're way, waaaaaaaay into something, you're probably not reading this. You're most likely trawling forums for tips to control the salinity of your exotic fish tanks, or scouring eBay listings for a mint condition 1979 Fred Lynn Topps card, WITH the printing error that made the bill of his cap look crimson instead of scarlet. Or maybe you're bi…
 
Lights, camera, auction! See what I did there? That's a level of cleverness you just can't find anywhere else, as long as you don't look at all, even for a little bit. Seriously, please do not try and find something more clever than that. It will be very easy, and I'm very fragile. Anyway, we auction off movie elements in this episode, surely creat…
 
Mascots generally suck. Except when they're annoying someone else. Then they're fantastic. Do we have any further comment on mascots? I don't know, probably. I haven't listened to this one yet. Let me know if there is, I'm interested now.Free Legal Advice による
 
In this high-tech modern age we live in, there are now games played entirely on boards. Picture it: A standard board, just like the ones you have at home, being used for play and enjoyment. The age of computers is about to come crashing down.Free Legal Advice による
 
Do you like wrestling? You don't? Well, that really shouldn't matter this week. We're talking about the craziness and silliness of pro wrestling, hopefully in a way that anyone can enjoy. That's right: For the first time ever, we've attempted to record an episode that's at all accessible.Free Legal Advice による
 
DEATH IS COMING. Did that scare you? If so, I imagine you must have some unfinished business to attend to. That unfinished business is the "bucket list", and this week we take a deep dive into what that really means. Spoiler alert: It means going to a beach or something.Free Legal Advice による
 
We're gonna do what they say can't be done: Record a podcast about road trips. In fact, we've already done it! It's here right now, and you can listen to it. It really wasn't even that hard, actually. I don't know why they're so adamant that it can't be done.Free Legal Advice による
 
If you haven't yet gotten rich by following one of our roughly ten thousand get rich quick schemes we've offered on this podcast, then this episode is probably not for you. We're switching it up; instead of telling you how to get rich, we're now telling you how to act once you've become rich. Call it Step 2.…
 
We have grown tired of managing our vast collection of merchandise, and have decided to boil it all down into one single, irresistible ur-product. This will, at the same time, sell more units and allow us to fire our entire staff. It's win-win, as long as you don't count all the losers.Free Legal Advice による
 
In 1981, whatever the Canadian version of the CIA is, scoured their northern wastes for the nation's horniest teens. They then had them write and animate an entire feature film. Fully forty years later, whatever the American version of the Canadian CIA is, gave copies of this movie to four brothers so they could make jokes about it on their podcast…
 
Who was the 30th president of the United States? What's the capital of Idaho? Where does your daughter go to school? Obviously you don't know the answers to any of these questions, and yet you definitely know that nothing freshens your breath like the power of Big Red. That's because our world's greatest scientists aren't working on global warming …
 
As of this writing, there are 397 different streaming platforms, each one of them ravenous for content. There is no standard for quality, because there are no ratings anymore. It doesn't matter who watches it, as long as it's there. They just want episodes of stuff. Entertainment ballast, basically. We are here to create that ballast. That'll be on…
 
There has been... A MURDER!!!! Somewhere, probably. I mean, statistically, someone somewhere just got murdered. But definitely not here on this train. This is a murder-free zone, yessireebob. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a meeting to attend with a bunch of charismatic strangers with mysterious pasts.…
 
We've listened to the people, and the people have demanded MORE pitches of silly things. We're just inundated with mail clamoring for it: "Please, FLAPmen, pitch more silly things to invest in! There's nothing better I can do with my time! I'm sick of my spouse and my children are failures before they're even grown. For the love of god, the only th…
 
Looking to learn some self-defense? Sure, you could take karate, if you want to beat up some ten-year-olds. But why not try the only FLAP-approved martial art in the world, Son-Batt-Ling? Wait, what am I saying? Go take karate and beat up ten-year-olds!Free Legal Advice による
 
Art doesn't have to just be pretty pictures. But it should probably be SOMETHING, right? Something that involved some effort or skill? I mean, people can be made to think or feel about anything. Getting humans to do that is not exactly an accomplishment. So maybe your "masterwork" should be more than just a pile of diapers that you don't want to bo…
 
The secret to do-it-yourself jobs? There is none. There is no skill or knowledge required at all. Just go to the store, buy any random tools you find, then go home and start sawing shit in half. Logic dictates that you will eventually saw whatever the problem was in half, thereby solving it. You're welcome.…
 
Who knows what wonders the future holds? Well, in this case, we all know, because the future we're discussing is actually the present. We're talking about the future, which is the present, as we viewed it in the past. A pretty straightforward episode, honestly.Free Legal Advice による
 
Okay, hear me out: I know that traditionally, podcasts are used to discuss lazy grifts, assemble the covers of non-existent books, and determine the most delicious fast food meals. You can't throw a rock without hitting a podcast that does at least one of those things, if not all three at the same time. But what if, and believe me, THIS IS HYPOTHET…
 
With books, all that really matters is the hard outer shell. The inside of a book is like the pit, right? You just throw that crap away. It's all about the cover. In that sense, we write three bestsellers in 30 minutes in this episode. Writer's block, my ass. Authors are really full of shit.Free Legal Advice による
 
Okay, hear me out: What if food, but fast? I know, it sounds crazy, but it turns out that the only thing that humans actually care about is how quickly the hunger feeling goes away, not the quality of materials with which this feeling is dispatched. Exhibit A: The fact that Little Caesars even exists. I rest my case. Anyway, we draft fast food meal…
 
On January 27, 2020, almost exactly a year to the day, Ben's episode about truckers was released. That kicked off a year-long delve into romanticized professions, all culminating in the official tournament to determine which is the most romanticized. Or the most professional? The most something, for sure. Either way, a winner will finally be determ…
 
In which we write a new James Bond movie. You're welcome, Albert Kohlrabi. The only hard thing about this episode is choosing which Bond movie pun to use for the title. Live and Let FLAP? The Spy Who FLAPped Me? GoldFLAPper? License to FLAP? There's too many! We might have to use this topic again just so we don't let these amazing episode titles go…
 
The United States of America is the greatest country in the world. Even when weighed against every terrible thing the CIA has ever done, every war crime ever committed, every democratically elected government overthrown, the power of the American Gladiators is too much to overcome. Creating that show wrote this nation a blank check for the next 200…
 
Everyone knows that the sesquicentennial episode is the traditional "play a made-up game wherein the contestants pick which fictional restaurant ideas to invest in" episode. And we're a traditional podcast, ladies and gentlemen, so that's what we're doing. Call us old-fashioned.Free Legal Advice による
 
Foreigners are so weird, aren't they? It's like they behave differently from us in small ways. What's up with them? Get it together, Finland! So believe it or not, this also extends to Christmas traditions, and we spend this episode cataloguing/mocking all of them.Free Legal Advice による
 
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