Piracy is a Crime

Unnatural 20's

You wouldn't steal a car, would you? How about some treasure? If you said yes, then you are a pirate and that's a crime! So get ready to walk the plank and join the party as we become poop deck royalty, gain big booty powers, get mad dumpers, ignore the dog fight, disagree on a theme, fall victim to the chocolate disaster, get haunted by Lightning McQueen, have our photoshop skills be disrespected, switch to vampirate, talk with the joker, have no remorse, bond over our death laughs, appreciate a vet for his work ethic, exchange kids for wine, drop anchor, repurpose Moby Dick, leave the treasure behind, try to use the booty as a flotation device, witness the power of shipping, get distracted by the metal arm again, put the shimmery boys in the mast, meet Fredricko the crab, get hip thanks to the Trendy Translator, rebuild our childhood at a theme park, break moon shoes, create the oil pan for your pan, argue about crumb collectors, eat away from the face, find our parrots, steal some spice with our dice, and kickflip 180 our lifestyles.

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