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*** It's a Good Expression ***
Your husband is not with us anymore.
We suddenly have neither the company’s money, nor his body!
I don’t want to upset you, but
*** Script ***
Not So Poor George
A woman is waiting for her husband to come home after work. And then a doorbell rings.
W Coming, Georgie! One second! (She opens the door and sees a man.) Oh. You’re not Georgie. Good evening…
M: Excuse me, are you Mrs. Miller?
W: Yes… that’s me,
M: Is Mr. George Miller your husband?
W: Yes, I’m waiting for him now. He’ll be here any moment. I’ve already cooked a meal for him. Yes, that’s my husband. Why do you ask?
M: (with hesitations) Be strong, please…
M: I’m the owner of the company where Mr. Miller worked…
W: Why do you say “worked”? Where’s Georgie?
M: Something terrible happened…
W: Was he in an accident? But my husband is only an accountant. Nothing dangerous. He’s counted other people’s money all his life!
M: Yes, and he just counted a million dollars. That was all I had. Anyway, I’m sorry to say, but your husband is not with us anymore…
W: Oh my god! No-o-o! POOR Georgie! Why!? Where’s his body?
M: That’s the problem! We suddenly have neither the company’s money, nor his body! He disappeared!
W: Poor Georgie! My poor George… (sheds tears) Um… Hey, maybe he is not so poor now?
M: That’s it!... He stole the money! So, if he suddenly comes back…
W: Georgie, come back home to me? You are talking about a million dollars? Do I look like I have a million dollars? Um, I don’t want to upset you, but… it’s YOU who needs to be strong and not worry now. George will NEVER come back home. Good luck!
(Written by Andrei Goncharov)