On this firecracker episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys are joined by Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas. Freddy brings some clips from some of our older shows and play a new game sure to embarrass everyone involved called Simply Accountable. We also do some switching of fictional characters with Simplistic Switcheroo. We als…

Welcome to a Cannon summer! To start off this event we decided to pull out a movie with familiar faces from a favorite series. American Ninja's Michael Dudikoff and Steve James teams up in one hell of a fun movie, fucked up but damn fun to watch. (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) Avenging Force | 198…

Welcome to a Cannon summer! To start off this event we decided to pull out a movie with familiar faces from a favorite series. American Ninja's Michael Dudikoff and Steve James teams up in one hell of a fun movie, fucked up but damn fun to watch. (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) Avenging Force | 198…

In this video, we delve into the controversial topic of how Disney's acquisition of Star Wars has impacted the beloved franchise into a galactic dumpster fire? From questionable character arcs to plot holes big enough to fly the Millennium Falcon through and comedic missteps.Today we explore the galaxy of reasons why Disney has sent Star Wars to th…

Schools out for summer…but the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back for…ever! On this episode, the boys are graced by the presence of the Voice of the Universe…an entity who has seriously got the hots for Sydney Sweeney. We find out the real reason behind why that Coyote Vs. Acme movie was shelved. And Hollywood’s fresh, new, young comic star closes …

🎥🐓 3 Dudes with 1 Cockfighter: The Ultimate Silent Showdown! (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) With the passing of Roger Corman, we picked the funnest title for today's commentary. Ever wonder what happens when three guys sit down to chat about a movie that's banned worldwide and hilariously titled C…

🎥🐓 3 Dudes with 1 Cockfighter: The Ultimate Silent Showdown! (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) With the passing of Roger Corman, we picked the funnest title for today's commentary. Ever wonder what happens when three guys sit down to chat about a movie that's banned worldwide and hilariously titled C…

Listen to two grown men dissecting the cinematic masterpiece, "Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes" – and by dissecting, we mean agreeing that it's... fine. 🦍🍿 Join us as we dive into this epic tale of monkeys with their agendas. Grab some bananas and enjoy the monkey business! 🙈🎬 #PlanetOfTheApes #MovieReview #podcast #shortpodcast Want More or Less…

May is always Star Wars month here at Simplistic Reviews. So, enjoy some of our galactic piss takes at the galaxy far far away.DJ Valentine - Justin Polizzi - Matthew Stewart による

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) OJ Simpson finally died. Yea!!! What better way to celebrate his death then making fun of him with a cheesy 90s action movie...spoiler alert OJ is the better actor. C.I.A. Code Name: Alexa | 1992 Terrorist Alexa…

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) OJ Simpson finally died. Yea!!! What better way to celebrate his death then making fun of him with a cheesy 90s action movie...spoiler alert OJ is the better actor. C.I.A. Code Name: Alexa | 1992 Terrorist Alexa…

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minute-ish! Enjoy a collection of one-liners and jokes that take aim at O.J. and the media frenzy surrounding him from Norm. #ojsimpson #norm #normmacdonald #ShortPodcast #PodcastDJ Valentine - Justin Polizzi - Matthew Stewart による

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back for April, to fool you, once again, into thinking that it's a legitimate podcast. The boys break down the new Roadhouse film. They discuss the litany of trailers that have come out since they were last on. DJ is guilted into his weird infatuation with Anne Hathaway. They dive into the depraved downfall of Nick…

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version doesn't have movie audio. We have another one with movie audio.) Unfortunately this one is a bore...but hey Cynthia Rothrock is in it. We tired, they aren't all winners. Martial Law | 1990 Expert karate-trained police officers in Los Angeles hunt a career criminal who runs a cart…

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has movie audio) Unfortunately this one is a bore...but hey Cynthia Rothrock is in it. We tired, they aren't all winners. Martial Law | 1990 Expert karate-trained police officers in Los Angeles hunt a career criminal who runs a cartel-for-hire business and is also the master of a…

A podcast in 15 minutes! Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links As we head toward recording our 100th episode of our Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentary, we each bring up our least favorite movie commentary that we've watched over the years...yippee. Do you have a least favorite of ours? #Movie #ShortPodcast #Podca…

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast kicks off March with special guest Freddy Maas from the Dads On The Rocks Podcast. The gang have an in-depth discussion about the brand new KFC entre...the Chizza. They also get practically every sitcom family to fight to the death. And also reveal the real reason why PeeWee Herman could not pleasure himself at home. …

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has movie audio) Carl Weathers has sadly passed. The gang came together to start to dive into his incredible movies. Action Jackson | 1988 Due to the use of excessive force in arresting a sexual predator, Detective Lt. Jericho "Action" Jackson (Carl Weathers) is demoted to police…

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (Version with movie audio is also available) Carl Weathers has sadly passed. The gang came together to start to dive into his incredible movies. Action Jackson | 1988 Due to the use of excessive force in arresting a sexual predator, Detective Lt. Jericho "Action" Jackson (Carl Weathers) is dem…

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes! Carl Weathers 1948-2024 #carlweathers #ShortPodcast #Podcast #2024 #TV #moviesDJ Valentine - Justin Polizzi - Matthew Stewart による

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back! I know. Why? So we can tell you about a new term called choke jerk. And debate the blandness of the show Echo. And put in our three cents on the Barbie Oscar snub controversy. That's right. All things you don't care about. All that and more on the 2024 debut episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.…

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links They boys have been "good" this year, so Santa brought them something special! Today Matt's gift gets popped into the VCR. (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers | 1988 A private eye (Jay Richardson) finds a runaway (Linnea…

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links They boys have been "good" this year, so Santa brought them something special! Today Matt's gift gets popped into the VCR. (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers | 1988 A private eye (Jay Richardson) finds a runaway (Linnea…

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes! It's finally 2024! Will entertainment get any better this year? The son of bitches gather around and gab about what is to come. Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews #lookingforwardto #ShortPodcast #Podcast #2024 #TV #movies…

The Simplistic Reviews Podcast Year In Review is a compilation of all the sketches the show produced in 2023. Special thanks to Heather Baxendale-Walsh, Freddy Maas, Jay Cluitt, Mark Hofmeyer, and The Vern for helping us out this year.DJ Valentine - Justin Polizzi - Matthew Stewart による

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links They boys have been "good" this year, so Santa brought them something special! Silent Night | 2023 On Christmas Eve, a man witnesses the death of his young son when the boy gets caught in crossfire between warring gangs. Recovering from a wound that cost him his voice, he soon embarks on a blo…

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes! The year of 2023 is over! The douchebags sit down and ramble like old farts on their likes and dislikes. Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews #yearinreview #ShortPodcast #Podcast #2023 #godzilla #Barbie #oppenheimer #TheBear #Theholdover…

Celebrate the holidays early with a brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. On this special episode, the boys discuss the smorgasbord of trailers they missed. They ruin a little history byy taking a brief look into the history of Woody Harrelson's father. They have a little early Christmas mass with another edition of Simplistic Confes…

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links It's that time of the year, were happiness over comes the darkness of everyday life. November brings two things, time with family and friends and NEIL MOTHER FUCKING BREEN! FUCK YEAH! This is the masterful Fateful Findings! Site: Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts S…

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has no video of the movie. We have another version with movie video) --- https://youtu.be/X0GFsugkwTM It's that time of the year, were happiness over comes the darkness of everyday life. November brings two things, time with family and friends and NEIL MOTHER FUCKING BREEN! FUCK …

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes! David Fincher is back with The Killer, is it good or not? ...its Fincher so it good. Now you don't have to listen. Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews #thekiller #ShortPodcast #Podcast #davidfincher #netflix…

No Shame November kicks off with the most shameless bastards you've ever or never heard of. This episode, Matthew, DJ, and Justin talk turkey about mostly everything in entertainment. From Frasier to Frankenstein. From Gen V to Hep C...but that's because Valentine caught a little something from a striper. All that and more on this episode of the Si…

This year instead of sitting for 12hrs, we got lazy and watched Five Nights at Freddy's...blame Matt!DJ Valentine - Justin Polizzi - Matthew Stewart による

You know what time it is. Or what month it is. It's Halloween. The freaks are out. And so is the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. We trick. We Treat. We discuss Bond, and Star Wars, and the Robyn Hood(Not a typo) television series. It's an Octoberfest for the ages. Enjoy!DJ Valentine - Justin Polizzi - Matthew Stewart による

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) Today we pulled out the Wheel of Doom to watch a sequel, an event we do to celebrate the birthday of America's favorite black guy, DJ! Up with the spinning today is Matt who spun and got... Site: Simplistic.Revi…

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) Today we pulled out the Wheel of Doom to watch a sequel, an event we do to celebrate the birthday of America's favorite black guy, DJ! Up with the spinning today is Matt who spun and got... Site: Simplistic.Revi…

#TheCinephileOlympicGames We know you hate it so we decided to do it again, this time with the Italian stallion. Round 2 of the Cinephile Olympic games The Party at Kitty and Stud's!DJ Valentine - Justin Polizzi - Matthew Stewart による

On this month's episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast...JUSTIN IS BACK! And he explains the circumstances of his absence...in graphic detail. Al Pacino pays a visit, Outback Steakhouse gets some shout outs, James Gunn is put on trial, and Matt and Justin try a Sequel September edition of Simple Name Recognition. All that and more on this episod…

In celebration of the late great William Friedkin. We sit down with Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas to figure out why KFC is as bad as we are told. oh and of course a personal fav: https://youtu.be/1jPWGEoyJHY Killer Joe | 2011 A cop (Matthew McConaughey) who moonlights as a hit man agrees to kill the hated mother of a desperate drug deal…

Matt and DJ compete in the first round of the Cinephile Olympic games and test their cinematic prowess under the watchful eye of Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas.DJ Valentine - Justin Polizzi - Matthew Stewart による

On the August edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Freddy Maas, curator and historian of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, guest hosts just long enough to impersonate Jonathan Nolan, try to "Take The F*%king Elephant", call everyone a bastard, play a brand new game called Elevator Pitch, and dig up the grave of Jack Lemmon. All that and more on…

In the edition of Simplistic Sitdown, Matt chats with The Adams Family. Sure, they're creepy and kooky, and all together spooky, but this filmmaking family were great and their newest film, World Premiering at the 2023 Fantasia Film Festival, 'Where the Devil Roams,' is probably their most creepy and unnerving offering to date. Toby, Zelda, Lulu an…

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) Women prepare to get pregnant, men your testosterone is about to jump to abnormal high levels! In one of the bloodiest movies we've watched yet, Chuck Norris and Joseph Zito knock it out of the park with an entertaining action film, that contains a villain who believ…

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) Women prepare to get pregnant, men your testosterone is about to jump to abnormal high levels! In one of the bloodiest movies we've watched yet, Chuck Norris and Joseph Zito knock it out of the park with an entertaining action film, that contains a villain who believ…

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes-ish! Fantasia 2023 is about to begin. Three guys discuss what they are looking forward to! Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews #films #ShortPodcast #Podcast #fantasia #filmfestDJ Valentine - Justin Polizzi - Matthew Stewart による

On the July episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys let off some fireworks toward RFK Jr., Phoebe Waller Bridge, Bruce Campbell, and each other when discussing the roominess of the Batmobile. All that and more on this Independence Day episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.DJ Valentine - Justin Polizzi - Matthew Stewart による

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio) Never has a film made us feel the way this one did...flat out... this movie makes no sense, in every way...no sense and yet there are 3 more in this series. Fucking hell man! Birdemic | 2010 A sexy lingerie model and a successful software salesman go on a weekend get…

(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio) Never has a film made us feel the way this one did...flat out... this movie makes no sense, in every way...no sense and yet there are 3 more in this series. Fucking hell man! Birdemic | 2010 A sexy lingerie model and a successful software salesman go on a weekend get…

Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links A podcast in 15 minutes-ish! The day of $30 a month for garbage streaming is upon us...will it work? Even though reports say it is, we believe not in the long-term, this is only the beginning of the end. Listen or Watch this Podcast at: Simplistic.Reviews #Max #ShortPodcast #P…

On the June episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, Justin Polizzi returns a married man. We get to the bottom of the person who crashed his wedding by boat. Matthew channels his inner David Lynch. The boys brings back a classic segment in honor of the late great Tina Turner. And DJ and Justin go on a long diatribe about the Fox series The OC. A…