The holidays are fast approaching, making it the perfect time to reminisce about classic holiday traditions. Whether it be elf slaughter or sticky trees, rest assured the holiday staples are kept alive (unlike the elf). With an accidentally neighbour based focus, Laurel and Kia deal with fish feeding folly, chair roulette, and a whole brigade of be…

Join Laurel and the newest Kia Clone in a race against the clock, as they answer questions and give the best advice before clone Kia is returned to goo. We cover classic conundrums such as: how to catch a pigeon, what to do if you're a sleepy business boy, and how to run a gift card grift. With a special feature of Ruge's greatest (and most deadly)…

The Halloween season has come and gone with only slightly more ghosts than usual! After a brief critique of this year's hottest costumes, Laurel and Kia get back to what's important: solving your problems. Having trouble with a slimer? Obsessed with a fracking icon's phone game? Stuck with a mouthy masseuse? This episode is full of the solutions yo…

Having recently survived a vicious wizard attack, Laurel and Kia are back giving advice with a vengeance. They give pointers on safe introductions to the neighbours, devise nocturnal gaming setups, and even patent two hit products to help with dinner party etiquette. Send us your weird questions, strange scenarios, and odd interactions: almostadvis…

In the second episode, cohosts Laurel and Kia have become true podcast experts and include industry staples such as a wizard taxonomy lesson, a highlander watch, and how to prevent Garfield lasagna theft. They also give some solutions to conundrums like what to do if you encounter a very jumpable balcony or meet your doppleganger face to face. Send…

In this inagural episode, cohosts Laurel and Kia attempt to learn what makes a real podcast while giving out very free and highly dubious advice. Come learn important life skills such as how to teach your cat to hunt bugs, how to get a girlfriend, and how to have sex with a spirit. Send us your weird questions, strange scenarios, and odd interactio…