Join hosts Jess and Heidi as they take an in-depth look into the hit CW tv series, Riverdale. Each week the girls recap the episode with a focus on their favorite character, Betty Cooper. This week the girls recap Chapter 137: Goodbye, Riverdale. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/betty2-a-riverdale-podcast/support…

Join hosts Jess and Heidi as they take an indepth look into the hit CW tv series, Riverdale. Each week the girls recap the episode with a focus on their favorite character, Betty Cooper. This week the girls recap Chapter 136: The Golden Age of Television. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/betty2-a-riverdale-podcast/s…

We recap Season 7, Episode 20 of Riverdale “Goodbye, Riverdale” in which we discuss the final of Riverdale! We get into the uncalley vanny, being young and beautiful, doing Reggie clean, the quad of it all, Jughead dropping death announcements, the return of Chic, the “art” exhibit, grandma acting, referencing Cats 2019, and our ranking of all of t…

CLICK HERE TO FIND US ON YOUR FAVORITE PODCATCHER. CW: Discussion of racism, trauma, grief, murder, death, bear attacks. The finale has arrived, the end of the road for all of our characters. As far as series finales go, this isn’t the worst we’ve ever seen. Everyone gets a nice send-off, there’s some genuinely sweet moments, and they nail the fina…

Join hosts Jess and Heidi as they take an in-depth look into the hit CW tv series, Riverdale. Each week the girls recap the episode with a focus on their favorite character, Betty Cooper. This week the girls recap Chapter 134: A Different Kind of Cat --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/betty2-a-riverdale-podcast/suppor…

We recap Season 7, Episode 19 of Riverdale “The Golden Age of Television” in which we discuss having a threesome with your dad, bad innuendos, how Riverdale is a theme park, coincidentally having a screenplay for The Comet, Choni being the only endgame, breaking your brain saying #ManCrushMonday, and Jughead watching Cocomelon.…

CLICK HERE TO FIND US ON YOUR FAVORITE PODCATCHER. CW: Discussion of racism, trauma, grief, murder, death, bear attacks. This show is just so incredibly dumb. We discuss “Chapter 136: The Golden Age of Television” this week on The Doghouse. You can email us with feedback at macintoshandmaud@gmail.com, or you can connect with us on Instagram, Twitte…

CLICK HERE TO FIND US ON YOUR FAVORITE PODCATCHER. CW: Discussion of conspiracy, murder, radiation poisoning, paranoia, atomic bombs, manipulation, military, murder, sexism, infidelity, child abandonment.. It’s time for the first of many false endings for this season as we inch ever closer to the final ending of this series. How convenient that the…

Join hosts Jess and Heidi as they take an in-depth look into the hit CW tv series, Riverdale. Each week the girls recap the episode with a focus on their favorite character, Betty Cooper. This week the girls recap Chapter 133: Stag. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/betty2-a-riverdale-podcast/support…

We recap Season 7, Episode 18 of Riverdale “For a Better Tomorrow” in which we discuss how Archie loves knots, Ethel marrying Boss Baby, Jughead’s photoshoot with the palladium bomb, having Stranger Things vibes, candelabras coming in handy, Duck and Cover for homeschooled kids, and remember to Turn That Turtle Up!…

We recap Season 7, Episode 17 of Riverdale “A Different Kind of Cat” in which we discuss doing a boudoir photoshoot for your manifesto, Confessions of a Teenage Daughter of Teenage America, Betty being the original Fabio, contemplating if Riverdale has gotten trashier, the hallway scene repeats itself again, the town with hep, and a desire for the …

We recap Season 7, Episode 16 of Riverdale “Stag” in which we discuss possibly the worst episode we’ve ever covered, try to decipher the “story” happening, life experience coming in many forms, being horny with your bro while watching the sunrise, and how watching Glee will turn you gay.

We recap Season 7, Episode 15 of Riverdale “Miss Teen Riverdale” in which we discuss how the Gettysburg address is boring, getting a referral bonus for the Sisters of Quiet Mercy, hanging your self portrait in the Guggenheim, seducing your friend’s dad, Evelyn spinning plates, drinking milk being sus, and two Demi Lovato references.…

CLICK HERE TO FIND US ON YOUR FAVORITE PODCATCHER. CW: Discussion of sex, teen sex, pornography, queer-baiting, homophobia, parental abuse, parental shame.. This week it’s all about porn! And, well, burlesque (??) as our gang all discover the magic of stag films and stripteases. Archie and Reggie get some quality time together to discover themselve…

Join hosts Jess and Heidi as they take an in-depth look into the hit CW show, Riverdale. Each week the girls recap the episode with a focus on their favorite character, Betty Cooper. This week the girls recap Chapter 132: Miss Teen Riverdale. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/betty2-a-riverdale-podcast/support…

We recap Season 7, Episode 14 of Riverdale “Archie the Musical” in which we discuss the musical and all of its flaws, successes, and questionable plot choices.

CLICK HERE TO FIND US ON YOUR FAVORITE PODCATCHER. CW: Discussion of homophobia, depression, body image, sexual harassment, sexualizing minors, misogyny. Once again we have jumped to a plotline that might have been entertaining back in Season 2 or 3 but now just reads as a desperate ploy to save Ethel. And still, this show can’t get Ethel Muggs rig…

Join hosts Jess and Heidi as they take an in-depth look into the CW's hit tv show, Riverdale. Each week the girls recap the episode with a focus on their favorite character, Betty Cooper. This week the girls recap Chapter 131: Archie the Musical. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/betty2-a-riverdale-podcast/support…

Join hosts Jess and Heidi as they take an in-depth look into the CW's hit tv show, Riverdale. Each week the girls recap the episode with a focus on their favorite character, Betty Cooper. This week the girls recap Chapter 130: The Crucible. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/betty2-a-riverdale-podcast/support…

We recap Season 7, Episode 13 of Riverdale, The Crucible” in which we discuss Jughead getting dipsy doodled, Cheryl throwing shade at the show itself, the return pf so many guest appearances, the Turtles getting into full measures, Fernefit 541, and a game of Disney, Nickelodeon, or Cartoon Network kid.…

CLICK HERE TO FIND US ON YOUR FAVORITE PODCATCHER. CW: Discussion of anxiety, divorce, queer-baiting. Hey, look, a musical episode! An all-original song-fest with lots of cute references to past season of the show! And yet, once again, we simply cannot enjoy it because this television show can’t bother to actually start wrapping up this story. Ther…

Join host Jess and Heidi as they take an in-depth look into the CW's hit tv show, Riverdale. Each week the girls re-cap the episode with a focus on their favorite character, Betty Cooper. This week the girls recap Chapter 129: After the Fall. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/betty2-a-riverdale-podcast/support…

CLICK HERE TO FIND US ON YOUR FAVORITE PODCATCHER. CW: Discussion of racism, child abuse, queer baiting, parental neglect, trauma. As our escape from this show drifts further and further away, we’re entering the real Red Scare as Clifford and Penelope Blossom begin their play for control of the town. Hiram and Hermoine are back for a visit too, alo…

Join hosts Jess and Heidi as they take an in-depth look into the CW's hit tv show, Riverdale. Each week the girls re-cap the episode with a focus on their favorite character, Betty Cooper. This week the girls recap Chapter 128: Halloween II. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/betty2-a-riverdale-podcast/support…

Join hosts Jess and Heidi as they take an in-depth look into the CW's hit tv show, Riverdale. Each week the girls re-cap the episode with a focus on their favorite character, Betty Cooper. This week the girls review Chapter 127: American Graffiti. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/betty2-a-riverdale-podcast/support…

We recap Season 7, Episode 12 of Riverdale, “After the Fall” in which we discuss the sister we hate with the crimped hair, a kissy little hand movement, zaddy with a z, being a bro for life in Keyona’s bedroom, an underaged “burleshque” show, the extent of our sports knowledge, and a game of… Rhyme Game!…

CLICK HERE TO FIND US ON YOUR FAVORITE PODCATCHER. CW: Discussion of racism, child abuse, queer baiting, parental neglect, trauma. We are well past the halfway point of this final season, and yet again, we have no idea where we’re headed. In fact, peeking behind the curtain, it seems we won’t be any closer with 6 episodes left to go. Yes, we are ha…

CLICK HERE TO FIND US ON YOUR FAVORITE PODCATCHER. CW: Discussion of sex, murder, stabbing, abuse, institutional abuse, teen pregnancy. We got a quick break and come back to…more of the same. Because this show has an episode order to fill and by god they’re gonna pad every single one. This would be incredible fun if it were Season 1, and the callba…

We recap Season 7, Episode 11 of Riverdale, “Halloween II” in which we discuss putting the ween back in Halloween, getting drip milk straight from the teet, sexualizing Goldilocks, Riverdale’s take on the Great Depression, alphas and sigmas, a bleak burlesque show, and we play a game of Rank the Zaddies.…

Join hosts Jess and Heidi as they take an in-depth look into the CW's hit tv show, Riverdale. Each week the girls re-cap the episode with a focus on their favorite character, Betty Cooper. This week the girl review Chapter 126: Betty and Veronica Double Digest. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/betty2-a-riverdale-pod…

Join hosts Jess and Heidi as they take an in-depth look into the CW's hit tv show, Riverdale. Each week the girls re-cap the episode with a focus on their favorite character, Betty Cooper. This week the girls review Chapter 125: Hoop Dreams. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/betty2-a-riverdale-podcast/support…

We recap Season 7, Episode 10 of Riverdale, “American Graffiti” in which we discuss car guys and horse girls, overkill on the 50’s slang, not reading books, homoerotic car metaphors, serial killers and milk, and the absolute erasure of Coop the Riverdale Cat.

CLICK HERE TO FIND US ON YOUR FAVORITE PODCATCHER. CW: Discussion of homophobia, manipulation, racism, slurs, sex, teen sex, teen crushes, violence. We could talk about some of the fun plot intricacies, like Jughead being back in detective mode or Cheryl being the most thoughtful and sweet she’s ever been, but let’s get real. There’s one thing abou…

CLICK HERE TO FIND US ON YOUR FAVORITE PODCATCHER. CW: Discussion of homophobia, manipulation, racism, slurs, sex, teen sex, teen crushes, violence. We’ve been having fun this season but we’re starting to get a little worried that the writers don’t have a plan to get us back to reality in Riverdale. We’ve been in the 50’s for a while, and it’s fun,…

Join hosts Jess and Heidi as they take an in-depth look into the CW's hit tv show, Riverdale. Each week the girls re-cap the episode with a focus on their favorite character, Betty Cooper. This week the girls review Chapter 124: Dirty Dancing. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/betty2-a-riverdale-podcast/support…

We recap Season 7, Episode 9 of Riverdale, “Betty and Veronica Double Digest” in which we discuss sexualizing a high GPA, the return of the bobby pin, Lolita spoilers, unmothering your cat, Veronica capitalizing on her vehicular manslaughter, hate purchasing our merch, grumpy Cheryl, Smithers and Alice’s backstory, and using AI to write our gay fan…

Join hosts Jess and Heidi as they take an in-depth look into the CW's hit tv show, Riverdale. Each week the girls re-cap the episode with a focus on their favorite character, Betty Cooper. This week the girls review Chapter 123: Peep Show. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/betty2-a-riverdale-podcast/support…

Join hosts Jess and Heidi as they take an in-depth look into the CW's hit tv show, Riverdale. Each week the girls re-cap the episode with a focus on their favorite character, Betty Cooper. This week the girls review Tales from the Jugular Vein. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/betty2-a-riverdale-podcast/support…

CLICK HERE TO FIND US ON YOUR FAVORITE PODCATCHER. CW: Discussion of homophobia, manipulation, racism, slurs, sex, teen sex, teen crushes, violence. You can almost hear the cheesy muted theme music this week as Riverdale has a very special episode for one of its very special characters. Reggie is back, but this time, he’s a lot more aloof and guard…

We recap Season 7, Episode 8 of Riverdale, “Hoop Dreams” we discuss our extensive knowledge of basketball, Tabitha sending her homework via carrier pigeon, our favorite candy MargarineThumb, Betty’s strange trajectory, those bridge trolls you go to high school with, and bros transcending timelines.

We recap Season 7, Episode 7 of Riverdale, “Dirty Dancing” we discuss getting called a peach, hating Julian, getting dizzy, Archie being oblivious, and the milkman cliffhanger. AND!!!! check out our new merch: https://www.redbubble.com/people/rivertales/explore?asc=u&page=1&sortOrder=recent

CLICK HERE TO FIND US ON YOUR FAVORITE PODCATCHER. CW: Discussion of homophobia, parental manipulation, abuse, sex, misogyny, sex work. Just as we thought Riverdale might have turned a corner, they took this week’s episode as a chance to completely undo one of the few good storylines from the earlier timeline. Instead of Kevin Keller having a lovin…

Join hosts Jess and Heidi as they take an in-depth look into the CW's hit tv show, Riverdale. Each week the girls re-cap the episode with a focus on their favorite character, Betty Cooper. This week the girls review Chapter 121: Love & Marriage. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/betty2-a-riverdale-podcast/support…

We recap Season 7, Episode 6 of Riverdale, “Peep Show” we discuss when the gold rush was, how Skeet was just a twink before Riverdale, Riverdale being on the forefront of the Writer’s Strike, Turtle Radar is pricked, lending panties to your friend, Archie worming on the ground, gawking in the window, and giving Barbara Wallace her flowers.…

CLICK HERE TO FIND US ON YOUR FAVORITE PODCATCHER. CW: Discussion of murder, decapitation, claustrophobia, bullying, leprosy, sex, spiders, infestation, body horror, autopsy, dismemberment, manipulation, womanizing, misogyny. This week Archie and Betty are really, REALLY excited to get to know each other better…a LOT better. Veronica plays a very l…

Join hosts Jess and Heidi as they take an in-depth look into the CW's hit tv show, Riverdale. Each week the girls re-cap the episode with a focus on their favorite character, Betty Cooper. This week the girls review Chapter 120: Sex Education. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/betty2-a-riverdale-podcast/support…

CLICK HERE TO FIND US ON YOUR FAVORITE PODCATCHER. CW: Discussion of murder, decapitation, claustrophobia, bullying, leprosy, sex, spiders, infestation, body horror, autopsy, dismemberment, manipulation, womanizing, misogyny. This week, Jughead gets his own bottle episode with his own spin on Tales from the Crypt, only he’s got the creepy janitor, …

We recap Season 7, Episode 5 of Riverdale, “Tales in a Jugular Vein” we discuss Troy Bolton’s practice sessions, the truth behind Fubo, Cheryl filming tickle porn on a crank camera, coffee before a threesome, and a game of 50’s slang.

We recap Season 7, Episode 4 of Riverdale, “Love and Marriage” in which we discuss the slang we know, Kevin’s romance developing in the dark room, Midge using her pregnancy as a fame gimmick, giraffe ovulation, the 50’s not being so easy breezy, Toni being a mythical enigma, and double the Curdle double the Turtle.…

CLICK HERE TO FIND US ON YOUR FAVORITE PODCATCHER. CW: Discussion of homophobia, teen marriage, manipulation, lying, murder, grief, sex-shaming, repression. Archie’s life is getting way more complicated now that Cheryl has overplayed her hand with their relationship. I mean, he might even have to take a test! Meanwhile, Jughead’s trying to get Ethe…