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Manage episode 230090210 series 1132086
Well, folks - the year is 2069 and that has some pretty heavy implications. Our consciousness has been assimilated into the emotion vortex, where there are sad reacts only. It has become impossible to enjoy anything. However, a faceless megacorporation is offering a revolutionary app to change our lingering feelings of sadness into feelings of warmth and mirth. We must keep our phones turned on at all times, to benefit from the effects of CMFRT-ZONE. Yes, it will allow their satellites to accurately track everything about us, but it's a small price to pay for the service they provide us; to guarantee that we can and will like things. Because that is the CMFRT-ZONE slogan, "yes, you're going to like it".
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