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The CJ Morgan Show is funny, random and weird, making it great entertainment for your drive home – or into the void. It’s a bit of a cosmic gumbo anchored by producer & co-host Spenny and Matt Bearden. Though it has never won an award, the has many framed items you can look at (mostly of him) in his office near the docks. Fun is an understatement. We have fun here. Blop blop! -AI ChatBot Want to know more? Listen Live and call or text – 512.835.1015
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Spit on that thang. Spenny gets embarrassed when singing a song, Matt learns about how our faces can help us earn friends, and CJ surveys his coworkers to see if they'd subscribe to his OnlyFans. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.CJ Morgan による
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CJ has some ignorant thoughts about Italians. Matt wants to visit a rare flower in London that smells like death, Spenny is fascinated by a study that reveals something interesting about women's memories, and CJ is excited to crash his lover's pool party this evening. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy…
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Science says humans communicate less efficiently when the temperature is above 80 degrees (Fahrenheit). CJ is worried the show might get cancelled over some choice words he used recently, Matt is considering getting an above-ground pool, and Spenny loves Mountain Dew Baja Blast. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener …
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Today the gents discuss the most annoying habits of flying travelers. CJ hates when people call their pets "fur babies", Matt says you spend less money when you use cash instead of plastic, and Spenny discovers the wonders of the world. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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Today's special guest is comedian Steph Tolev, who you might know from Bill Burr's recent special, as well as his film Old Dads. She shares the story of how she put a heckler in his place at one of her stand up shows. Also, CJ worries that he discusses his tummy troubles too much with too many people, Matt can't believe that he's giving a specific …
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China has a different name for American restaurant Hooters, and it's a delight. CJ is both sad and angry about sports events, Matt wants to believe aliens are already among us, and Spenny doesn't understand deez nuts jokes. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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CJ's road trip attempt this past weekend was interrupted by an unfortunate realization. Matt brings in a list of species that scientists think will survive an apocalypse, CJ celebrates his favorite type of cookie, and Spenny learns about a movie that's 100 years in the making. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener fo…
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CJ has a lot of complaints about his recent trip to a Texas beach. Matt loves waving the flag of former President Polk, CJ puts people who don't tip at restaurants on blast, and Spenny wants to know how CJ cured his jellyfish stings. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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A giraffe was up to no good recently. CJ discovers that K-Mart still exists in some parts of the world, Matt finds a game he might actually like to play in VR, and Spenny finds a way (I didn't know what to type here sorry). Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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The gang learns about one of the earliest video game controversies, dating back to 1973. CJ really wants to buy a kayak against his lover's wishes, Matt is excited for a new Apple feature that will put A.I. on its phones, and Spenny Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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Today the gang learns the origin of white sand beaches. CJ is upset with his friends' plans for a beach trip, Matt is convinced you can actually have fun in Waco, and Spenny learns the recipe for classic Worcestershire sauce. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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CJ and Spenny have prepared a new song for your listening displeasure. Matt is off today, CJ teaches what he knows about eggs, and Spenny learns to take a compliment. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.CJ Morgan による
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Nestle CEO remarks that weight loss drugs like Ozempic are forcing them to rethink their frozen foods strategy. CJ experiences a little road rage, Matt recommends a venue in Round Rock, and Spenny urges everyone to speak in complete sentences. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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CJ finds some goods while investigating a dumpster. Matt says our ancestors' DNA could be to blame for our current mental illnesses, Spenny finally has something to blame his sadness on, and CJ cannot seem to stay focused on Matt's cool science updates. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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CJ attempts to paint Spenny in an unflattering manner. Matt finds an app that helps you price check and discover discounts when thrift shopping, Spenny receives his first musical task of the year for the show, and CJ obsesses over a cowboy's jacket from a Western. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf…
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CJ discovers a nice plot of land in California that's only $100K! There's a catch, though... Matt recommends films to see at the Paramount Theatre Classic Film Series this summer, Spenny fantasizes about their Faygo availability, and CJ tries to throw a failed pool party. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for pri…
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Possibly one of the dumbest fashion trends ever invented. CJ looks forward to his fiancé-free weekend, Matt reminisces on school being out for the summer, and Spenny likes picking up lucky pennies. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.CJ Morgan による
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CJ has been arguing with people online again, except this time it's to dunk on anyone who disagrees with student debt relief. Matt learns that Disney character Tinkerbell might be getting cancelled, Spenny goes on the hunt for pudding, and CJ pretends he loves oatmeal. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privac…
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CJ proposes a pool party while his lover is out of town for the weekend. Matt has discovered the ideal travel times for Memorial Day weekend, Spenny learns that the listeners are far better at trivia than he realized, and CJ informs us that the Queen of England was one of the first people to use email. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See …
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CJ spent the weekend doing yardwork and has never been happier. He even set up his above-ground pool again. Matt discovers a method for making the best French fries ever, Spenny talks about one of his favorite childhood video games, and CJ is kinda sad that today is the last day of The CJ Morning Show. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See …
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Today Matt destroys some of CJ's LEGO sets. CJ has another strange dream about Billie Eilish, Matt is impressed by a recent crypto heist, and Spenny is bored by the size of the universe. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.CJ Morgan による
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The lads discuss classic movies on today's episode. CJ has a plan to pay the Austin Chronicle back for misspelling his name on an awards nomination, Matt recommends becoming a psychic for big corporations, and Spenny learns a little about turkeys. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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CJ is having a very upsetting day after learning his name was misspelled on an award nomination. Matt Bearden says science is on the way to developing a cure for herpes. And Spenny says you should slap your kids (but not really like come on). Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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Matt Bearden gets upset with the Austin Chronicle, CJ reminisces on childhood end-of-the-year school activities, and Spenny dreams of a digital world with more consumer rights. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.CJ Morgan による
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Is CJ getting old? Yes. Is Matt going to win an award for his other talk show? Yes. Is Spenny going to chuckle on this episode? Yes. CJ visits an antique store. Matt uncovers the biggest bar tab in American history. And Spenny chuckles whenever something is funny, uncomfortable, interesting, suggestive, etc. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/c…
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Me mind on fire. Me soul on fire, feeling hot, hot, hot. Party people... All around me feeling hot, hot, hot. What to do on a night like this? Music sweet, I can't resist. We need a party song - A fundamental jam. So we go rum-bum-bum-bum. Yeah, we rum-bum-bum-bum. Feeling hot, hot, hot. Feeling hot, hot, hot, oh, Lord Haha! See people rocking. Hea…
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Can Matt fix CJ's broken home? This episode gets deep... deep like a butt not really much more than that BUT it is entertaining. Happy BDAY BTW Em!! We miss you. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.CJ Morgan による
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CJ could have been a big Kentucky Derby winner but he didn't get the chance. Find out why when Nick joins us for sports and a special beverage draft. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.CJ Morgan による
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Today the gang discusses their favorite paranormal experiences in honor of Paranormal Day. Also, CJ shares the story of how he screwed up hosting a Kentucky Derby. Matt discusses whether or not our pets have feelings. And Spenny discovers a new career overseas. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform…
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CJ may experiences his first "GET OFF MY LAWN" moment involving his AirBNB neighbors. Matt tells the story of discovering a two story tall beehive in a family member's home. And Spenny is a piggy. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.CJ Morgan による
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Get rid of your crap unless its bubble tea bobbas because those are indestructible. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.CJ Morgan による
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CJ took his pup Pickle to a doggy race this weekend, and today he explains the lengths he went to get her trained and ready to beat the competition. Also, the Internet is excited about pre-peed jeans. Matt wants to run an experiment on his kids. And Spenny learns about ancient Chinese pipes. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.…
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CJ has been excited to see who rents the AirBNB house directly next door to his place. Some bachelor and bachelorette parties have been by, which is exciting. But more importantly - this place has a pool AND a hot tub. Now the countdown begins to see how long CJ can wait before sneaking over and taking a dip. Also, Matt teaches the gang about the d…
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Today the gang learns about Father Justin, an AI priest that the Catholic church hired to give advice to its followers. Unfortunately, Justin was demoted after making a few mistakes at the workplace. Also, CJ feels like he needs more discipline in his life. Matt tells the story of the very first vape. And Spenny wonders if Gatorade is bad for babie…
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CJ is concerned that he's not interested enough in trying out new things anymore. Matt and Spenny comfort him with suggestions. Also, it's National Bucket List Day and the gang has their list of things they'd like to do before kicking said bucket. And Matt has discovered some methods to help save money while grocery shopping. Support the show: http…
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The gang discusses their ideal picnic for Picnic Day. Surprisingly, CJ doesn't include a bucket of parmesan cheese as a suggestion. Matt teaches us about forming important memories. CJ doesn't like that living in your van is trending again. And Spenny. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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Today is Earth Day, so the gang discusses recycling and eating all your leftovers. CJ stole a bucket of parmesan from a work function. Matt passed out early on 4/20 this year. And Spenny! Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.CJ Morgan による
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How did humans get here? Today CJ and Matt explore this question on today's Weird or Wired. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.CJ Morgan による
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Matt introduces the gang to a Chuck Norris film from 1996 that's so bad that it's actually fun to watch. CJ does his best impressions of South Africans, Johnny Depp, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and Australians. And Spenny learns about life. Also, much to his dismay, Matt learns that noise cancelling headphones are bad for your brain. And CJ teaches …
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CJ explores healthy food options that can give us all energy. Matt learns about a new company that wants to implement its own brand of eugenics. Spenny learns a thing or two (maybe). Also, CJ doesn't like crawfish. And Matt discusses co-parenting. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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CJ's day gets off to a bad start when he forgets something he needs for work at home. The gang celebrates the invention of LSD. Matt shares his new, bizarre hobby. And Spenny really enjoys the term 'crab grease,' so he chooses that to be the episode's title. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati…
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CJ wonders why he had such had such a good weekend until realizing that it's because he mowed the lawn. Twice. Matt tells the story of how he judged a talent show at his daughter's high school last week and how she handled the situation. And Spenny learns where the phrase "mad hatter" comes from. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnyst…
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CJ, Matt, and Spenny went to the AWM Gala last night for an awards ceremony. They looked handsome, but they also looked a bit red in the face when CJ got up onstage to present an award and screwed things up a bit. Also, the gang learns about a holistic technique called "fart walking", which gives CJ the perfect opportunity to share his embarrassing…
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We fight, we stage fright and then we fight some more. Today's show hopefully settles some debts on our long running bets. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.CJ Morgan による
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Today CJ distracts Matt with a surprise visit from comedian Doug Mellard. The two have performed stand-up comedy together for many years, and Mellard is performing at Cap City Comedy Club with a certain local comic. Also CJ gets angry with Austin dog owners and people who pop their popcorn on the stove. And Spenny gets his very own show. Maybe. Per…
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CJ had a rough time at the Renn Fair with his uncomfortable suit of armor. Matt has a bone to pick with TikTok parents and "fit" influencers. And the boys learn about a war that was fought over poop. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.CJ Morgan による
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Today's show is fueled by anger and exhaustion but ends in a healthy dose of sick friendship. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.CJ Morgan による
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DID YOU KNOW that shutting up is good for you? Learn more on today's episode. CJ has planned a vacation, but he's scared he might get in fights at the beach. Spenny has produced music and sound effects for the fake film trailer that CJ made on the last episode. And Matt learns about radioactive pacemakers. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj …
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Spenny urges CJ and Matt to fight after CJ had a dream where he got upset with Matt. The gang shares their favorite guilty pleasure meals. And Matt tells us about a sweet LASER clock and dark matter. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.CJ Morgan による
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Matt had a very foreboding dream about CJ and the radio awards season. Will the friendship and show survive? Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cj See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.CJ Morgan による
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