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Solicitor Andrew Gray shares his top tips for what you should do when you have suffered a personal injury, been a victim of clinical negligence or been involved with a stressful employment dispute.With a wealth of experience, Andrew is one of the UK's most personable and honest lawyers, dedicated to ensuring the well-being of all his clients.Andrew is the founder of honest, ethical law firm www.truthlegal.com
What is it about music festivals that are so profitable? I mean, fun? The crowds? The terrible acoustics? The overpriced crap? The mud and the porta-potties? Each one of these things plays an essential part in it, I think. At any rate, we'll have all of those in spades once we get our festival up and running.…
We know what qualifies as news today: Wars, politics, sports and celebrity gossip. Did you ever wonder what qualified as news a hundred years ago? Spoiler alert: Wars, politics, sports and regular gossip.Free Legal Advice による
The brainiacs out in Hollyweird have decided to make a Super Mario Bros. movie. No, this isn't 1993. Here's a lesson to learn: People don't learn lessons. Not that you'll learn it, but you can't say I didn't try.Free Legal Advice による
Okay, sorry we're late, we got held up in traffic. A truck jackknifed on the highway, shut the whole darn thing down. So, the World Cup is still happening right? Right? Because that's pretty much all we have this week...Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 254 - Advice, Just in Time for Christmas
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Hey folks, before Christmas comes we wanted to make sure you were prepared with the absolute best advice for the holiday season. Once you listen to this episode, you'll have everything you need to really take on Christmas this year. And now I'll just take a biiiiiiiiiiig sip of water right before I check to see what today's date is, and...…
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Episode 253 - Remember ALF? He's Back, in Pod(cast) Form!
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Everyone loved the TV show ALF, right? And anything even remotely successful gets copied and ripped off until the dead horse just can't be beaten any more, right? It may make you wonder why ALF didn't spawn a whole gaggle of sitcoms starring wisecracking puppets. Well, here's why.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 252 - Pointlessly Preserving Our Heritage Since 2017
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When industries are being threatened, what do you do? Do you say that times change, and all things must pass, and a mature adult can accept the waxing and waning of forces around them that they can't control? If so, that's loser talk. Here on the Free Legal Advice Podcast, we say NO to change. We take industries that are justifiably dying, hook the…
Coroners are doing work on this scaffolding, so watch for falling caskets. They're careless, they're a little drunk, and they just rolled around in some baby oil, so it's not really a question of if, but when.Free Legal Advice による
We just sort of let it fly in this week's episode. That is, unless you count "What are you guys doing in a few weeks?" as a topic. If that's the case, then this is a tight, laser-focused discussion that gives you all the crucial information you need on this week's topic.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 249 - Roll That Beautiful Bean Footage
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Are you comfortable listening to other people discuss the bygone golden age of print pornography? Well, too bad. You have to listen anyway. This was in the fine print of that deal you signed a long time ago. Don't remember signing any deal? Well, you did. Trust me, it says in the fine print of that deal you signed that you signed the deal.…
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Episode 248 - Saturday Morning Advertisements
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Wake up, kids! It's time to watch commercials! And we made sure these commercials have absolutely no originality or entertainment value whatsoever. What keeps you watching? A ruthless, mercenary brand of market research, the end result of which tricks your brain into feeling entertained somehow. And what comes every seven minutes, like clockwork? A…
Does the calendar say October? Well, not today. Today it says November. But last month, did it say October or December? I'm pretty sure it said October. So then why the hell are stores full of Christmas crap to buy? Listen as four old men yell at clouds.Free Legal Advice による
Name one reason, seriously, just one reason why you shouldn't get a pet monkey. No, I really mean it: ONE SINGLE REASON. One. Just one. You can't. You cannot. It cannot be done. As long as you ignore all the many, many, many, numerous reasons why you shouldn't.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 245 - Ladies and Gentlemen: It's Halftime
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The entertainment you've come to see has inexplicably stopped. It's sure to pick up again soon, but for now, here's some other, different entertainment. Hopefully it can keep you entertained until the entertainment comes back.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 244 - Collect All FLAPs to Make Your Brain Stop Itching
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When objects possessing similar qualities accrete around a human being's living space, this phenomenon is known as a collection. And this human is probably known as a nerd. Though collecting, really, is something pretty much everyone does to some degree. You, dear chump of a listener, have collected all 244 FLAP episodes. At least, you better have.…
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Episode 243 - The Late Night Tonight Show, After Dark
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Are you a B-list celebrity promoting an upcoming movie no one cares about? If so, you're on in five. Otherwise, tune in tonight at some strange, incredibly specific time, like 11:35 or something, and listen to some harmless jokes, see a celebrity pretend to be relatable, and then fall asleep before some up-and-coming/washed-up band performs.…
There's been a lot of negative talk about the American justice system lately, and it's really been steaming my beans. Don't talk bad about something I don't understand at all! But my lack of understanding didn't stop me from fixing these so-called "problems" in one fell swoop. As a side note, as far as swoops go: For my money, it's fell or nothing.…
I'm told someone called "The Queen" is dead. Apparently, this was a lady that a bunch of pasty dart-enthusiasts on an island somewhere agreed was somehow a better, more important human than the rest of them, simply because she fell out of the right vagina. It sounds silly, I know, but newborn babies really need to improve their skills in that field…
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Episode 240 - Uploading This Podcast Counts as a Ritual
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There is only one question that needs to be answered about this podcast: Will we get the Six F's, the Fourteen L's, or the Ten B's of Rituals? Or will Cory throw us a curveball and go with an entirely different letter-number combination? Listen in eager anticipation for the answer in this thrilling episode of Free Legal Advice.…
Uh-oh, there was an accident at the podcast factory! We ended up making an episode ENTIRELY out of cold opens! If you like the random nonsense of cold opens, then this is great news for you. If you like the slightly more focused nonsense of our normal topics, then just pretend that this is great news for you. Either way, great news!…
We are shaking up the sports landscape, ladies and gentlemen. For the first time EVER, a new sports league is being founded. We may call it the Xtreme Football League - Congress of Industrial Organizations, or we may call it something else. We haven't settled on that yet. But that doesn't matter. Sports are a cash cow, and we're getting ready to mi…
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Episode 237 - Move Over, Dear Abby II: Hydroelectric Boogaloo
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Once again, we've decided to dish out some advice. It turns out the IRS thinks that your podcast about dispensing free legal advice must be some kind of money laundering scheme if you don't ever spend any time actually dispensing advice. So to get Johnny Law off of our backs, we've once again scoured the internet for advice requests that we can sat…
Are you thinking of opening a restaurant? Statistically, yes, you probably are. Today, we're here to help you out with all the tips and tricks you'll need to make sure your restaurant lasts at least a year before inevitably closing down due to your lack of basic business sense.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 235 - Where Have You Gone Joe DiMaggio, and Also Chris Barron?
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There are people, nay, elemental forces, that pass through our lives like a comet, burning brightly for only a brief moment, then flickering away into the infinite. I should be more specific: There are four, and only four, such things, and today we'll be examining where they are now.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 234 - UNICEF, but for Movie Executives
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Those poor movie executives. How is their industry supposed to survive when movie theaters are dying? I mean, there are almost no reported facts about the revenue of specific movies on streaming services, so I think we can safely assume that they make $0. This is a disaster! Won't someone PLEASE think of these untalented, meddling art-destroyers? I…
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Episode 233 - Couch to Ultramarathon in Two Weeks
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Happy August 1st, everyone! It's New Month's Day, so we're cashing in on all the people making their new month's resolutions to get in shape. Contained within this episode are absolutely ironclad, bulletproof instructions for how to get your shabby ass into American Ninja Warrior shape. Or, failing that, Portuguese Ninja Warrior shape.…
It was too huge, too gargantuan, too blimp-ic in proportion to fit into one episode, so here is part 2 of whatever the D&D-ish stuff we were doing last time was.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 231 - It's Alive!! The Music, That Is
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We all know everything there is to know about recorded music, obviously. No one needs to hear about that. But did you know that music can also be enjoyed live? I did not. This was all new to me.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 230 - Throw Your Money at My Big Boat, Please
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It's time once again to invest in silly pitches. The warranty on my Ronco Pitchomatic is voided if I don't use it at least once a year, so I had to do it. It's now oiled up, disassembled, and safely back in its case, so you probably won't have to deal with this for another year.Free Legal Advice による
It's time once again that we spend an episode delivering advice to our listeners. We've done this once before, and we did it so well that it tided us over for nearly 200 episodes. Now THAT'S some goddamned advice right there. Do we knock it out of the park again? Wait to see if it takes us 200 more episodes to do this again to find out.…
This week we're playing a game of M&M, also known as Mammoths & Mausoleums. It may RESEMBLE a game known as D&D, but any resemblance is purely coincidental.Free Legal Advice による
Give money to me, and you'll be saving the children. Or hurting the children. Whatever you want to happen to children, that's what'll happen, just give me the money, please.Free Legal Advice による
What's that? You say you want to date one of us? Well, you're in luck, because on today's episode we play the Dating Game! What's that? The one you want to date is Ben? Well, I guess you're out of luck, then.Free Legal Advice による
I used the word "Grappling" because I figure people will tune out if I tell them this episode is about pro wrestling. Shit. Well, you should listen anyway. Contained within this episode are stories that I promise you will find interesting whether you care about wrestling or not. And when I say "promise", it's really more of a hope than a guarantee.…
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Episode 224 - Months of Labor So You Chumps Have Food
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Is there any more celebrated occupation than the farmer? All the biggest celebrities are farmers these days. All the kids on whatever stupidly-named video app is the current one that people like (even though it's exactly the same as all the others, it's just the newest), all those kids are making videos about farming and want to be farmers when the…
What the hell more do you need? We offer you giant robots and nothing else, and frankly, that's enough.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 222 - We Make The Avengers Look Like a Pile of Puke
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Here's a brand new concept for you: A GROUP of superheroes. Yeah, not just one, but an entire group of 'em. What will they spend their time doing? Not my problem. We just create them. What happens after that is out of our jurisdiction.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 221 - Two Holes in a Dog Cage Is Technically Legal
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What's the difference between zoos and "zoos", you ask? Well, contained within those quotation marks is a whole host of animal rights violations. Also contained within them is America's former glory. We used to put elephants on water skis, damn it!Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 220 - The Undercoating Comes Standard
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Everyone needs to buy a car. And yet the process completely sucks? That's weird, right? Does it need to? Yes, actually. The salesmen decided that a long time ago, and that will not be changed. In light of that, we here at the Free Legal Advice Podcast are here to walk you through this process.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 219 - The Vehicles that Finally Make Life Worth Living
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Everyone has their "pleasure craft" of choice: Country folk have the four-wheeler, rich kids have the jet ski, astronauts have the moon buggy thing. But which is the best? This question, and no others, will be answered in this episode.Free Legal Advice による
We have acquired a UHF television broadcasting station. Yes, that's still a thing. Now that we control the airwaves, with what garbage will we fill those airwaves to make truckloads of American currency? What you're about to hear is the dawning of a new age of TV. Also, no one watches TV on Sundays. Duh.…
Imagine a movie that seems like it was created entirely by a group of people throwing out completely random ideas, all of which ended up in the final cut of the movie. The movie you have just imagined is The Ice Pirates. In this episode, we recreate this creative process by suggesting all of the ridiculous things that actually happen in the movie.…
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Episode 216 - Olympics, Just as the Ancient Greeks Intended
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Every April, people around the world eagerly anticipate the start of the Olympics. That's right, they're here! It's Olympic time once again. It is, after all, April. To celebrate, we've decided to participate ourselves. Sorry, all other nations on earth. The gold medals are taken.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 215 - Is There Anything More Romantic Than Skydiving?
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We watched a movie called Megaforce. To the surprise of absolutely nobody, a movie with this title was completely ridiculous.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 214 - Neon + Drones + Rain = Cyberpunk
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What is "cyberpunk", you ask? Short answer: Blade Runner. Long answer: This entire podcast.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 213 - At the Vernal Equinox We Shall Do Keg Stands
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What is it about spring break that makes college kids want to drink and party constantly? I mean, the rest of the year they're so buttoned-down, there's got to be some factor that really riles them up. Anyway, this episode is about the one, and only one, time of year in which college kids drink too much, namely, spring break.…
There's a new government program in which you trade in your old, disused apocalypse bunker for cold, hard cash! At least, there will be soon, once everyone in the country finally opens their eyes and buys / creates / buries their own apocalypse bunker.Free Legal Advice による
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Episode 211 - Kung Fu Movies Are Movies About Kung Fu
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Where are the "Hi-yaa!"s anymore? Not in movies, that's for sure. People used to say "hi-yaa" in movies all the time back in the 70s. At least, in movies produced in Hong Kong they did. If you're like me, then you're sorely in need of more "hi-yaa"s in your life, and the only surefire prescription for that is to watch kung fu movies.…
Once again, your intrepid heroes pretend to play Dungeons & Dragons, only this time with shocking role-reversal: A new dungeon master, and a new classic character that is legally distinct from any persons living or dead.Free Legal Advice による
If you lived in Putnam County in the late 90s, you know of the legend of Pete's Garage. If you didn't, then you probably don't know of the legend of Pete's Garage. If you're Pete, you're probably still thinking about how sweet that garage was. Also if you're Pete, your name isn't actually Pete. But you'd have to know the legend to know that.…
