UnNational Dog Show

Unnatural 20's

We may not be qualified for much but if there's one thing we are absolutely qualified for, it's judging dogs! Because of this the DM thought we should capitalize on this skill and make our own Dog Show, so fill your pockets with treats and join the party as we: bring a little class, sacrifice the car to the parking lot, stand outside the comedy club, get recognized by our panicked body structure, support good oral hygiene practices no matter the place, travel to Little Italy Canada, leave the dads yelling in the background, putta the spaghetti in Hayden Christensen's hand, abuse the power of cheesy office phrases, fear a power cord death, ask the bold question of "If you pee, you get electrocuted?", get hyped over jumpy boys, try to make flucking happen, show off the toy boys, choose the button nose, give the promise of a kidney, scoop up as much as we can, sell some black market deals from the heart, rent a vacation wardrobe, bring the family emergency distraction kit, vote for saggy bodies, debate the chocolate chipness of a dog, make eye contact with the chest hair, champion the sea ladie, and respect the wrinkles.

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