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Have you checked the calendar recently? If you have then you may have noticed that it's officially time for hot pod summer! That means there are only 3 rules to follow. 1. Be unapologetically you 2. Get your money and 3. Make it hot. So grab your best outfit and join the party as we: make a whale of an entrance, find our new tagline, just try to communicate, appreciate the pod, get put on an equal playing field, slap the handshake, chose vase, witness grandma getting twisted in the ocean, refuse to apologize, ignore the nuggies, rent out our dog as The Homework Eater, burn books, gift an eye patch, double our vision, check in with our dog's spirit breed, get saved by hentai, gather the sad people to be a car, wiggle the puppy from the balcony, add a buttcrack, take inspiration from the sexy thumb thumbs, put wolves on the front and possums on the back, become a ghost sighting, learn of the vessel for traumatized victorian children, chase that bag, artistically sell the Peg Egg, sexily sell old leftovers, get that eye patch power, own the comments and request a roast.
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