Really should have paid closer attention in school.Games we played this week include:Quantum Witch (11:50)Dynasty Warriors 8 Xtreme Legends (22:25)Witchfire (24:20)UFO 50 (29:40)Dustborn (40:31)---News things talked about in this episode:Balatro racks up huge sales numbers on mobile (47:05)https://www.eurogamer.net/balatro-has-made-almost-44m-from-…

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After almost a decade in, we know what we’re doing.Games we played this week include:PS5 Pro (05:35)Sorry We’re Closed (17:35)UFO 50 (28:15)Mario and Luigi Brotherhood (39:55)Super Mario Party Jamboree (43:30)LEGO Horizon Adventures (46:15)Death of the Reprobate (48:45)Vampire Hunters (53:05)---News things talked about in this episode:Streamer taun…

We love videogames and there’s nothing else we’d rather talk about.Games we played this week include:Dragon Age: Veilguard (0:55)UFO 50 (32:30)Slitterhead (37:55)---News things talked about in this episode:Michel Ancel returns to Ubisoft, having totally missed any sort of internal investigations (47:35)https://www.eurogamer.net/rayman-creator-discu…

Spectrums have two ends, you see.Games we played this week include:Vampire Survivors (9:25)UFO 50 (18:25)Life is Strange: Double Exposure (20:30)New Worlds Aternum (25:35)Sonic X Shadow Generations (26:45)---News things talked about in this episode:Firewalk Studios closed, Concord fully dead (46:25)https://www.eurogamer.net/sony-shuts-down-concord-…

And you thought we forgot.Games we played this week include:Metaphor: ReFantazio (11:00)New Worlds Aternum (18:35)Hades II (30:55)The Rocky Horror Show Video Game (35:19)---News things talked about in this episode:Nintendo has their own secret online game with thousands of players pledged to silence (44:05)https://www.eurogamer.net/details-of-ninte…

A little encouragement goes a long way.Games we played this week include:Life is Strange: Double Exposure (08:00)Metaphor: ReFantazio (21:30)UFO 50 (36:25)Nintendo Alarmo (59:10)Starship Troopers: Extermination (1:07:20)---Buy official Jimquisition merchandise at https://thejimporium.comFind Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patr…

Can you believe such a catchy slogan could turn out to be so wildly inaccurate?Games we played this week include:Silent Hill 2 Remake (06:50)Metaphor: ReFantazio (27:15)Satisfactory (40:40)Cryptmaster (45:15)UFO 50 (55:05)Spell Brigade (1:07:10)---News things talked about in this episode:In most impotent protest yet, Gamers change review descriptio…

Don’t you dare question it.Games we played this week include:The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom (07:30)Void’s Vigil (24:25)Balatro (31:15)---News things talked about in this episode:███████'█ Techbase delisted for being political and in defiance of a Zenimax employee (32:05)https://www.eurogamer.net/bethesda-pulls-thatchers-techbase-doom-mod-aga…

It’s been too long.Games we played this week include:The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom (08:50)Earth Defense Force: World Brothers 2 (17:30)Void’s Vigil (26:30)The Plucky Squire (29:55)Halls of Torment (33:30)Serious Sam (35:25)---News things talked about in this episode:Nintendo and Pokémon Company sue Palworld developer for patent infringement…

We’re simply too enthusiastic.Games we played this week include:The Plucky Squire (04:55)Satisfactory (10:30)Funko Fusion (12:25)Zero Zero: Perfect Stop (24:45)Serious Sam 4 (28:20)---News things talked about in this episode:PS5 Pro announcement was not executed well (33:15)A year in, Unity ditches the runtime fee (57:30)https://unity.com/blog/unit…

Good riddance.Games we played this week include:I Am Your Beast (19:55)Warhammer 40k: Space Marine 2 (27:40)Leo the Firefighting Cat (47:55)Astro Bot (50:45)---News things talked about in this episode:PS5 Pro announced to nobody’s surprise (55:45)https://www.eurogamer.net/leaked-playstation-5-pro-design-seemingly-confirmed-by-sonys-official-30th-an…

Brought to you by lead.Games we played this week include:Astro Bot (11:25)Gori: Cuddly Carnage (20:30)Desvelado (39:10)Squirrel with a Gun (40:45)---News things talked about in this episode:Concord pulled from sale less than two weeks after launch due to lack of players (47:15)https://www.eurogamer.net/concord-pulled-from-sale-as-sony-admits-our-in…

Oh, you’ll never guess what madcap nonsense we got up to this time!Games we played this week include:All Will Rise (3:50)Crypt Custodian (13:55) Gori: Cuddly Carnage (19:30)Butts in Space (32:25)Concord (40:00)S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 (41:20)Path of Exile 2 (42:00)Date Everything (43:25)Immortal (45:50)Project Timmy: Sasha’s Curse (48:25)Civilization 7 (50…

Many tiny hands make light work.Games we played this week include:Doom/Doom II (7:15)Fallout: London (17:50) Strange Telephone (27:30)---News things talked about in this episode:Content creators get a list of “Do’s and Don’ts” for coverage of Black Myth: Wukong (32:20)https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2024/08/18/the-black-myth-wukong-no-femini…

Everywhere you look, decay.Games we played this week include:Creatures of Ava (34:30) Paper Trail (40:45)Shadow of Rome (44:05)Doom/Doom II (50:40)---News things talked about in this episode:New Valve game gets 20k concurrent players over weekend, bans anyone who talks about it (54:55)https://www.theverge.com/2024/8/12/24219016/valve-deadlock-hands…

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