"The Only Thing Special About You Is You Exist" - Pizzly Bear
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man breaks millions of dollars worth of Ancient Greek artifacts and 1 new bowl after girlfriend makes him mad museum is oddly relaxed about it and says it didn't look like it was on purpose leaving us with one conclusion...Footloose angry dance, German Woman is in love with a plane she has sexual relations with models of it and spends what has to be exorbitant amounts of money to fly around inside of it in what has to be an insanely expensive relationship, UT attorney is accused by Sherriff that he is guilty of sexually abusing children and comes back with he's not murdering and eating kids not 100% sure but we're pretty sure he definitely killed and ate them, Floridawoman is performing Oral on the man driving which leads to a head on collision and some vague mention of injuries to his penis area due to it being in her mouth so we're pretty sure he has no penis anymore, and Climate Change is forcing Polar Bears south and Grizzlies North and they are meeting falling in love and have babies which were terribly named Pizzly Bears (I'm motioning for Grolar Bears but that's just me) these Pizzly Bears are better at surviving than both their parents and some D-Bag scientist had the nerve to say the only thing special about it is it exists...Screw that mean scientist!
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