Manage episode 291887354 series 1321650
It's time to unveil the HWIDG Tax Plan for 2021! The plan is nothing. Taxation is theft.
- May the 4th
- Armageddon Vibes
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Ah, California. Sunny weather, beaches, palm trees, skaters and surfers, Silicon Valley dickwads raising property costs, and all other kinds of Coastal Elite shenanigans! So much so they call the other 46 states Flyover States. A burden to get across in order to get to their NYC business meeting all the while whining about how cold it is then retreat back to their home and downtalk the farmers that grow the almonds they so deperately need for their Dairy-free Venti Grande Chocotini with two pumps of Vanilla.
Hey, you know what's weird? The military! As civilians it's rare to see so many uniformed troops guiding you through large public spaces. It's something you only see in disaster movies with Jake Gyllenhaal or Gerard Butler. Well, that's enough said of that. We all know your here to hear Tab yell.