Matt has a trip... Doug slides down the dinosaur... Matt is depressed... Doug contemplates splitting up his fortune... Ball shaving... A boatload of porn is up for auction... Does working for the devil have a matching 401k... Monologues, lots of monologues... A bit that goes on too long but doesn't get cut... Does parenting take a back seat to any …

Halloween season kicks off with the 1987 psycho parent classic Subscribe to the Pirate Video Crew so you never miss an episode: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/11-29 Media による

Doug's left ball... Matt parties with kids... Doug's voice via AI... Fake Facebook fights... Gun talk... Doug talks about homophobic smoking... Can you drink water that has had a body marinating in it... Joker 2 talk... The devil... An Easter Egg for Matt... All this and more as we throw a shrimp on the barbie and say Zed instead of Z for this week…

The guys enter the Dreamscape and chat about dream nonsense and how it was ripped off in Inception Subscribe to the Pirate Video Crew: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/11-29 Media による

Listen to hear how fast Doug can race through a movie... The intricacies of spirits and contacting them... Matt gets bad news about his back and learns he has something in common with Dolphins... Doug meets some dogs... Doug berates Matt's choices...about life and the podcast... Coming in well under two hours it's our shortest podcast yet... Not ev…

Sam Delaney returns to chat about Subbuteo and reveal some shocking fights over the beloved football game Subscribe to the Pirate Video Crew for the Full episode: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/11-29 Media による

Season 14 kicks off and this episode has everything... Technical issues... Doug bullies little kids... Matt living the bachelor life... After 220 episodes Voldemort is mentioned by name... Underwear shopping... Matt makes it all serious... Doug learns to spell... Anal bleaching... All that and so much more as we prep for trip down the aisle in...…

A movie that made both Matt and Doug choke up or cry... Guests and guest rules are brought up... Matt, apparently is a terrible person... Matt, apparently is a terrible person... That isn't a double post, that is two separate instances of him being a terrible person... Doug suggests ways Matt could be a less worse person, but to Matt that seems lik…

Jeff Bridges is back and he’s brought his Dad! The chaps look back at the tense 90s bomb thriller with some amazing Irish accents Subscribe to the Pirate Video Crew for the Full episode: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/11-29 Media による

A special guest up top... Matt steers into the slide... A year where Matt's life fell apart... An old segment returns... Monroe! Oral sex before soap... A reverse heel turn... An attempt at something new... The final movie of the unlucky 13th season is announced... A possible future guest is talked about... An RCH under 3 hours to avoid union overt…

Lies that end up being true... Did Matt's mom get fingered in high school... Doug internet bill listen for the GoFundMe link in the podcast... A 3rd party review of The Acolyte... weird hairs on Matt and Doug and others... Matt gets dumped at an amusement park... Bathroom etiquette... May December relationships... No edits, which may be a mistake..…

Two podcast hosts...one depressed and one tired...but both in pain. Perhaps some Faltor-pan or Pon-Far is in order? I'll be honest, this one is rough, which is unfair for this movie... Doug's last 80s film for the season... Timing is off for the first half... Just kind of discombobulated... Doug does his best to gaslight Matt...and vice versa...or …

Matt goes to NC... Doug goes to the state fair... Talk of dogs... Watching the Olympics...or not... A movie about selling secrets to the Ruskies... Matt totally blanks on an important question... Is there such a thing as a beautiful vagina...or a beautiful penis? All this, plus a reveal of Doug's last 80's movie…

Clocked in way shorter than expected... Matt gets preferred parking... Doug shames an opposing coach... Doug has connection issues... The beautiful penis' paramour checks in... Can the high from WoK be continued... Does the search hold up to scrutiny... And an anniversary... All this and more this week as we dive into...…

A Robocop sequel by the guy who directed Empire Strikes Back?! The guys give some overdue love to Robocop 2 For the full episode subscribe to the Pirate Video Crew Here: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/11-29 Media による

Matt and Doug are recovering from not being on the river... Hungover and tired is no way to go through life son... A play by play break-down of what went down after we lost access to the cabin where we used to canoe... The last trip? Who knows...

Eddie Murphy returns to BB with his iconic cop comedy as the guys also discuss the new Axel F movie! Subscribe to Pirate Video Crew here: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/11-29 Media による

A vetoed movie boomerangs back for discussion thanks to the death of one of its stars... Should it have stayed vetoed? Trump dodges a bullet... Friends...what does it mean? Is this Doug or Matt's movie? 210 films in, where does Popeye rank, is it rank? If you haven't seen it already, go check out No Way Out with Kevin Costner. It's awesome... All t…

A month later than expected we finally get to see the guy from CSI's dong... Judging nipples... Matt losing his jackin' lotion... Adrenaline junkies... Do we actually know what happened in this movie... A movie that is as much about style as it is about substance... All this plus the can gets kicked down the road another week as more celebrities di…

Matt is alive...kind of. Doug takes a pee... Not a political podcast, but we can't not address the elephant in the room... Both realize they don't deserve their wives... We honor Martin Mull...without acknowledging it. Lots of cuck and other c-word talk. Betamax Rewind has their first video, let us know if you want to see it... Will we ever get to …

The 70s dystopian classic on rolling skates comes to BB with some dodgy casual clobber from the future11-29 Media による

Honoring a Legend Matt's on drugs... Doug forgot the Facebook post... Lots of guns being described... Lots of movies Matt has never seen talked about... Does a Doug all-timer hold up? Does Matt like the film? All that and we look forward to getting back to 80s films...

A Hitchcockian thriller or a massive disappointment? Matt becomes a mentor... A teacher pleads for the youth to stay in school so they don't end up like Doug... Ethics of cheating... And how wives have improved lives... Ethics of reporting crimes... A legend will be honored... Star Wars somehow continues to dig down... Matt's expiration comes ever …

Sam returns to chat with Bruce about the silliest sports movie ever made, Pele’s dubious goals record, Michael Caine playing football at 50 and more! Subscribe to the Pirate Video Crew Here: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/11-29 Media による

Matt has a cold heart, but he'll be dead soon so it's no bother. Tipping talk... Matt has psychic powers... A cult classic... Is it trash or is it great... 80s muffs... Dead dogs... Uncomfortable moments... Nazis... And much more...

The chaps discuss the crap weather blockbuster and getting sucked off by a tornado Subsrcibe to the Pirate Video Crew to hear the full version here: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/11-29 Media による

Matt's gonna die... Independent Matt is dead... Jen is old... Can you hit a woman... Lots of parent related stuff... Took four years, but finally wife of show Jen makes a full appearance... A classic 80s movie is finally discussed... Let's dance...

The original grindhouse classic that started the Mad Max saga comes to BB!! Subscribe to Pirate Video Crew here: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/11-29 Media による

Apparently Matt is passive aggressive... Can you be hot without a soul... Is sex work harder for men or women... Doug makes up a bunch of female body parts that don't exist... White pants, required by law... Kids as projectiles... Dogs as shields... Next week should be interesting... All this and more as Matt and Doug raise the mast on:…

Matt (tries to) give an apology... May December relationships... Wearing underwear... Commencement speeches... Hanging dong... Sex workers... And other stuff...

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PIRATE VIDEO CREW FOR THE FULL EPISODE: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/ Sam Delaney returns to BB to chat about one of the creepiest not meant to be creepy kids shows of yesteryear11-29 Media による

Podcast goes a little longer than it has recently... Matt tries to figure out how to cheat... Matt and Doug are old... A special guest in the middle of the podcast... Does anybody ride for free? Cops... Can Doug get off the losing streak? Matt and Doug beg someone to sue them... All that and more...

Wednesday night terror... Bury your pets, bury your kids, bury your wives...or don't. Doug takes a bath... Is this movie just a series of bad decisions one after the other? How Matt learned to spell cemetery... Does Matt believe in God... How many Star Trek references will come up? Ethics. Just ethics... Lastly can Doug keep his streak alive?…

It's 13 seasons in, you think I would know that I really should take notes during the podcast so I know what to put here... I apologize the recording got mixed up in a few places...couldn't be avoided Matt's bell needs a viagra. Doug needs a bell... Matt dreams... Doug laments the plight of the working man... Weed smoking vs. alcohol... How insecur…

Steven Seagal finally comes to BB as the guys take a deep dive into the man, the myth, the legend and the massive amounts of bullshitting11-29 Media による

Season 12 limps to a close as Matt and Doug join OJ in a search for the real killer... Fart clarification... Awkward cut... Great movie... Doug doesn't read the show notes he's sent ahead of time as they both jump from the train of...

Batman... Animated... Mark Hamill... Animated... Unlike last week, no edits. Literally none. One recording. Doug's non-80s film takes a turn to the crayons as Matt and Doug look at an animated feature that bombed at the box office Passed on a guest and passed on a substitute movie, can Matt get past his hang-ups and can Doug get past his rose-color…

One of John Carpenter’s very best comes to BB while Bruce has a delayed rant about Speed 2 For the full episode Subscribe to Pirate Video Crew here: https://betamax-babylon-pirate-video-crew.hubwave.net/11-29 Media による