This week Jordan and Kelley go over, "Men in Black." In this episode they talk about random tasks at work they are supposed to know, Jordan has some interesting movie going experiences, and they really need someone to explain how the neurolyzer works. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL0–7XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% off y…

This week Kelley and Jordan go over, "Ella Enchanted." In this episode they have problems with the mythos of Ella’s gift, need Char to start thinking, and don’t understand how Lucinda hasn’t been beat up. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL0–7XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% off your first month of any Zencastr paid plan. Read…

This week Jordan and Kelley go over, "Snakes on a Plane." In this episode they complain about emails, start making plans for Kelley’s birthday, take jabs at Kim Kardashian, and are flabbergasted by how dumb everyone acts in this movie. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL0–7XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% off your first month …

This week Kelley and Jordan go over, "Fool's Gold." In this episode they make a plan for Kelley to work from home, take jabs at Kevin Hart, and are tired of Tess and Finn’s shenanigans. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL0–7XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% off your first month of any Zencastr paid plan. Ready to shop better hy…

This week Jordan and Kelley go over, "Wildflower." In this episode they need Shrek 2 to play in a theater near them, think that Derek’s mom is crazy, warn people not to pee over cars, and think that Bea has the patience of a saint. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL0–7XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% off your first month of a…

This week Kelley and Jordan go over, "The First Wives Club." In this episode they talk about Kelley holding her first baby, asks for a rich person to take them in, tell everyone to get prenups , and need Brenda to stand up. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL0–7XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% off your first month of any Zenca…

This week Jordan and Kelley go over, "Honey." In this episode they go over who is the queen of Disney, both agree that Micheal was shady from the start, the bop counter returns, and need Honey to understand how banks work. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL0–7XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% off your first month of any Zencas…

This week Kelley and Jordan discuss, "Lara Croft: Tomb Raider." In this episode they realize that Kelley should stay away from casinos, need to know the uk gun laws, and love that Lara stands on business. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL0–7XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% off your first month of any Zencastr paid plan. Read…

This week Jordan and Kelley go over, "Two Can Play That Game." In this episode Jordan they realize that they are getting older, cry when they realize how well off these people are, need these girls to drop their men, and realize that Keith is just a pawn in this movie. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL0–7XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4…

This week Kelley and Jordan go over, "Matilda." In this episode Jordan tells how he messed up, they tell people who don’t like kids to stop being teachers, wonder why the kids in this movie have terrible parents, and question the legality of Matilda’s adoption. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL0–7XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save…

This week Jordan and Kelley go over, "Orphan." In this episode they talk about the weird adoption process in this movie, think John is the world’s most oblivious man, need to know where cps is, and end the episode confused over Faith Hill songs. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL0–7XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% off your fi…

This week Kelley and Jordan go over, "She's All That." In this episode they talk about Jordan’s psychic abilities, can’t stop talking about how ripped Paul Walker is, are confused about the pick for the bet, and decide that Laney needs new people in her life. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL0–7XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 3…

Happy Valentine's Day! This week Jordan and Kelley go over, "A Walk to Remember." In this episode the tell everyone that they will not work on their birthdays, are flabbergasted that Landon is teaching math, are stressed out by how Landon reacts to things, and are shocked about all the actors who have been on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Use our speci…

This week Kelley and Jordan go over, "Happy Feet." In this episode they talk about groundhogs, relate to mumble’s ability to keep it moving, think that Lovelace is a mess in the best possible way, and Kelley confuses Jordan with football talk. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL0–7XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% off your firs…

This week Jordan and Kelley go over action film, "Speed." In this episode they complain about having to cook, are convinced that the LAPD have the world’s worst bomb squad, and feel extremely sorry for all of the people who will get sued in this movie. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL0–7XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% off …

This week Kelley and Jordan go over, "Atonement." In this episode they complain about WiFi, Jordan goes on a rant about ponytail girl, Kelley has beef with Briony, and they plan a Soairse Ronan Oscar campaign. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL0–7XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% off your first month of any Zencastr paid plan.…

This week Jordan and Kelley go over, "Zoolander." In this episode Kelley is learning how to weatherize her house, they gawk at the cameos, and make fun of Derek’s institute. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL0–7XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% off your first month of any Zencastr paid plan. Ready to shop better hydration, use…

This week Kelley and Jordan go over, "She's the Man." In this episode they talk about how they NEED Taco Bell, believe that Viola always stands on business, plan for Malcolm to meet a psychiatrist, and applaud Viola for her determination. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL0–7XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% off your first mon…

Happy New Year!! This week Jordan and Kelley go over, "Captain America: The First Avenger." In this episode they work on getting Elizabeth Olsen an Oscar, they joke about how Steve could’ve saved the super soldier serum, Jordan has a theory about politicians, and Kelley has a way to get Steve drunk. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_…

This week Kelley and Jordan go over, "New Year's Eve." In this episode Kelley again asks that you don’t ask her to pick you up from the airport, they both have celebrities pop up that they don’t remember, and Jordan calls BS on that “inspiring" speech. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL07XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% off y…

This week Jordan and Kelley go over, "Fred Claus." In this episode Kelley goes on a rant about the airport, Jordan tells of his first solo trip, they both do not want to live forever, and need to know who the board is and what they do. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL07XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% off your first month o…

This week Kelley and Jordan go over, "The Preacher's Wife." In this episode they discuss their dynamics with their neighbors, think that Henry is doing too much, and want the judge to be looked into. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL07XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% off your first month of any Zencastr paid plan. Ready to s…

This week Jordan and Kelley go over, "Noelle." In this episode they discuss why you should never lie to the press, wonder why cousin Gabe is so weird, applaud Nicki for getting a job so fast, demand snowcone merch, and they strongly disagree with one of the movie facts Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL07XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 …

This week Kelley and Jordan talk about, "Best Christmas Ever." in this episode they discuss Kelley's unusual Christmas theme, Jordan tells of his first time at Arby’s, they ask why Charlotte wanted her husband to bad mouth a woman, and rant about the worst Christmas gift ever. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL07XVkMKbLJiz…

This week Jordan and Kelley go over, "Big Fat Liar." In this episode they are in desperate need of dog trainers, Jordan mixes up Marty with a character from another movie, they laugh at Jordan's love for Universal Studios, and say what makes a movie iconic. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL07XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% …

This week Kelley and Jordan go over, "Elvis and Anabelle." In this episode they are disturbed by Elvis's hobby, Kelley surprises Jordan with her knowledge of mortuaries, and they stress out about tire chains and snow. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL07XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% off your first month of any Zencastr pai…

This week Jordan and Kelley go over, "Love Wrecked." In this episode they catch everyone up on what they've been doing, are left wondering what country this movie takes place in, and discuss the types of product placements they prefer. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL07XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% off your first month o…

This week Kelley and Jordan go over, " Slother House." In this episode they have thoughts about Ariana Grande, are frightened by how the sloth looks, and are more grossed out by the noises the sloth makes than the killings. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL07XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% off your first month of any Zencas…

This week Jordan and Kelley go over 1974's, "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre." In this episode they refuse to be apart of stressful situations, say what needs to be said about horror movies, are shocked by the twist in this movie, and end the episode asking Mariah Carey for a favor. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL07XVkMKbLJ…

Happy Spooky SZN 2023!!!! This week Kelley and Jordan go over, "Halloween." In this episode Jordan has a slow moment, they both have words for Beyoncé, spend too much time talking about fences, and give Micheal props for being the ultimate stunt queen. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL07XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% off y…

This week Jordan and Kelley go over, " Power Rangers," In this episode they go through their movie selection process, Jordan tries to get Kelley to step up her delulu game, they apologize for having to explain the Power Rangers lore, and try but fail to cast someone as Tommy. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL07XVkMKbLJizx…

This week Kelley and Jordan go over, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." In this episode Jordan tells Kelley to enter her delusional era, they agree that the Sir Robin song is a bop, and they end the episode confused at the passage of time. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL07XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% off your first mon…

This week Jordan and Kelley go over, "I, Tonya." In this episode they give the AMPTP 2 weeks to pay the actors and writers, demand ice skating judges get a grip, laugh about the stupidity of "the incident," and have a controversial take about Tonya. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL07XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% off your…

This week Kelley and Jordan go over, "My One and Only." In this episode they talk about their concert weekend, bring up how George was being delulu, applaud Anne for being a queen, and Jordan finds out something shocking about one of the actors. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL07XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% off your fir…

This week Jordan and Kelley go over, "Hair Show." In this episode they talk about how there are too many concerts happening, are flabbergasted at Peaches owing the IRS $92,000, love the cameos, and need to know where Lupe Fiasco is. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL07XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% off your first month of a…

This week Kelley and Jordan go over, "The Family." In this episode they discuss changing their schedules, rejoice at Maggie getting her lick back, are enamored by the brown water storyline, and end the episode by stanning NSYNC. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL07XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% off your first month of any Z…

This week Jordan and Kelley go over, "X." In this episode they finally have a new movie they can talk about, bring up all the foreshadowing in the movie, are grossed out by the couple, and are surprised with how humorous the movie is. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL07XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% off your first month of…

This week Kelley and Jordan go over, "Now You See Me." In this episode they try to get Kelley some good sleep, bring up how everyone should have the locations of their loved ones, need to know how one of the tricks is done, and try to figure out why someone would spend so much time making a plan like this. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0Lmmco…

This week Jordan and Kelley go over, "Can you Keep A Secret?" In this episode they ask people to stop throwing things at people on stage, are shocked at an actor that pops up in this movie, spend the entire episode hating on Connor, and Jordan gets one over on Kelley. Listen to us on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or anywhere else you listen to podcasts A…

This week Kelley and Jordan go over, "John Wick." In this episode they are fighting for their lives, Jordan (as usual) misses a scene, they laugh about how unserious Viggo is, and Kelley tells Jordan about a real life John Wick. Use our special link https://zen.ai/0LmmcoxSI8fB_4ix3nioEncL07XVkMKbLJizxRQqXv4 to save 30% off your first month of any Z…

This week Jordan and Kelley go over, "Where the Heart Is." In this episode they stand in solidarity with WGA and SAG, laugh about the lengths Novalee goes to avoid the number five, they find out the answer is always Sarah Michelle Gellar, and have to abruptly end the episode. *disclaimer this episode was recorded and edited before updated guideline…

This week Kelley and Jordan go over the film, "Roll Bounce." In this episode they talk about why they're never dropping their skincare routines, Jordan tells Kelley about a magical place in Texas, they laugh about a lot of inappropriate things, and Jordan has his world shook at the end of the episode. Listen to us on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or anyw…

This week Jordan and Kelley go over "Drop Dead Gorgeous." In this episode they bring up Jordan's bad memory again, go through Kristen Dunst's excellent run of movies, keep in a joke that could have been cut, and give Amber a round of applause for her string of luck. Listen to us on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or anywhere else you listen to podcasts App…

This week Kelley and Jordan go over the film, "Red." In this episode they talk about why Jordan hasn't gotten gas in over two weeks, both realize they have matching crazy levels, give an advisory about the depiction of the CIA, and want actors to steal more of their wardrobes on set. Listen to us on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or anywhere else you list…

This week Jordan and Kelley go over 2008 slasher, "Prom Night." in this episode they talk about how well their week went, laugh about how Richard just goes off vibes, want a redemption for Lisa, and accidentally record one of their shortest episode. Listen to us on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or anywhere else you listen to podcasts Apple Podcast: https…

This week Kelley and Jordan go over, "The sisterhood of the Traveling Pants." In this episode they talk about Jordan's recent movie going experiences, spend the entire episode hating Carmen's father, are relieved that a certain storyline doesn't happen, and wonder why they never go deep into any of the topics of the movie. Listen to us on Apple Pod…

This week Jordan and Kelley go over, "Ultraviolet." In this episode they talk about Jordan's big mistake, don't understand why there are so many plot holes, laugh about Daxus's plans, and ask everyone to watch "Paradise Hills." Listen to us on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or anywhere else you listen to podcasts Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/…

This week Kelley and Jordan go over, "The Wedding Planner." In this episode they talk about how absurd the Fast and Furious franchise is, wonder why Mary keeps convincing people to get married, worry about Mary's eating habits, and spend an obscene amount of time talking about their wedding projects from the 12th grade. Listen to us on Apple Podcas…

This week Jordan and Kelley go over, "Black Widow." In this episode they talk about what would get them to stop watching the "Fast and Furious" movies, continue their tradition of forgetting the names of characters, bring up how the science in the movie makes no sense, and demand that villains stop monologuing. Listen to us on Apple Podcast, Spotif…

In this episode Kelley and Jordan go over, "Holes." In this episode they talk about Kelley's tv viewing habits, are confused on how this camp exists, speak on what they would've done if X-ray talked to them sideways, and laugh about how three stories connect. Listen to us on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or anywhere else you listen to podcasts Apple Podc…